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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:48 pm

The Bedge wrote:How thick some people are..

Cricket page, A grade captain been named, bloke whose 50 and was playing 6th XI last year and struggling congratulated.. i commented saying heard he's opening the batting in the A grade.

He took the bait, then another player piped up and complimented the rumour.. he fell hook line and sinker despite being a very poor player.

Today he messaged the captain with his contact details for when he needs him lol.

Cant.. stop.. laughin..


When I was about 16 I was hanging out at Semaphore with a mate.

He thought he was a gun footballer. He was above average, but nothing great.

Someone rang him while I was with him, saying they were from the Port Maggies, and they saw him play for Districts. They wanted him to come out to train with the 18's, but they thought he'd shown enough at Districts to warrant a run in the Ressies.

Being the arrogant guy he was, he took it hook, line and sinker. They rang him back about half an hour later to break it to him. Lucky social media was a year or two away still, or he would have been bragging about it straight away.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:41 pm

The Bedge wrote:How thick some people are..

Cricket page, A grade captain been named, bloke whose 50 and was playing 6th XI last year and struggling congratulated.. i commented saying heard he's opening the batting in the A grade.

He took the bait, then another player piped up and complimented the rumour.. he fell hook line and sinker despite being a very poor player.

Today he messaged the captain with his contact details for when he needs him lol.

Cant.. stop.. laughin..


I saw that Facebook post... genius!

The aforementioned bloke is often a pain in my arse, but I honestly think he means well.

However, how can someone be so delusional about one's ability?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:48 am

Football fashion tips in the Port thread.

Chorizo recipes in the rate thread.

Look at us go. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:52 am

Booney wrote:Football fashion tips in the Port thread.

Chorizo recipes in the rate thread.

Look at us go. :lol:


Gotta talk about something during the off season ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:25 pm

Booney wrote:Football fashion tips in the Port thread.

Chorizo recipes in the rate thread.

Look at us go. :lol:

Bet you don't get this highbrow following over on Big footy...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:28 pm

Booney wrote:Football fashion tips in the Port thread.

Chorizo recipes in the rate thread.

Look at us go. :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:52 pm

A person buying 'likes' so that they can win a social media-based competition.
Then whingeing when they get caught out. Comedy gold.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:06 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:A person buying 'likes' so that they can win a social media-based competition.
Then whingeing when they get caught out. Comedy gold.


Wtf?? :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:09 pm

JJ Watts tackles an offensive lineman to end the game.

That play starts at 1:20

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:12 pm

HH3 wrote:JJ Watts tackles an offensive lineman to end the game.

Big boy. Very strong. :shock:

Out of curiosity, do teams often go with the backwards throws to open space in the NFL? I haven't seen it before (don't watch much though).
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:15 pm

I meant to put that in the NFL thread. My bad.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:16 pm

The Bedge wrote:
HH3 wrote:JJ Watts tackles an offensive lineman to end the game.

Big boy. Very strong. :shock:

Out of curiosity, do teams often go with the backwards throws to open space in the NFL? I haven't seen it before (don't watch much though).


That was the last play of the game. They needed 80 yards and a TD to win. That's pretty much the only time you'll see plays like that in the NFL.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:31 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:A person buying 'likes' so that they can win a social media-based competition.
Then whingeing when they get caught out. Comedy gold.


Wtf?? :shock:


Yup, I know. It's actually become quite ludicrous.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:38 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:A person buying 'likes' so that they can win a social media-based competition.
Then whingeing when they get caught out. Comedy gold.


Wtf?? :shock:


Yup, I know. It's actually become quite ludicrous.



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:43 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:A person buying 'likes' so that they can win a social media-based competition.
Then whingeing when they get caught out. Comedy gold.


Wtf?? :shock:


Yup, I know. It's actually become quite ludicrous.



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:28 am

Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:23 pm




"Originally published as Vandal paints self-portrait on car bonnet"

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:20 am

Dolphin Treasure wrote:Your an attention seeking embarsement..
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:03 pm

Stirring up a lady at work.

She's been talking about painting her patio at her cottage out at Wellington.

She's choosing which shade of black she wants, and I've just been telling her there's only one shade of black.

Today she brought in the little sample things to prove me wrong. All I did was pull out the blackest one, say that's black, the rest are grey.

The one she likes is called Domino, but is a slightly greyer shade than actual dominos.

I told her that.

She's cracked it now. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:05 pm

Apparently once you go black, you never go back
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