The "What Shits Me" thesis, by Falcon Chick
1. When you're in a hurry and every bastard on the road does 50 kmh and drive side by side
2. Stupid People
3. Customers that put money on the bench instead of in your hand, especially when you're already holding your hand out for it.
4. Players who dont play in a grand final and get a medal.
5. When you go to spit out the window and the windows shut (Sorry, had to add a bit o' Rodney Rude in there)
6. When I run to the other side of the oval when a player is down, and says he doesnt need me when I get there.
7. Finding pickles in your burger when you get home when you specifically request "no pickles"
8. Volvo drivers in general
9. Assholes that steal your park when you've been waiting for it for ages with your indicatior on
10. The majority of PEWR supporters
11. Following on from point 10, what shits me even more are the ones that think the PEWR have won 36 flags...
12. PEWR supporters in the members bar who are sitting 10 back in the line waving a $50 note and shouting out their order thinking that they'll get served next...
13. Dasher
14. People who ring to insure their cars, and dont know what type of car they drive...( dont laugh, it's common)
15. Slow service at supermarkets, and people that take full trolleys thru the express lane
16. Inconsiderate bastards that dont move to the farthest petrol bowser (when its free) and make you wait to fill your car cos they're too bloody lazy to move their car 1 metre.
17. . Eddie McGuire
18. The pens you buy at the footy that always run out by the end of the first quarter
19. Indian call centres
20. The fact that its so bloody busy today its taken me 3 hours to write up this post