SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2010/11

[auto]

Hey hutchy i might be a dork but i never believed Richie would go to Salisbury West. Think youll find most forumers on here believed it was an extensive hoax perpetuated from within the confines of the PVLCC. If im wrong so be it but ive been training all pre season with expectation i can personally bowl Richie out this season. Cant give too much away but my "special" delivery will have him in all sorts.

[auto]

Hey hutchy i might be a dork but i never believed Richie would go to Salisbury West. Think youll find most forumers on here believed it was an extensive hoax perpetuated from within the confines of the PVLCC. If im wrong so be it but ive been training all pre season with expectation i can personally bowl Richie out this season. Cant give too much away but my "special" delivery will have him in all sorts.

Well alright then.....Its a four ball sequence i have codenamed "Auto's war on terror". It starts with what i call the "Settler". The "Settler" is a medium pace delivery aimed at the top of off stump. A hint of inswing, this ball will settle him but not allow him to get off strike. The second ball or "Riddler" as i call it will be 16% quicker than the Settler, again aimed at off stump but with outswing this time. The third delivery, "The Elton" is again another 21% quicker but will swing both ways. The fourth and final delivery is called the "Typhoon". Me and the guys at NASA thermodynamic and wind tunnel research still dont know exactly what it does yet but it is THE wicket taking ball.
Now because of the extremes the human body goes to to actually perform these feats of nature i will only be able to bowl them once this season. Hope your there to see it Hutchy.

[Phantom Gossiper]

Well alright then.....Its a four ball sequence i have codenamed "Auto's war on terror". It starts with what i call the "Settler". The "Settler" is a medium pace delivery aimed at the top of off stump. A hint of inswing, this ball will settle him but not allow him to get off strike. The second ball or "Riddler" as i call it will be 16% quicker than the Settler, again aimed at off stump but with outswing this time. The third delivery, "The Elton" is again another 21% quicker but will swing both ways. The fourth and final delivery is called the "Typhoon". Me and the guys at NASA thermodynamic and wind tunnel research still dont know exactly what it does yet but it is THE wicket taking ball.
Now because of the extremes the human body goes to to actually perform these feats of nature i will only be able to bowl them once this season. Hope your there to see it Hutchy.

auto you are quickly becoming one of the funniest people i know.. and the most disturbed!

[Pistol]

Hey hutchy i might be a dork but i never believed Richie would go to Salisbury West. Think youll find most forumers on here believed it was an extensive hoax perpetuated from within the confines of the PVLCC. If im wrong so be it but ive been training all pre season with expectation i can personally bowl Richie out this season. Cant give too much away but my "special" delivery will have him in all sorts.

Well alright then.....Its a four ball sequence i have codenamed "Auto's war on terror". It starts with what i call the "Settler". The "Settler" is a medium pace delivery aimed at the top of off stump. A hint of inswing, this ball will settle him but not allow him to get off strike. The second ball or "Riddler" as i call it will be 16% quicker than the Settler, again aimed at off stump but with outswing this time. The third delivery, "The Elton" is again another 21% quicker but will swing both ways. The fourth and final delivery is called the "Typhoon". Me and the guys at NASA thermodynamic and wind tunnel research still dont know exactly what it does yet but it is THE wicket taking ball.
Now because of the extremes the human body goes to to actually perform these feats of nature i will only be able to bowl them once this season. Hope your there to see it Hutchy.

one of the best wickets i've taken was Richie a couple of seasons ago, pitched outside off, just short of a length, cut back in about a foot and a half, split him in half! went between bat and pad and took the top of leg. i think that's the only ball i've bowled to the bloke that beat him!!!! maybe we can get together auto with your pals at NASA and work out this formula! it will make us rich me thinks

[dark & stormy]

cmon boys , we dont need nasa . all you have to do is bowl the ball let him hit it then on the next ball let him hit it again for a single this time then just BY ACCIDENT (hahahaha) stick your arm out and rip his head off BY ACCIDENT of course.
only joking guys , you know I wouldnt do that plus I like ritchie makes you bowl to him. was going to say makes you think but you all know I dont think when bowling or batting , just give me ball and say ther you go now kill

[Goat Herder]

Auto, I was sure you were gonna say that the 3rd delivery would hit him on the chin...

