Things that give you the sh1ts

[dedja]

the missus getting a couch and now after only setting it up has decided its not what she envisaged

not even 24hrs old, barely been used!!!!!

off to e-bay i think to try and sell it

That's a bit rough ... how much is a missus worth these days?

[mighty_tiger_79]

good news is, her sister has talked some sense into her and now theres no issue

[A Mum]

Re giving notice at a job - My husband just gave notice at his job - is paid monthly and it was written into his contract that if he left he had to give 1 months notice.

[Booney]

People who turn left from Tapleys Hill Rd onto Sir Donald Bradman around that big sweeping turn and almost come to a stop, despite there being no traffic approaching.

People, CMON!! Especially the twit in his cream VW beetle with black soft top. If I had a chance that stupid little flower on his dash board would be given the chance to propogate in his posterior.

[JK]

People who turn left from Tapleys Hill Rd onto Sir Donald Bradman around that big sweeping turn and almost come to a stop, despite there being no traffic approaching.

People, CMON!! Especially the twit in his cream VW beetle with black soft top. If I had a chance that stupid little flower on his dash board would be given the chance to propogate in his posterior.

Oh, was that you behind me this morning? (and yes, that is the first time I've ever said that)

[stampy]

the missus getting a couch and now after only setting it up has decided its not what she envisaged

not even 24hrs old, barely been used!!!!!

off to e-bay i think to try and sell it

That's a bit rough ... how much is a missus worth these days?

ha ha!, is that a kitchen gadget that you screw on the bed at night?

time to duck!!!!!!!!

[Thiele]

seeing a cat just lying in the middle of the road this morning

[Columbo]

Going to the doc last week and him telling me to come off some tablets then going back a week later and he tells me I need to go on some new ones ... Look after your health peoples!

[Dirko]

seeing a cat just lying in the middle of the road this morning

Did you run over it to teach it a lesson ?

[brod]

Getting in the car after work to hear

- accident Main North Rd
- gas leak Salisbury Hwy
- serious accident (road was latter closed) Angle Vale Road

well that the three ways home

So I went and bought a new BBQ and it was all clear by that time I went through

[JAS]

Getting in the car after work to hear

- accident Main North Rd
- gas leak Salisbury Hwy
- serious accident (road was latter closed) Angle Vale Road

well that the three ways home

So I went and bought a new BBQ and it was all clear by that time I went through

So if the traffic upheaval has resulted in you aquiring a nice new shiny 'me man, make fire, cook meat' machine that presumably you wouldn't have bought if the way home had been clear then shouldn't that be filed under 'things you rate' instead

Regards
JAS

[brod]

Getting in the car after work to hear

- accident Main North Rd
- gas leak Salisbury Hwy
- serious accident (road was latter closed) Angle Vale Road

well that the three ways home

So I went and bought a new BBQ and it was all clear by that time I went through

So if the traffic upheaval has resulted in you aquiring a nice new shiny 'me man, make fire, cook meat' machine that presumably you wouldn't have bought if the way home had been clear then shouldn't that be filed under 'things you rate' instead

Regards
JAS

Mrs Brod looked at the purchase somewhat differently from me

[JAS]

Getting in the car after work to hear

- accident Main North Rd
- gas leak Salisbury Hwy
- serious accident (road was latter closed) Angle Vale Road

well that the three ways home

So I went and bought a new BBQ and it was all clear by that time I went through

So if the traffic upheaval has resulted in you aquiring a nice new shiny 'me man, make fire, cook meat' machine that presumably you wouldn't have bought if the way home had been clear then shouldn't that be filed under 'things you rate' instead

Regards
JAS

Mrs Brod looked at the purchase somewhat differently from me

oh dear...is this your equiv of shoes? bad day = buy a barbie

I hope it was at least a 'real' man's barbecue with charcoal and flavoured wood chips and stuff and not one of those pointless gay gas outdoor griddle things

Regards
JAS

[brod]

Getting in the car after work to hear

- accident Main North Rd
- gas leak Salisbury Hwy
- serious accident (road was latter closed) Angle Vale Road

well that the three ways home

So I went and bought a new BBQ and it was all clear by that time I went through

So if the traffic upheaval has resulted in you aquiring a nice new shiny 'me man, make fire, cook meat' machine that presumably you wouldn't have bought if the way home had been clear then shouldn't that be filed under 'things you rate' instead

Regards
JAS

Mrs Brod looked at the purchase somewhat differently from me

oh dear...is this your equiv of shoes? bad day = buy a barbie

I hope it was at least a 'real' man's barbecue with charcoal and flavoured wood chips and stuff and not one of those pointless gay gas outdoor griddle things

Regards
JAS

I may have bought it beacuse of he name ....BEEFMASTER

[JAS]

Mrs Brod looked at the purchase somewhat differently from me

oh dear...is this your equiv of shoes? bad day = buy a barbie

I hope it was at least a 'real' man's barbecue with charcoal and flavoured wood chips and stuff and not one of those pointless gay gas outdoor griddle things

Regards
JAS

I may have bought it beacuse of he name ....BEEFMASTER

That means it's gas isn't it?....oh brod, brod, brod ....it's just a stove that's not allowed indoors.

We're the ones who cook on gas...you're supposed to cook with coals and wood...when did men become so soft?...thank god for rugby clubs and their cut in half oil drums and 'borrowed' piece of metal fencing and enough charcoal to smelt iron ore....now that's a real barbie

Regards
JAS

[brod]

What are you talking about I cook inside too..this just makes a beer in one hand more plausable while cooking

[mighty_tiger_79]

im the same boat as Brod our big fangdangled BBQ now 2 yrs old is gas propelled, but with the hood makes it so much better to enjoy an alcoholic bevvy.....sorry JAS but i think most would have gas BBQ's more then the traditional BBQ's out here these days, we've slowly made progress over the years

[Psyber]

im the same boat as Brod our big fangdangled BBQ now 2 yrs old is gas propelled, but with the hood makes it so much better to enjoy an alcoholic bevvy.....sorry JAS but i think most would have gas BBQ's more then the traditional BBQ's out here these days, we've slowly made progress over the years

I read an article recently in a medical journal about LPG gas barbecues infusing the food with cancer-causing complex hydrocarbons more than any other form of cooking.
Mind you running a BBQ over still burning wood could do the same to some extent.
The most nearly safe option is probably doing it over hot coals that have finished active burning...
Then the remaining caution is don't overcook it and char the meat, which also produces carcinogens.

[Pseudo]

I read an article recently in a medical journal about LPG gas barbecues infusing the food with cancer causing complex hydrocarbons more than any other form of cooking.

Mmmmmm, cancer causing complex hydrocarbons.....

[Rik E Boy]

LMAO@ Adelaide drivers complaining about traffic. Come to Brisbane, the whole city is choked by the stuff.

regards,

REB