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Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!
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carey wrote:Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!


The prick should've retired 10 years ago.
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Failed Creation wrote:
carey wrote:Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!


The prick should've retired 10 years ago.

Come on guys, if there's only one thing you're good at and you get to travel the world doing it, why would you retire? At least he stopped banging his sister.
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Big fella at work was telling me about his 8 year old nephew asked if he could take him to see the first "Ted".

He was none the wiser on his way to the cinema about the content of what he was going to see, he even didn't get the warning signs of when the attendant stressed that his nephew must stay with him at all times as he bought some popcorn and he found it a bit odd that he was the only kid in the cinema.

The penny dropped pretty bloody quickly though.
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I saw Entourage on the weekend and was surprised by the number of young teens who were there with parent/s to see it.
There was a 13 yo girl sitting in front of me and I felt uncomfortable, dunno how her parents weren't.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
carey wrote:Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!


The prick should've retired 10 years ago.

Come on guys, if there's only one thing you're good at and you get to travel the world doing it, why would you retire? At least he stopped banging his sister.


I had a run-in with ol' Ley Ley about 17 years ago, and I thought he was a prick back then too.
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carey wrote:Another first round exit for Ley Ley Hewitt..... (Makes it 4 or 5 in a row now???)

Just retire FFS!


Meh he lost to a top 20 player in 3 sets after having a match point in the second. Hardly getting wiped off the court.

And yeah, why would you retire when you can still compete at the highest level in a sport you love. You are a long time retired.
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I had to drop a certificate in to work so I parked right at the front door so I could see the car as I left my daughter sitting in the car with triple M on the radio. I come out to the radio on flat out with fresh fm and her jumping up and down on the seat dancing. Then tells me this is my music dad......

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People that yell at others to get things done.

The raising of the voice is usually proof that they don't have the intellect to get results in any other way.
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Ron Burgundy wrote:People that yell at others to get things done.

The raising of the voice is usually proof that they don't have the intellect to get results in any other way.


Maybe some people need to be yelled at to get it through their thick skulls. ;)
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Our performance appraisals. They are quite humorous.

A couple of years back, my former manager and I were going through my assessment.
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=))

Clip at 3:58 is the best :)
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My twitter feed during a Tony Abbott press conference.

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so a parramatta eels fans has written to the club he has supported for 35 years demanding he be compensated for the failures of these years he has supported them :D
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Bully wrote:so a parramatta eels fans has written to the club he has supported for 35 years demanding he be compensated for the failures of these years he has supported them :D

Ive only supported them for 25 years but willing to join a class action with him lol
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Bully wrote:so a parramatta eels fans has written to the club he has supported for 35 years demanding he be compensated for the failures of these years he has supported them :D


Glenelg will probably see similar letters arrive at the club...
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i thought south adelaide would have more ?
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I love it when my niece and nephews swear (as well as when the elderly do it), so I knew these videos were up my alley.

Very politically incorrect, but so ******* hilarious!

















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My lad getting a "bad report card" from childcare:

Apparently he takes comforters belonging to other children whilst they are holding them, and laughs when they start crying :oops:

No idea where he has got it from, as he doesn't have a comforter at home. He hasn't exhibited that nature around other kids from what I have seen, either.

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Jim05 wrote:
Bully wrote:so a parramatta eels fans has written to the club he has supported for 35 years demanding he be compensated for the failures of these years he has supported them :D

Ive only supported them for 25 years but willing to join a class action with him lol


35 years?? so he jumped on the bandwagon and saw the 81, 82 and 86 premierships??? Should go watch a his BETA tapes.....
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