Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

missing two weekends in a row firstly being a household contact for covid, and then having covid myself, only for my first day "out" being a monday and being at work...

this is bullshit

You'd have wanking down to a fine art at least.

[locky801]

third week out of four driving to broken hill for work, then same again next week

[Booney]

Go to Perth they said. It'll be fun they said.

Nobody said I'd bring a head full of COVID back with me! What a shit night that was.

[MW]

Go to Perth they said. It'll be fun they said.

Nobody said I'd bring a head full of COVID back with me! What a shit night that was.

2nd time with the vid?

[Booney]

Nup, first. Other iso was under close contact rules.

Do not recommend. 0/10.

[Lightning McQueen]

Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.

I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.

The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.

[heater31]

Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.

I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.

The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.

That one time you don't check supply before getting down to business.....

[Lightning McQueen]

Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.

I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.

The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.

That one time you don't check supply before getting down to business.....

I'm usually very anal.

I remember getting teased by my ex-wife the first time she came to my place as she thought I had an unusually high amount of back up rolls in my toilet along with a current 48 pack and a full one too, at all times. One week later her son got caught short and they needed an emergency trip to Coles for reinforcements, I was smiling like a chesire cat.

[RB]

I remember getting teased by my ex-wife the first time she came to my place as she thought I had an unusually high amount of back up rolls in my toilet along with a current 48 pack and a full one too, at all times.

You can never have too many.

[Booney]

Going to be a long week, I'm watching hot dog eating competitions on day 1.

[Jimmy_041]

Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.

I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.

The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.

I got caught badly in a restaurant in Shanghai
I didn't have time to check (if you know what I mean)
Lucky I was wearing boxer shorts not my usual G banger

[Spargo]

Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.

I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.

The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.

I got caught badly in a restaurant in Shanghai
I didn't have time to check (if you know what I mean)
Lucky I was wearing boxer shorts not my usual G banger

I learnt a long time ago to always carry a roll in your golf bag.

[Booney]

Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.

I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.

The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.

I got caught badly in a restaurant in Shanghai
I didn't have time to check (if you know what I mean)
Lucky I was wearing boxer shorts not my usual G banger

I learnt a long time ago to always carry a roll in your golf bag.

Car boot, golf bag, boat.

[Pseudo]

A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.



So he wiped his arse on that.

[Vamos]

Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.

I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.

The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.

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[Spargo]

A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.



So he wiped his arse on that.

I was sitting on a “long drop” one time doing the business & a bloke sat down next to me. Pulled down his strides & a 50 cent piece fell out of his pocket into the pit below. With that he pulled out his wallet, took out a $100 note & dropped it down.
“What the hell did you do that for?” I asked
“I wasn’t going down there just for 50 cents…” he replied

[DOC]

A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.



So he wiped his arse on that.

Well Doctor, after I had a poo there was no paper so I was wiping the bot on a statue of Buddha and next thing it was right up there.

[Brodlach]

[Vamos]

A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.



So he wiped his arse on that.

I had the urge at Coles one evening, had to leave a full trolley half way down the aisle and race to the dunny in the precinct. Got to the Mens and it was locked, panic set in, then I seen a beam of light coming from the disabled toilet, thankfully it was open and unoccupied. Went home after that

[Lightning McQueen]

A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.



So he wiped his arse on that.

I was sitting on a “long drop” one time doing the business & a bloke sat down next to me. Pulled down his strides & a 50 cent piece fell out of his pocket into the pit below. With that he pulled out his wallet, took out a $100 note & dropped it down.
“What the hell did you do that for?” I asked
“I wasn’t going down there just for 50 cents…” he replied