Para Districts Cricket Association 2011/12

[Lethal Dose]

Geez the clubs had a bit of success over the last 8 years. hopefully season 11/12 brings us some more. Should have just had beer after the 09/10 GF, dont know who brought the spirits, but they knocked me for 6 and out after id been filling my own cup for much of the night. atleast you know what alcohol content is in the beer can.

Yeah, after god knows how many beers at the club I called out for people to chuck money in for some bottles, there was close to a grand there in no time, all spent on bourbon for memory..........oh, and some coke.

Still was a good night anyway, was ashame many more people didnt join in and celebrate with us, but i guess the weather did put people off.
Any date set for first up training been thought of yet.

[Lightning McQueen]

Still was a good night anyway, was ashame many more people didnt join in and celebrate with us, but i guess the weather did put people off.
Any date set for first up training been thought of yet.

Having a meeting next Friday.

[Lethal Dose]

Having a meeting next Friday.

No worries, can't wait to get back out there in the summer heat and have a tilt at the flag

[sports follower]

Best Oval: Riverside in the 90's
Worst Oval: Eastern Park
Best Clubrooms: Craigmore
Favourite opposition to have a beer with after the game:Most
Team you love to beat: Eastern Pk/Salisbury West & North
Player you'd love to steal from another club:Adam Ozilins 10years ago
Favourite umpire: Terry Jeffries
Most memorable match: Grand Final wins (5)
Favourite moment: winning premierships and the parties afterwards
Funniest moment: Big mouth at GF against Para Teachers getting stuck into while we batted and then we started fielding late on the Saturday, fired up our opening bowlers in B Moore and A Carman and had them 3 for not much. Thanks again CHAMP! Handsy loved him too!
Most respected opponent(s): Anthony Heinrich (SN) Anthony Prior (TW) Sean OBrien (SN) Sibbs (BL)

[cokadonkeytoo]

Best Oval: Riverside in the 90's
Worst Oval: Eastern Park
Best Clubrooms: Craigmore
Favourite opposition to have a beer with after the game:Most
Team you love to beat: Eastern Pk/Salisbury West & North
Player you'd love to steal from another club:Adam Ozilins 10years ago
Favourite umpire: Terry Jeffries
Most memorable match: Grand Final wins (5)
Favourite moment: winning premierships and the parties afterwards
Funniest moment: Big mouth at GF against Para Teachers getting stuck into while we batted and then we started fielding late on the Saturday, fired up our opening bowlers in B Moore and A Carman and had them 3 for not much. Thanks again [b]CHAMP! Handsy loved him too![/b]Most respected opponent(s): Anthony Heinrich (SN) Anthony Prior (TW) Sean OBrien (SN) Sibbs (BL)

The one and only T Frederick!!! Yeah cant say i was totally impressed with that situation

[whufc]

Best Oval: Eastern Park (for batting on)
Worse Oval: Eastern Park (for bowling and fielding)
Best Clubrooms: Rose & Crown's New ones
Favourite Opposition to have a beer with after a game: Rose & Crown, Parafield Gardens
Team You Love to Beat: Parafield Gardens, Atco, Central United
Player You Would Love To Steal From Another Club: Justin Davies
Favourite Umpire: Les Harrison (by the length of the Flemington Straight)
Most Memorable Match: 2010/2011 Grade 3 GF Closely followed by a GF against Gardens in the mid 2000's which we lost
Funniest Moment: Danny Stevens bowling me middle stump only to apologise because it was meant to be an outswinger which started on off and catch the edge to one of the 4 slips.
Also last season Super coming on as 12th man because a player rolled his ankle trying to juggle the cricket ball with his feet. First ball on is a skyer straight down Supers throat at fine leg........ i still dont think Sup got a finger on it.

[custardarm]

Best Oval: salisbury north
Worst Oval: elizabeth high school (cdcc)
Best Clubrooms:
Favourite opposition to have a beer with after the game: Sals North
Team you love to beat: Virginia
Player you'd love to steal from another club: J.Davies
Favourite umpire: Alf
Most memorable match: GF win over salisbury west chasing 130 1/70 , 8/80 to win (J. Mcinnes best spell i have seen )
Favourite moment: chasing down 281 vs sals north in a one dayer followed by being at square leg watchin G.Hodder hit 6 after 6 versus atco
Funniest moment: Dave watsons ten juggle drop catch as sub fielder vs brahma lodge and Danny Stevens
Most respected opponent(s): Ozolins , Jim and Glenn North , Sean Obrien
, Petrus and Sibbs.

