Things that give you the sh1ts

[Ian]

This bit wasn't there when I hit the quote button the 1st time

You should be ashamed of all the NAFC you have adorning your profile and delete it if they're that bad.
Just don't go out the back of the shed and hang yourself, it's too early in the season!

Why would I be ashamed of having a Rooster as my profile and listing Norths achievements in my signature, I think you took my post a little too seriously, Generation Y I asume?
If I was going to hang myself for last nights performance I would have done it 21 years ago after the GF

[Clever Dick]

This bit wasn't there when I hit the quote button the 1st time

You should be ashamed of all the NAFC you have adorning your profile and delete it if they're that bad.
Just don't go out the back of the shed and hang yourself, it's too early in the season!

Why would I be ashamed of having a Rooster as my profile and listing Norths achievements in my signature, I think you took my post a little too seriously, Generation Y I asSume?
If I was going to hang myself for last nights performance I would have done it 21 years ago after the GF

Ian, you are miles off with your "Gen Y " assumption, a long way from it.

[Ian]

...............and my spelling as well

So a heartless inept performance from Centrals or Geelong wouldn't bother you? (not that that is likely to happen in the foreseeable future)

............and you still haven't shown me where I said I was jumping ship??

[Squawk]

10 hours of bundy

Was that last night, or all day today?
And was it celebrating the Cats, or commiserating the Roosters?

[Clever Dick]

...............and my spelling as well

So a heartless inept performance from Centrals or Geelong wouldn't bother you? (not that that is likely to happen in the foreseeable future)

............and you still haven't shown me where I said I was jumping ship??

I would be shattered too, but the sun will still come up the next day.
Don't take it to heart, just thought it might liven up your day, it's obviously been a bad one with North's performance.
Didn't mean to offend you or disturb your sleep.
Hope next weeks performance is much better, for your sake.

[Wedgie]

You're a dick.
(a clever one)

[Ian]

You're a dick.
(a clever one)

[Footy Chick]

You're a dick.
(a clever one)

Yes, very good

[Strawb]

You're a dick.
(a clever one)

Dick Did

[dedja]

faaaaarrrrrrrrkkkk, where's Peter the phantom puller?

[Strawb]

faaaaarrrrrrrrkkkk, where's Peter the phantom puller?

pull it Peter

[Columbo]

faaaaarrrrrrrrkkkk, where's Peter the phantom puller?

pull it Peter

Wrong thread for Peter...and Old George Wilson, Cyril and Dopey Danny (who always gets the words wrong)...these names need to be in the things that make you laugh thread.... I was about 2 or 3 when that show first aired but have got the DVD's and watch it whenever its on Foxtel....classic show.

[redden whites]

Tribal tattoos on white guys........ What the hell is that all about?
It gives me the shits but by cripes it makes me laugh too.

[redden whites]

Feeling like a A-Hole all Sunday after slamming the front door on some Christian crack-pot who knocked on the door virtually throwing pamphlets through the door.He was 60+ and had this dear 8-9 year old girl placed front and centre ,as I opened up she was the 1st thing I saw.This girl had terror written all over her face after probably a day of abuse already. I can only assume it is a deliberate ploy to stop people abusing them due to the presence of the child.
Still being haunted by it today and all I did was say "Please don't come back and slammed the door"

[Booney]

Dont feel bad about it mate. You were neither insulting or rude, they were. They approached you on your property thinking you needed their services, that is rude and insulting IMO.

FWIW I am never rude or abusive, only abrupt enough for them to realise Im not interested.

[Pseudo]

Dont feel bad about it mate. You were neither insulting or rude, they were. They approached you on your property thinking you needed their services, that is rude and insulting IMO.

FWIW I am never rude or abusive, only abrupt enough for them to realise Im not interested.

Me neither. When I open the door half-naked, with pentagram drawn in blood on my chest and ceremonial dagger in hand, babylonian whores and sabbatical goats clearly visible behind me, they usually apologise for the bother and move on.

[redden whites]

Thanks Booney.I was a bit worked up already looking for the keys to the front door and throwing some decent clothes on too as we were just bumming around the house at 9.30ish on a Sunday.This poor kid either knew what was or what may be coming; it was written all over her face

[Jimmy_041]

Set the dog on them

[redden whites]

Set the dog on them

Thanks for the tip Mr Reith

[A Mum]

I had 2 lots knock on my door within 15 minutes of each other last week.

My little dog barks her head off - I simply do not answer the door !
Lucky enough I can see through my curtains to the front door,
so if it's not someone I know - I don't open it

Yes unsociable - I know