by JK » Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:43 pm
Rules for tomorrow!!
The basic rules
1. If Meatloaf is mentioned, either by commentators or someone at your party, have a drink.
2. If Bruce McAvaney says “you just get the feeling” or “you feel like”, have a drink.
3. If Bruce says “Cyril” or “Jetta” roughly three times louder than every other word in the same sentence, have two drinks.
4. If Buddy Franklin has a shot on goal, have a drink.
5. If Lewis Jetta takes a bounce, have a drink.
6. If the commentators mention Mike Pyke is from Canada, Kieren Jack’s dad played rugby league or any one of Josh Kennedy’s connections to Hawthorn, have a drink.
7. If a Tom Waterhouse ad comes on, instead of throwing something at the TV, have a drink.
8. ‘If Bruce McAvaney says “He’s missed the goal but you’ll never see a more beautiful behind than that” ‘
Team-based rules
(If you don’t support one of the teams, pick one before the start of the game.)
8. If a player from your team gives away a 50 metre penalty, have a drink.
9. If a player your team kicks out on the full or is called for deliberate out of bounds, have a drink.
10. If your team is on the wrong end of a video review decision, have a drink.
The most important rules of all
11. If Alastair Clarkson punches a wall, finish your drink.
12. If Ben Stratton, Ryan Schoenmakers, Ted Richards or Heath Grundy score a goal, finish your drink.
13. If Sam Reid kicks more than two goals, finish your drink.
14. If Ryan Schoenmakers holds Sam Reid to less than three goals, finish your drink.
15. If Bruce says “delicious”, finish your drink.
FUSC