[fineleg2fineleg]

Best Oval: sandy creek
Worst Oval: wasleys
Best Clubrooms: one tree hill coz the beers are cheapest
Favourite opposition to have a beer with after the game: craigmore
Team you love to beat: craigmore
Player you'd love to steal from another club: lachlan hall
Favourite umpire:
Most memorable match: OTH Bs v craigmore Bs a couple years back in div 3. had them 7/32 overnight defending 160, was most fun i reckon i have had in the field.
Favourite moment: winning my first grand final... even though it was C grade. still enjoyable to win
Funniest moment: sledging craigmores B grade keeper as he came out to bat when we had them 7/32 overnight. he gave some back as he took guard, we warned him to watch his off stump n he replied, in his usual cocky attitude for those of u who know him, 'which ones that?'... first ball off stump goes cartwheeling out of the ground! still remind him of it to this day
Most respected opponent(s): Rob Howe

[Lightning McQueen]

Best Oval: Eastern Park (for batting on)
Worse Oval: Eastern Park (for bowling and fielding)
Best Clubrooms: Rose & Crown's New ones
Favourite Opposition to have a beer with after a game: Rose & Crown, Parafield Gardens
Team You Love to Beat: Parafield Gardens, Atco, Central United
Player You Would Love To Steal From Another Club: Justin Davies
Favourite Umpire: Les Harrison (by the length of the Flemington Straight)
Most Memorable Match: 2010/2011 Grade 3 GF Closely followed by a GF against Gardens in the mid 2000's which we lost
Funniest Moment: Danny Stevens bowling me middle stump only to apologise because it was meant to be an outswinger which started on off and catch the edge to one of the 4 slips.
Also last season Super coming on as 12th man because a player rolled his ankle trying to juggle the cricket ball with his feet. First ball on is a skyer straight down Supers throat at fine leg........ i still dont think Sup got a finger on it.

I would think that anyone that has played against this urban legend would have a few in their top ten funniest moments in cricket, I know I could rattle off at least 5 off the top of my head.

[duck-mann]

Best Oval: sandy creek
Worst Oval: wasleys
Best Clubrooms: one tree hill coz the beers are cheapest
Favourite opposition to have a beer with after the game: craigmore
Team you love to beat: craigmore
Player you'd love to steal from another club: lachlan hall
Favourite umpire:
Most memorable match: OTH Bs v craigmore Bs a couple years back in div 3. had them 7/32 overnight defending 160, was most fun i reckon i have had in the field.
Favourite moment: winning my first grand final... even though it was C grade. still enjoyable to win
Funniest moment: sledging craigmores B grade keeper as he came out to bat when we had them 7/32 overnight. he gave some back as he took guard, we warned him to watch his off stump n he replied, in his usual cocky attitude for those of u who know him, 'which ones that?'... first ball off stump goes cartwheeling out of the ground! still remind him of it to this day
Most respected opponent(s): Rob Howe

That would have to rate as my funniest moment too! Im glad I was umpiring at the time too bad I was also captain that game thank **** for the heat the 2nd week

Please don't avoid using the swear filter

[Thats Gold]

Best Oval: Riverside
Worst Oval: Eastern Park, One Tree Hill
Best Clubrooms: Craigmore, Smithfield
Favourite opposition to have a beer with after the game: Smithfield, One Tree Hill
Team you love to beat: Sals West
Player you'd love to steal from another club: Justin Davies
Favourite umpire: Super Elliott (when he was umpiring), Pete Turnbul
Most memorable match: Same as LM...Grade 2 Semi Final loss by one run versus Willaston at Sandy Creek. Brave last wicket partnership between LM and Clarkey for memory proved not quite enough unfortunately.
Favourite moment: My one premiership and also back to back wins against two powerhouses in their prime in Two Wells & Sals West in Grade 1 2005/6 season? The latter was a 200 game milestone match and these were massive upsets at the time.
Funniest moment: Well Mr Stevens had to be involved. Playing for Smithfield in a Grade 2 match against OTH 12-15 years ago. Danny was at the crease and we were giving him a lot of sh!t....he became sick of it and decided to take guard approx 6 metres out of his crease and for memory faces a whole over in this manner....Crazy stuff! Our opening bowler at the time just bowled beem balls at him.
Most respected opponent(s): Grant Hodder

[MadMax]

Favourite moment: My one premiership and also back to back wins against two powerhouses in their prime in Two Wells & Sals West in Grade 1 2005/6 season? The latter was a 200 game milestone match and these were massive upsets at the time.

