5 word story....

[Strawb]

the beak after being charged

[locky801]

with abusing the goal umpire

[Strawb]

who signaled a point when

[locky801]

the ball was clearly out

[Strawb]

so I kicked the ball

[steiger]

cos he only had one

[Strawb]

and he danced a dance

[steiger]

any two-balled man would be

[Strawb]

proud of but when he

[steiger]

fell on a knife and

[Strawb]

lost his big toe because

[steiger]

it was 5" long and

[Strawb]

thick as a homemade pork

[steiger]

sausage, made from all sorts

[Strawb]

of pork, spices and herbs

[carey]

which brod loves eating with

[Strawb]

gravy and lots of veggies

[fish]

washed down with a pint

[Strawb]

of bath water from a

[7-Dog]

rat infested raw sewerage plant