HFL Division 1 (Central)

[great dropkick]

Crumber – nearly on the money but the nest has Maggies, not Wedgies! Still interesting call on Cally, noting that both sides in question filled the bottom 2 in Country in 2006. Must be a worry for HFL with obviously those clubs behind the 8 ball with about 10 weeks till kick off, may be players are coming out of woodwork by then, but imagine quality and fitness won't be great. While the week seem to struggle, the top get stronger. Ex Sturt and Bay player Michael Raidis has apparently joined Kangarilla from Tailem Bend, while the Blues have also picked up a couple of other handy guys. Kangys also likely to have a full complement of colts this year, so I reckon not long before Central ranks beckon? Perhaps a chance to replace Birdwood after a one year pasting with the big boys!!

[Loves to slot one]

I know this is a HFL forum but the chatter is stagnating and i'm bored as bat sh!t on a friday arvo. Is anyone willing to comment on how they think Chris Tarrant will go at the dockers this year...

[scottroo]

have spoken to a reliable source and harper is on $400 a game at blackwood

[devilsadvocate]

Massive news from Devil Land.

Current WWT Eagles gun John Floriani has confirmed that in the abscence of an SANFL league appearance in Round 1 or 2, he will be a Devil in 2007.

Please put him in the ressies Ronnie Fuller you donkey!

Just makes the Super B's that much stronger for the '3peat' tilt!

Also, LTSO, the question is how do people think Tazz will go playing at East Perth?!!!!! OR how do people think Tazz will go on fight nights down at Perth's nightclub stretch?

I think:

1. He's crap at footy! Good guns though!
2. He'll clean up on fight night with them arms!

[Loves to slot one]

Massive news from Devil Land.

Current WWT Eagles gun John Floriani has confirmed that in the abscence of an SANFL league appearance in Round 1 or 2, he will be a Devil in 2007.

Please put him in the ressies Ronnie Fuller you donkey!

Just makes the Super B's that much stronger for the '3peat' tilt!

Also, LTSO, the question is how do people think Tazz will go playing at East Perth?!!!!! OR how do people think Tazz will go on fight nights down at Perth's nightclub stretch?

I think:

1. He's crap at footy! Good guns though!
2. He'll clean up on fight night with them arms!

Turn it up DA, with Pav(who just quietly is best mates with an absolute ball bag) putting him out in front of him and the new rules of not being able to hit the arm or touch the back, if he can't take a mark with those well sculpted guns, turn and slot the sausage, then i wouldn't put a penny on him winning a fight even against me...least of all someone like heath Pahl.

On the Devs new recruit, I'm not up with my league playersso: what possie? Very big? Good bloke?

Also where is all this $$$ coming from did somone die and leave the club a trust fund or have they turned the cricket club into a drug labratory....I'm thinking the latter!

can they fly me back to have a run in the sweets?

[Loves to slot one]

have spoken to a reliable source and harper is on $400 a game at blackwood

Is this Harper worth the coin SRoo?

[devilsadvocate]

Turn it up DA, with Pav(who just quietly is best mates with an absolute ball bag) putting him out in front of him and the new rules of not being able to hit the arm or touch the back, if he can't take a mark with those well sculpted guns, turn and slot the sausage, then i wouldn't put a penny on him winning a fight even against me...least of all someone like heath Pahl.

On the Devs new recruit, I'm not up with my league playersso: what possie? Very big? Good bloke?

Also where is all this $$$ coming from did somone die and leave the club a trust fund or have they turned the cricket club into a drug labratory....I'm thinking the latter!

can they fly me back to have a run in the sweets?

Link to JF's details: http://www.wwtfc.com.au/theclub_player_info.asp?ID=9238

I think he played a bit on a forward flank last year, but not too sure.

On the $ situation, I think the Devs must have taken that money making idea from the movie Snatch. You know where they think of selling the 'worlds best dildos' and wait for everyone's cheque to come in then refund everyone's money, but from an account called 'ass ticklers and faggots fan club annonomous'. The idea being that nobody would bank the refund cheque due to being found out as an ass tickling faggot from the dodgy name that would appear on their bank statement and they could just keep the money (We sold heaps to people from shanty!). Either that or we found Nick the Greek and robbed his fat ass!

Oh, and Fleety is way better than Tazz. The Dockers have picked themselves up a very expensive reserves player.

[2words]

Massive news from Devil Land.

Current WWT Eagles gun John Floriani has confirmed that in the abscence of an SANFL league appearance in Round 1 or 2, he will be a Devil in 2007.

Please put him in the ressies Ronnie Fuller you donkey!

Just makes the Super B's that much stronger for the '3peat' tilt!

Also, LTSO, the question is how do people think Tazz will go playing at East Perth?!!!!! OR how do people think Tazz will go on fight nights down at Perth's nightclub stretch?

I think:

1. He's crap at footy! Good guns though!
2. He'll clean up on fight night with them arms!

LTSO, just worked out what your talking about.

DA, where did you get this information from? Reliable source?

If true looks like another year in the sweets with all the players running around. LTSO, any chance of your new club flying me over there on saturdays for a kick?

