Things that make you laugh

[Choccies]

Good to see he's a Ford man Choccies! Hopefully he still has that cheeky grin by the end of the 500!

I hope so too cos if he's sad, I will be too !!
He loves the Clipsal especially because I work for a company that sponsors a car so each year he gets to see the driver, have photos, signatures etc and the driver remembers him which is nice too.
Mrs Choccies is clinging onto to Junior jnr Choccies in the hope he will be a Holden fan like her but she has no hope...

[Gingernuts]

Good to see he's a Ford man Choccies! Hopefully he still has that cheeky grin by the end of the 500!

I hope so too cos if he's sad, I will be too !!
He loves the Clipsal especially because I work for a company that sponsors a car so each year he gets to see the driver, have photos, signatures etc and the driver remembers him which is nice too.
Mrs Choccies is clinging onto to Junior jnr Choccies in the hope he will be a Holden fan like her but she has no hope...

Hehehe, I have that problem with my missus too. Will have to get the kids brainwashed early before she influences them with that red lion nonscence.

[fisho mcspaz]

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[Gingernuts]

Went to a wedding Saturday night at the Stamford Grand, expected a good night. It was on the in-laws side, a cousin of my wife's. Ended up being an absolute classic thanks to my parent's in law!

After a few pints down in the 2 bars downstairs we head up for dinner. The oldies were on a table next to us and it was obvious that they were having a very good time with the beverages flowing.

Classic moment #1:

Soon after mains are finished a bridesmaid comes up to my wife and whispers in her ear. She's up and out onto the balcony in a flash, where it seems Mother-in-law has lost her gourmet dinner already. The usual rubbing of back and fetching of water ensues, and things are sorted out without too much fuss but there were a fair few chuckles to be had.

Classic moment #2:

About an hour later Father-in-law does the phantom for about half an hour. He'd been smashing the champagne, even pinching the bottle from our table, and being from the country there was a bit of a concern that he might be wondering the streets of Glenelg. Search parties are sent out and he is located in a cubicle that had been occupied for quite sometime passed out on the throne. Amongst much laughter from other toilet goers and after about 10 minutes of coaxing we manage to get him out, looking very worse for wear.

Sent both stumbling their way back to the hotel room before the bride and groom even left, they made it thankfully!

An absolute classic night and one that I'm going to get some serious mileage out of for quite sometime! My wife was so embarrassed!

[A Mum]

But yes - OMGoodness your poor wife...lol

[Booney]

Went to a wedding Saturday night at the Stamford Grand, expected a good night. It was on the in-laws side, a cousin of my wife's. Ended up being an absolute classic thanks to my parent's in law!

After a few pints down in the 2 bars downstairs we head up for dinner. The oldies were on a table next to us and it was obvious that they were having a very good time with the beverages flowing.

Classic moment #1:

Soon after mains are finished a bridesmaid comes up to my wife and whispers in her ear. She's up and out onto the balcony in a flash, where it seems Mother-in-law has lost her gourmet dinner already. The usual rubbing of back and fetching of water ensues, and things are sorted out without too much fuss but there were a fair few chuckles to be had.

Classic moment #2:

About an hour later Father-in-law does the phantom for about half an hour. He'd been smashing the champagne, even pinching the bottle from our table, and being from the country there was a bit of a concern that he might be wondering the streets of Glenelg. Search parties are sent out and he is located in a cubicle that had been occupied for quite sometime passed out on the throne. Amongst much laughter from other toilet goers and after about 10 minutes of coaxing we manage to get him out, looking very worse for wear.

Sent both stumbling their way back to the hotel room before the bride and groom even left, they made it thankfully!

An absolute classic night and one that I'm going to get some serious mileage out of for quite sometime! My wife was so embarrassed!

GOLD GN. Weddings always thorw up ( pardon the pun ) good stories and plenty of laughs. I've got one to go to at the start of April and cant wait. Been about 4 years since I last went to one and Mrs.Boon and I are looking forward to it.

