Favourite Kevin Bloody Wilson Song.

[Strawb]

Here is a chance for you to say which KBW song you love the most.
I'll Start first
The Kid (he Swears a bit.)

[Sam_goUUUdogs]

Living Next Door To Allan
Cant Say C**t In Canada.

[Jimmy]

anything with c**t in it

[smac]

Cum Chin My Gurflend

Country Bumpkin

[blink]

Kev's Courtin' Song

[our_longreach]

last lager waltz

[shoey]

cant say c**t in canada for sure classic

[Rik E Boy]

I think it was called Dicktaphone or something like that...

stick your ******* phone
up your ******* arse
your supposed to ******* help
not make it ******* hard
all i wanted was some help
but you just acted smart
so i said
stick that ******* phone
up your ******* arse

Used to sing it all the time. Drove my Mum batshit.

regards,

REB

[ORDoubleBlues]

Livin' next door to Alan.

[the tractor]

Have to be "The festival of life".
Bloody ripper.

[Coorong]

Santa Klaus
Operater 49

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

"Hey Santa Claus you C#*t!
Where's me f*#k'n bike?
I looked thru all this other junk
& there's nuffin that I like!"

Classic... & Xmas is coming up soon eh!

Ho, Ho, Ho!

[Coorong]

Cant remember who it was, but not Kevin. On one of many trips to Sydney went to a club where this guy came on stage and said, G'day my name is Dave and my wifw has a big C#&t..........
and thats ME.

Still laugh about it twnty years on.

[Wedgie]

My favourite by a mile:
"That fu***in cat's back!"

[Coorong]

Twenty five years ago the old man bought his latest bird over on Christmas eve for drinks. A little late and a little pissed a few of us thought we would test her, so put Kevins Santa Klaus on through the speakers out the patio. She laughed so much, (some of it to the oldmans embarrassment), we proposed to her.

[the tractor]

Santa Klaus
Operater 49

Operator 42 me thinks.
Sorry to be picky, but get it right!!

[Pseudo]

Have to be "The festival of life".
Bloody ripper.

Set the way-back machine for almost 20 years ago. Young Pseudo was still living with his parents. Pseudo's room opened on to the communal family room, where Mum & Dad Pseudo spent the evenings. Daddy Pseudo was (and still is) a fairly devout catholic, had these little prayer books from which he'd read every night. One night, Pseudo was playing his KBW tapes at reasonable volume. Halfway through "The festival of life" the door opens, and Mum Pseudo half enters with a huge grin, continually shifting her glance from young Pseudo to the family room and back. Pseudo asks "What's up?" Mum Pseudo replies:

"Your old man is sitting out here with his prayer books open in front of him, pissing himself laughing"


Myself, I was always partial to "I gave up wanking"

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

Myself, I was always partial to "I gave up wanking"

That song's a beauty eh!
It's got that classic line...

"If you say you don't wank you're a liar, & a fool if you say that you do!"

Another goodun we can all relate to is
'Born again Piss Tank'

[Footy Chick]

Santa claus for mine and " i knew the bride when she used to be a mole" or does that go in the bad cover songs thread???

[crackers]

what about mick me mate the master farter