Things that give you the sh1ts

[fisho mcspaz]

Online 'free medical diagnosis' websites. I've got sore eyes, headaches and neck stiffness, so apparently that means I could have meningitis. Don't use these websites if you want a decent sleep.

[tipper]

My other half catching a shoplifter in her shop yesterday and then to be told by the stupid mole, that she is a racist for catching her. She then trashed part of the shop and got in her car and drove off. My blood is still boiling.

Yeah cos if the shoplifter was from anglo saxon descent you missus would have obviously turned a blind eye to some people it is always someone elses fault...

[Wedgie]

When Outlook Express randomly decides it hasn't downloaded 3 months of emails and proceeds to download 2569 messages despite you having logged onto it daily!

[Gingernuts]

My other half catching a shoplifter in her shop yesterday and then to be told by the stupid mole, that she is a racist for catching her. She then trashed part of the shop and got in her car and drove off. My blood is still boiling.

Yeah cos if the shoplifter was from anglo saxon descent you missus would have obviously turned a blind eye to some people it is always someone elses fault...

Did your missus get the number plate?

[Bum Crack]

My other half catching a shoplifter in her shop yesterday and then to be told by the stupid mole, that she is a racist for catching her. She then trashed part of the shop and got in her car and drove off. My blood is still boiling.

Yeah cos if the shoplifter was from anglo saxon descent you missus would have obviously turned a blind eye to some people it is always someone elses fault...

Did your missus get the number plate?

Yeah mate. Police are sorting it out. She was well known to them.

[Rik E Boy]

I've got sore eyes, headaches and neck stiffness,

Your symptoms are caused by too much time sitting on your computer. My medical advice suggests that you should log off and start drink heavily.

Don't thank me man, all part of the service.

regards,

Dr REB

[Gingernuts]

Uptight/Testy/Inflexible staff - feel like I've been dealing with 'issues' non stop for the last couple of weeks.

[Rik E Boy]

Uptight/Testy/Inflexible staff - feel like I've been dealing with 'issues' non stop for the last couple of weeks.

see advice above. Get em all on the turps while you are it. 96 dollars please.

regards,

Dr REB

[Gingernuts]

Uptight/Testy/Inflexible staff - feel like I've been dealing with 'issues' non stop for the last couple of weeks.

see advice above. Get em all on the turps while you are it. 96 dollars please.

regards,

Dr REB

Well I can guarantee I'll definitely be on the turps tonight Dr REB after the day I've had today.

[Pseudo]

Uptight/Testy/Inflexible staff - feel like I've been dealing with 'issues' non stop for the last couple of weeks.

see advice above. Get em all on the turps while you are it. 96 dollars please.

regards,

Dr REB

[Bum Crack]

My work. I work with a bunch of ******* retards.

[Lightning McQueen]

My work. I work with a bunch of ******* retards.

I can't see you, are you here too?

[Rik E Boy]

Uptight/Testy/Inflexible staff - feel like I've been dealing with 'issues' non stop for the last couple of weeks.

see advice above. Get em all on the turps while you are it. 96 dollars please.

regards,

Dr REB

LOL. I once had a nice quiet office and they installed a giant window in it and all of a sudden I was in a fishbowl and every shmo who walked past had a good old boo peep. My response was to put up a sign that said exactly that to see if I could supplement my wages. Management was not amused and I was told to take the sign down. I said 'how about taking that window with it?'.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

My work. I work with a bunch of ******* retards.

Dear Mr Crack. You should have spent longer at school, that way you would be currently enjoying a vocation with workmates that have a higher intellectual capacity. To make up the shortfall, I must advise that you begin drinking heavily.

regards,

Dr REB

[Footy Chick]

terrible advice Doc... he does that already and it hasn't helped a bit

[Bum Crack]

My work. I work with a bunch of ******* retards.

Dear Mr Crack. You should have spent longer at school, that way you would be currently enjoying a vocation with workmates that have a higher intellectual capacity. To make up the shortfall, I must advise that you begin drinking heavily.

regards,

Dr REB

If I don't have a higher intellectual capacity than the majority of people I work with, it's time to cash in my chips and leave this world.

[Bum Crack]

My work. I work with a bunch of ******* retards.

Dear Mr Crack. You should have spent longer at school, that way you would be currently enjoying a vocation with workmates that have a higher intellectual capacity. To make up the shortfall, I must advise that you begin drinking heavily.

regards,

Dr REB

If I don't have a higher intellectual capacity than the majority of people I work with, it's time to cash in my chips and leave this world.

PS - I'm getting smashed tonight.

[stampy]

that eugene mcghee has been found not guilty, our legal system is piss poor

[Thiele]

The election adds. Glad they finish soon

[bayman]

that eugene mcghee has been found not guilty, our legal system is piss poor

yep, have to agree with that, he is/was a lawyer & KNEW WHAT TO DO & SAY