Bucks show should be good too.Monday at Oakbank...

[nuggety goodness]

Went to a wedding Saturday night at the Stamford Grand, expected a good night. It was on the in-laws side, a cousin of my wife's. Ended up being an absolute classic thanks to my parent's in law!

After a few pints down in the 2 bars downstairs we head up for dinner. The oldies were on a table next to us and it was obvious that they were having a very good time with the beverages flowing.

Classic moment #1:

Soon after mains are finished a bridesmaid comes up to my wife and whispers in her ear. She's up and out onto the balcony in a flash, where it seems Mother-in-law has lost her gourmet dinner already. The usual rubbing of back and fetching of water ensues, and things are sorted out without too much fuss but there were a fair few chuckles to be had.

Classic moment #2:

About an hour later Father-in-law does the phantom for about half an hour. He'd been smashing the champagne, even pinching the bottle from our table, and being from the country there was a bit of a concern that he might be wondering the streets of Glenelg. Search parties are sent out and he is located in a cubicle that had been occupied for quite sometime passed out on the throne. Amongst much laughter from other toilet goers and after about 10 minutes of coaxing we manage to get him out, looking very worse for wear.

Sent both stumbling their way back to the hotel room before the bride and groom even left, they made it thankfully!

An absolute classic night and one that I'm going to get some serious mileage out of for quite sometime! My wife was so embarrassed!

interesting as i was also at a reception on Saturday night at the grand... we were in Ballroom one and two, were you at the one in 4 and 5 or a bit further on?

i think late in the evening a few of the ladies from our side went next door and had a bit of a dance...

[Gingernuts]

GOLD GN. Weddings always thorw up ( pardon the pun ) good stories and plenty of laughs. I've got one to go to at the start of April and cant wait. Been about 4 years since I last went to one and Mrs.Boon and I are looking forward to it.

Bucks show should be good too.Monday at Oakbank...

Same here, got my little bro's wedding on Easter Saturday. Unfortunately I'm in it which means I have to tone things until after the speeches, way better when you can just sit up the back and soak up the free food and drinks all night.

Got his bucks show this weekend as well, going camping on the golf course at Lucindale which should be fun! Weather's looking a bit average though....

[Bum Crack]

GOLD GN. Weddings always thorw up ( pardon the pun ) good stories and plenty of laughs. I've got one to go to at the start of April and cant wait. Been about 4 years since I last went to one and Mrs.Boon and I are looking forward to it.

Bucks show should be good too.Monday at Oakbank...

Same here, got my little bro's wedding on Easter Saturday. Unfortunately I'm in it which means I have to tone things until after the speeches, way better when you can just sit up the back and soak up the free food and drinks all night.

Got his bucks show this weekend as well, going camping on the golf course at Lucindale which should be fun! Weather's looking a bit average though....

We have a wedding Easter Saturday as well and had the buckshow sat night. It was a great show. went on a boat cruise and then back to the groom's brother's joint and it went off tap. I thought I was going to die at one stage, such was my intoxication level.

[Ripdschitlaz]

GOLD GN. Weddings always thorw up ( pardon the pun ) good stories and plenty of laughs. I've got one to go to at the start of April and cant wait. Been about 4 years since I last went to one and Mrs.Boon and I are looking forward to it.

Bucks show should be good too.Monday at Oakbank...

Same here, got my little bro's wedding on Easter Saturday. Unfortunately I'm in it which means I have to tone things until after the speeches, way better when you can just sit up the back and soak up the free food and drinks all night.

Got his bucks show this weekend as well, going camping on the golf course at Lucindale which should be fun! Weather's looking a bit average though....

We have a wedding Easter Saturday as well and had the buckshow sat night. It was a great show. went on a boat cruise and then back to the groom's brother's joint and it went off tap. I thought I was going to die at one stage, such was my intoxication level.

