Things that give you the sh1ts

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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:the real pooor quality in fruit n veg from both coles and woolies

so looking forward to the markets tomorrow


Worst vegies come from Romeo's IGA in Old Reynella. The mushrooms are like shrivelled little testicles. I bought some watermelon there the other day as well, it had this awful spongy consistency and because it was also pink, I felt like I was chewing on a mouthful of someone else's gums. :ymsick:
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fisho mcspaz wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:the real pooor quality in fruit n veg from both coles and woolies

so looking forward to the markets tomorrow


Worst vegies come from Romeo's IGA in Old Reynella. The mushrooms are like shrivelled little testicles. I bought some watermelon there the other day as well, it had this awful spongy consistency and because it was also pink, I felt like I was chewing on a mouthful of someone else's gums. :ymsick:


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Woolworths at Stirling are holding up well, comparing favourably in quality with two local Fruit & Veg outlets,
Mind you it might be their presence that makes sure Woolworths do keep up the quality.
The Coles outlets at Stirling and Bridgewater are not as good.
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hackham_hawk_3 wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:the real pooor quality in fruit n veg from both coles and woolies

so looking forward to the markets tomorrow


Worst vegies come from Romeo's IGA in Old Reynella. The mushrooms are like shrivelled little testicles. I bought some watermelon there the other day as well, it had this awful spongy consistency and because it was also pink, I felt like I was chewing on a mouthful of someone else's gums. :ymsick:


This is exactly why you're my favourite forum user, fisho...i love your comparison skills... :lol:


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My cat. She crept up all quiet behind me and then jumped off the couch and went THUMP and I'm home by myself so I thought it was an axe-murderer. :oops:
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fisho mcspaz wrote:My cat. She crept up all quiet behind me and then jumped off the couch and went THUMP and I'm home by myself so I thought it was an axe-murderer. :oops:


:lol: :lol:

Reminds me of my own similar cat story O:)

I was sitting on the lounge and my cat looked straight past my head - I thought - Hmm that's weird,
I turned around and there was a massive spider right behind me :shock:
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Microsoft Windows Update.

I hate how my computer keeps updating stuff without actually telling me what it is, so I changed the settings so it had to check with me before installing any updates. But it tricked me - it posted an 'urgent' message saying I needed to install something or other, and when I clicked on the message it changed my settings back to automatically installing updates.

THEN it automatically installed a security update that can detect whether or not the copy of Windows 7 installed on the computer is genuine. So next thing my desktop goes black and I start getting messages saying my copy of Windows is counterfeit and a window pops up with all these helpful reasons why I might have been sucked into installing it. I KNOW MY COPY IS ILLEGAL, I INSTALLED IT ON PURPOSE SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY $300 FOR A REAL ONE.

Had to reinstall the bloody thing. This time I am NOT going to click on any more 'urgent' messages, and I'll make sure I read the fine print before I install any more Windows updates.
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Fisho, you really have no choice thesedays. You can't run an illegal version of Windows, have access to the internet and expect not to be found out. Microsoft are getting more sophisticated in detecting illegal copies, so you are only delaying the inevitable.

You can get a legal copy of Windows 7 for as little as $50 on itsnotcheating.com.au (if eligible), $100 as OEM, or about $170 retail.

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... or she could install Linux 8)
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Pseudo wrote:... or she could install Linux 8)


LOL, for free. :lol:
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Getting to work to find my compter has been knocked off, and my desk, floor, bin etc covered in glass. X(
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People that know lifes answers but have never experienced the problem/event or fact.

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Sleeping on the couch to prove a point and then not being able to sleep and feeling all sore the next day and realising the fight was about something completely lame. Next time I will just swallow my pride.
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fisho mcspaz wrote:Sleeping on the couch to prove a point and then not being able to sleep and feeling all sore the next day and realising the fight was about something completely lame. Next time I will just swallow*my pride.


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Waking up the morning of a chiro appointment with a rotten neck and back !!!!! :roll:
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Choccies wrote:Waking up the morning of a chiro appointment with a rotten neck and back !!!!! :roll:

I would have thought that is a good way to wake up the morning of a chiro appointment?? No point going to the chiro if you're neck and back is cherry ripe????
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The fact that we have a walk in robe that's HUGE - and yet my husband still insists on leaving shoes and clothes lying around the bedroom ~x(
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A Mum wrote:The fact that we have a walk in robe that's HUGE - and yet my husband still insists on leaving shoes and clothes lying around the bedroom ~x(


Even at work I cant get away from the whinging.... ;)
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Mr Beefy wrote:
A Mum wrote:The fact that we have a walk in robe that's HUGE - and yet my husband still insists on leaving shoes and clothes lying around the bedroom ~x(


Even at work I cant get away from the whinging.... ;)

Shouldn't you be getting stuck into her for being on SA Footy all day, instead of cleaning the house and doing the ironing???? :lol:
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Bum Crack wrote:
Mr Beefy wrote:
A Mum wrote:The fact that we have a walk in robe that's HUGE - and yet my husband still insists on leaving shoes and clothes lying around the bedroom ~x(


Even at work I cant get away from the whinging.... ;)

Shouldn't you be getting stuck into her for being on SA Footy all day, instead of cleaning the house and doing the ironing???? :lol:

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