[Inside 50]

have spoken to a reliable source and harper is on $400 a game at blackwood

Is this Harper worth the coin SRoo?

Played with him a couple of games last year. Is only young and has already had a knee reco... Think he has won B&F's at both u17 and u19 level at Sturt. Pretty good bloke. His old man is an assistant down at Sturt.

[Loves to slot one]

No doubt 2words....I think they may even give you a few H-ies for your troubles...esspecially if you bagged 7 like you did that day when it was belting down at Ironbank!

You pop out of the wood-work with some interesting facts don't you I50, I like it.

For all who are bored: http://stickcricket.foxsports.com.au/

[devilsadvocate]

LTSO, just worked out what your talking about.

DA, where did you get this information from? Reliable source?

If true looks like another year in the sweets with all the players running around. LTSO, any chance of your new club flying me over there on saturdays for a kick?

All my sources are reliable. You should know that!

This source has just had a successful gender change operation. He will now be able to shower in the mens showers after footy this year!

[Loves to slot one]

I've gotta say it.

In my personal opinion the Devs are going a little overboard! GF's are the aim, yes, but GF's by a margin of 15goals + should not be, esspecially at the cost of local players getting a run in the A's!

[devilsadvocate]

LTSO

It's all about the Super B's winning flags.

All us boys who got belted (literally) playing B's for all those years as 15,16,17,18,19,20 yo's are loving coming up against the older dicks who used to smash us young fellas and giving it all back with interest! It's the greatest thing to come up against someone who belted you when you were 16 playing B's and give them a bit of their own medicine plus teach then a footy lesson!

[Loves to slot one]

LTSO

It's all about the Super B's winning flags.

All us boys who got belted (literally) playing B's for all those years as 15,16,17,18,19,20 yo's are loving coming up against the older dicks who used to smash us young fellas and giving it all back with interest! It's the greatest thing to come up against someone who belted you when you were 16 playing B's and give them a bit of their own medicine plus teach then a footy lesson!

I hear you brutha

[devilsadvocate]

So did that dirty cabbage D. Vince last year!

[ronburgandy]

On the $ situation, I think the Devs must have taken that money making idea from the movie Snatch. You know where they think of selling the 'worlds best dildos' and wait for everyone's cheque to come in then refund everyone's money, but from an account called 'ass ticklers and faggots fan club annonomous'. The idea being that nobody would bank the refund cheque due to being found out as an ass tickling faggot from the dodgy name that would appear on their bank statement and they could just keep the money (We sold heaps to people from shanty!). Either that or we found Nick the Greek and robbed his fat ass!

think the movie was lock stock, not snatch. good question re $ at lofty. sure a few supporters are putting a bit thru. think a few players no were the money really comes from but they will have to get on the forum to explain. as for ltso comments re players at lofty, good call, no alot of locals enjoyed a grade gf but when looking around and notice half a dozen players they had only known for a year or two years and you no they wern't playing in the prev years when they were being beaten by 20+ goals. no the victory wasn't as good for some players as they dreamnt it to be.
also fleet has made a decision were playing this week. all will come out at end of the week. very interesting call by fleet 2!

[footy fan]

Anyone got news on Uraidla? Is that fullback from north and port going again? Ebel?

[ronburgandy]

mypaddock - Oval conditions really depend on the summer before and how wet the winter is. Over the last couple of years though most ovals have been pretty good but yeah it only takes a good week of solid rain to stuff up a number of the ovals. And yeah it does effect the game a fair bit sometimes but USUALLY the ovals are ok again by the last couple of games and finals.

Except for Bridgewater, their oval is sh!t every year most of the season.

shanty has had major problems in the past with the condition of the oval. i 2 played in ankle deep mud. last few years the oval has been very good and no worse than alot of other ovals. there was the flooding but since than the oval has been fine. thunder park these days not only involves players bringing football boots but also knee pads. i feel like the hoff every time i play there running thru the sand. there is more sand on the oval than grass and your own players no it!

[Inside 50]

also fleet has made a decision were playing this week. all will come out at end of the week. very interesting call by fleet 2!

You make it sound like he is fu*cken Gary Ablett or something. Just tell Lachlan to get out to training and start working hard so he can play some good A Grade for Mt. Lofty this year. None of this will I wont I b.s

[lionheart]

Crumber – nearly on the money but the nest has Maggies, not Wedgies! Still interesting call on Cally, noting that both sides in question filled the bottom 2 in Country in 2006. Must be a worry for HFL with obviously those clubs behind the 8 ball with about 10 weeks till kick off, may be players are coming out of woodwork by then, but imagine quality and fitness won't be great. While the week seem to struggle, the top get stronger. Ex Sturt and Bay player Michael Raidis has apparently joined Kangarilla from Tailem Bend, while the Blues have also picked up a couple of other handy guys. Kangys also likely to have a full complement of colts this year, so I reckon not long before Central ranks beckon? Perhaps a chance to replace Birdwood after a one year pasting with the big boys!!

Kangies were too scared to go to div 1 in Southern FL, just wanted to win flags in div 2. When it became one Division they didnt make the finals and run off to Hills div 2. They love a small pond.