I can vouch for his intoxication level. He was as pissed as a lord.

[Gingernuts]

Went to a wedding Saturday night at the Stamford Grand, expected a good night. It was on the in-laws side, a cousin of my wife's. Ended up being an absolute classic thanks to my parent's in law!

After a few pints down in the 2 bars downstairs we head up for dinner. The oldies were on a table next to us and it was obvious that they were having a very good time with the beverages flowing.

Classic moment #1:

Soon after mains are finished a bridesmaid comes up to my wife and whispers in her ear. She's up and out onto the balcony in a flash, where it seems Mother-in-law has lost her gourmet dinner already. The usual rubbing of back and fetching of water ensues, and things are sorted out without too much fuss but there were a fair few chuckles to be had.

Classic moment #2:

About an hour later Father-in-law does the phantom for about half an hour. He'd been smashing the champagne, even pinching the bottle from our table, and being from the country there was a bit of a concern that he might be wondering the streets of Glenelg. Search parties are sent out and he is located in a cubicle that had been occupied for quite sometime passed out on the throne. Amongst much laughter from other toilet goers and after about 10 minutes of coaxing we manage to get him out, looking very worse for wear.

Sent both stumbling their way back to the hotel room before the bride and groom even left, they made it thankfully!

An absolute classic night and one that I'm going to get some serious mileage out of for quite sometime! My wife was so embarrassed!

interesting as i was also at a reception on Saturday night at the grand... we were in Ballroom one and two, were you at the one in 4 and 5 or a bit further on?

i think late in the evening a few of the ladies from our side went next door and had a bit of a dance...

Ha! Well that's small town Adelaide for ya! Yea, we were next door in 4 &5.

[smac]

Yesterday morning on the way into town, the traffic report on the radio announced "the first of the V8 restrictions are in force on Dequetteville Terrace.

Mrs smac then asked me why you can't drive V8's on Dequetteville Terrace.

[nuggety goodness]

nothing against Fev, just the comments from his management...

The controversial Brisbane Lions recruit, who was married during his relationship with Bingle, is yet to speak publicly on the scandal and hasn't denied taking the explicit snap, but the Courier Mail reports that his management Velocity Sports has contacted lawyers to protect their client's reputation.

yep, protect his reputation.... hmmmm....

[Ian]

I know it's a fake but it is still funny...

Apparently it wasn't fake, from 2004 to 2006 it was actually called "TITAN URANUS"

Titan petrochemicals have a fleet of boats, they were all named "TITAN _______", the second word being the name of a planet, stargroup etc. although they now have "TITAN_____", "TICEN____" and "SKAFI" whose former name was "TITAN VENUS" .

Current examples are TITAN SCORPIO & TITAN MERCURY

[Footy Chick]

the people on Play School singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

Actually, is that appropriate?

[Booney]

the people on Play School singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

Actually, is that appropriate?

If they have lovely coconuts, yes.

[Choccies]

Sitting next to junior Choccies for 2 days straight at the Clpsal. What a hoot !!! Thats 78 laps x2 of "Here they come dad" on top of hours and hours of commentary and numerous trips to the merchandise stands and pit paddock to get posters. His sheer enthusiasm and enjoyment really made us smile, on top of his barnstorming finish in school sports day on Friday to get second in the run (an event he generally is not so good in). Funniest thing was late on Sunday he was jiggling around hands between his legs and I queried whether he needed to go to the toilet but he said "No dad, I'm just really excited that Courtney passed Tander" !!! 2 absolutely quality days spent and plenty of laughs

[A Mum]

That's fantastic Choccies

[Columbo]

Isobel's commercial where she talks about the first 5 things she will do if she wins...not the commercial itself that makes me laugh, just think there needs to be a number 6 - lose the caterpillar on the top lip!

[dedja]

Ironbar Tuckey telling Peter Costello to buzz off ... perhaps you need a mirror Wilson?