This was 2006/07 as Craigmore had won the Grade 2 premiership in 05/06 and lost 7 players out of that team and struggled through 06/07.

We had played Rose & Crown in Round 11 I reckon and beat them, Round 12 would've been in February against Two Wells and we beat them at their own ground. I recall this because I had to miss the 2nd week because of the birth of my daughter and I rang during the birth to see how we went and I was just as excited about beating them as meeting my first child.

The round after we played Salisbury West at home and they were bragging how they had won 24 games in a row and not lost since round 6 last season. We ended up beating them and were celebrating the "Giant Killers". That was our grand final for that year as we struggled through the whole season.

[Game Breaker]

i heared today Paul Fantasia will be playing at Gepps X this year.
anyone here able to confirm??

[Iwasthere84]

Best Oval: The old college ground in Salisbury
Worst Oval: GMH oval
Best Clubrooms: Brahma Lodge Argana Park
Favourite opposition to have a beer with after the game: Central United
Team you love to beat: Paralowie
Player you'd love to steal from another club: Current-Johnny Mac When I played- Mark Bishop
Favourite umpire: Loved to watch Trvor Weigand He was like a box of chocolates
Most memorable match: Gd 4 v Paralowie 9/43 Got the first 8. Defending 140 odd they were 0/70 when I came on
Favourite moment: My one premiership Only Gd 9 but it was our D grade vs Eliz Rugby B Defending 130 knocked them over for 57. Then they wanted to keep going, they stayed in the field all day. Also being in the team that scored 600 plus. still assoc record
Most respected opponent(s): Mark Bornholdt

[catchit]

Best Oval: Parafield for batting..rosies for bowling
Worst Oval: Oth
Best Clubrooms: Rosies..
Favourite opposition to have a beer with after the game: sals west Smithfield
Team you love to beat: Craigmore
Player you'd love to steal from another club: Justin Davies
Favourite umpire: All of them except Donny Pearce
Most memorable match: Grade. 1 flag
Favourite moment: Taking the last wicket in the grade 1 final
Funniest moment: ratters saying I was soft for batting down the order because of a injury..
Most respected opponent(s): Oz.... Sibb... D Jenner .....

[Groover]

i heared today Paul Fantasia will be playing at Gepps X this year.
anyone here able to confirm??

Did his shoulder pretty bad at footy a few weeks ago, dare say he wont be playing too soon.

[OKC!]

i heared today Paul Fantasia will be playing at Gepps X this year.
anyone here able to confirm??

I have had a chat with him, but no decision has been made, Also had chats with Troy Scott.

Gepps welcomes all that wanna look to have a run... Anyone interested PM me.

[Browny25]

i heared today Paul Fantasia will be playing at Gepps X this year.
anyone here able to confirm??

I have had a chat with him, but no decision has been made, Also had chats with Troy Scott.

Gepps welcomes all that wanna look to have a run... Anyone interested PM me.

And if you wanna play against gepps x PM me!!

[OKC!]

i heared today Paul Fantasia will be playing at Gepps X this year.
anyone here able to confirm??

I have had a chat with him, but no decision has been made, Also had chats with Troy Scott.

Gepps welcomes all that wanna look to have a run... Anyone interested PM me.

And if you wanna play against gepps x PM me!!

Yeah but if you wanna win, PM me.

[howzat]

i heared today Paul Fantasia will be playing at Gepps X this year.
anyone here able to confirm??

I have had a chat with him, but no decision has been made, Also had chats with Troy Scott.

Gepps welcomes all that wanna look to have a run... Anyone interested PM me.

And if you wanna play against gepps x PM me!!

Yeah but if you wanna win, PM me.

ROTFLMAO......