Favorite quotes

[Danger Mouse]

I find myself constantly quoting lines from movies, tv shows, basicly anything.
Family Guy - giggty giggty goo.

[Cambridge Clarrie]

"I have a cunning plan..."

[MatteeG]

Simpsons. I can drop a line in nearly any conversation.

[FlyingHigh]

"This looks to be some sort of Cafetorium"
or anything from Mr Burns

"Lesbians are porn-efficient"
Geoff from Coupling

[fisho mcspaz]

Mayor West: 'They told me I couldn't plant sausage seeds. Well, who's laughing now?'

[Strawb]

Bazinga

[HH3]

Simpsons. I can drop a line in nearly any conversation.

Pretty much half my vocabulary is Simpsons quotes...

[Mr66]

.....aaaaaannnnnnnndddddd loving it!

[Brucetiki]

ALF comes up with a few good ones

'A toaster you put bread in, a blender you put a cat in'
'Tradition is like plates - they're intended to be broken'

A good one from Prisoner is Rita Conners' description of The Freak

'She's about mid fourties, she looks likea truck driver in drag'

[bayman]

elementary my dear watson (sherlock holmes)

one day i shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got into my pyjamas i'll never know (grouch marx)


HONK HONK !! (harpo marx) HONK !!

[dedja]

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead ...

[Gozu]

When I talk to my brother we usually drop a few Simpsons quotes in there. I had dinner at his place a few weeks ago that he cooked and after the first bite I said "I think I swallowed some of the juice!". I firmly believe there is a Simpsons quote for any and every situation in life

Still love this one:

Homer: I'm Mr.Burns, blah blah blah. Do this do that, blah blah blah. I think I'm so big, blah blah blah!
Mr.Burns: Destroy him.

[gadj1976]

Giddy up!

[maxyoz]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

I still get a chuckle everytime I see that episode.

[Moe]

Thank you very little- Chevvy Chase (Ty) in Caddyshack

When things go wrong i love to say-"We should have gotten a live chicken". Some guy from Major League (Wesley Snipes?)

[mick]

"Please explain"

[Mr Beefy]

Mr Garrison, South Park

Hmmm...drugs are bad....hmmmokay

[A Mum]

My husband always says - and in the same voice - "Somebody stop me!" - The Mask

[Pseudo]

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"I'd buy that for a dollar."

[HH3]

EMU FARM!?!? Marge, you're priceless!!