[Phantom Gossiper]

Auto, I was sure you were gonna say that the 3rd delivery would hit him on the chin...

It would if he was aiming for the top of middle stump

[auto]

Auto, I was sure you were gonna say that the 3rd delivery would hit him on the chin...

mmmm, now i think about it the 3rd ball should be the Danny Green. If flies past your head, doesnt actually hit you but the batter just falls in a heap and gets counted out.

[auto]

Rumour time....Western X1 to stay in the comp.......Where were you on that one Hutchy Churches?

Unfortunately Hutchy if your unable to keep the stories/rumours/gossip/facts coming your gonna have remove the name Hutchy part of your user name and avatar, and only be referred to as Churches

[auto]

Another rumour....could their be a surprise guest at Fitzies training tonite, a return of a carnival representative.

[auto]

While im here........SAMCA 20/20 comp this year. top 4 teams from churches versus top 4 from turf, suburban and para.

[auto]

3 rumours in one night........Quick...someone call the fire brigade....im on fire

[Phantom Gossiper]

Another rumour....could their be a surprise guest at Fitzies training tonite, a return of a carnival representative.

interesting.. Tommy Kennison?

[bored]

Another rumour....could their be a surprise guest at Fitzies training tonite, a return of a carnival representative.

interesting.. Tommy Kennison?

i hear this new player was on the last carnival...

[Pidge]

Another rumour....could their be a surprise guest at Fitzies training tonite, a return of a carnival representative.

interesting.. Tommy Kennison?

i hear this new player was on the last carnival...

Your sources must be wrong Auto. No carnival representative showed up at training tonight.

[auto]

My sources were wrong but my source did say he was making tomato sauce but he had sores and therefore couldnt make the sauce, according to my source. Rekon he mite be at next training tho and the odds are he may get to a training before i do?

[auto]

New rumour (thanks to facebook), has Tommy FUIC Keno given up his daily five litres of Iced Coffee???

[Phantom Gossiper]

just quietly its not exactly a rumor when the person in question slaps it all over facebook

[Goat Herder]

Another rumour....could their be a surprise guest at Fitzies training tonite, a return of a carnival representative.

Rumour has it that Fitzies is the only Club left in the comp he's yet to tick off his "played or trained with" list..

As for the 20/20 SAMCA comp, I'll take the rumour a step or two further and say that the format will be Fitzroy vs NEK & PV vs 'Lutherans, with the 2 winners playing off for the honour of representing C&CCA in a 20/20 match against Para Districts. The winner of this match to play the winning Club of ATCA vs ASCA on the hallowed turf of Adelaide Oval. Also rumoured that the 2 games of the C&CCA 1st round will be played at Fitzroy Oval, with Auto cooking the barby and Phantom donning his clown suit and drunkenly entertaining the kiddies, Krusty style..

[Phantom Gossiper]

Another rumour....could their be a surprise guest at Fitzies training tonite, a return of a carnival representative.

Rumour has it that 1. Fitzies is the only Club left in the comp he's yet to tick off his "played or trained with" list..

As for the 20/20 SAMCA comp, I'll take the rumour a step or two further and say that the format will be Fitzroy vs NEK & PV vs 'Lutherans, with the 2 winners playing off for the honour of representing C&CCA in a 20/20 match against Para Districts. The winner of this match to play the winning Club of ATCA vs ASCA on the hallowed turf of Adelaide Oval. Also rumoured that the 2 games of the C&CCA 1st round will be played at Fitzroy Oval, with Auto cooking the barby and2. Phantom donning his clown suit and drunkenly entertaining the kiddies, Krusty style..

1. True... like an avid collector im chasing a complete set
2. True as well although you should know by now im always drunk and my clown suit is always on