Things that make you laugh

[Squawk]

Someone sent this to me today. I was puzzled at first, but I was laughing by the end!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YM9Ereg2Zo&feature=related

Make sure you bear with it and stick it out - total time is only 1min 30.

[Squawk]

Translation errors

Japanese hotel room - You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
Paris hotel elevator - Please leave your values at the front desk
Tokyo hotel - It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this notice
Bucharest hotel - The list is being fixed for the next day. During this time you will be unbearable
Leipzig elevator - Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up
Athens hotel - Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily
Belgrade elevator - To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.
Sarajevo hotel - The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
Moscow hotel - You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday
Swiss menu - Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
Hong Kong tailors shop - Ladies may have a fit upstairs
Bangkok dry cleaners - Drop your trousers here for best results
Paris dress shop - Dresses for street walking
Rhodes tailor shop - Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
Hong Kong advert - Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
Rome laundary - Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
Swiss mountain inn - Special today... no ice cream
Copenhagen airline - We take your bags and send them in all directions
Moscow hotel - If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it
Norwegian lounge - Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
Tokyo shop - Our nylons cost more than common but they are better for the long run
Acapulco hotel - The manager has personally passed all the water served here

[nuggety goodness]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2LpeA3j ... re=related

more procrastination! but this is so so so funny, especially the last 30 seconds!

[fisho mcspaz]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/kenya/

Saw this last night and cracked up!

[Thiele]

The way Carl and Lisa were doing the Winter Olympics on Wii. On Today

[Bum Crack]

Team America.

I've seen everything
You've seen everything have you? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
No
Well you haven't seen everything then

[fisho mcspaz]

haha we were just watching 'Not Without My Anus' last night, classic!

[Choccies]

The Tasmanian guy charged with bigamy after forging divorce papers against his ex so he could marry his 'new' wife....

When being sentenced in court the judge said "The problem with bigamy is that you end up with two mothers in law"

[A Mum]

The way my kids 'email' home to me their school work - so they can do it for homework or print it out...lol.

[Thiele]

Me last night trying to walk at the deep end with noddles. Just couldnt get my balance

[brod]

A quote from JUICE magazine (March 1999)
"Beware of Britney. From the people that brought you the Backstreet Boys comes Britney Spears, a 17 year old southern girl"

[A Mum]

Just realising that my son changed my computer clock to some foreign country time.
Little shit !

[Gingernuts]

Just realising that my son changed my computer clock to some foreign country time.
Little **** !

Just be thankfull he didn't change it to another language.

[A Mum]

Just realising that my son changed my computer clock to some foreign country time.
Little **** !

Just be thankfull he didn't change it to another language.

True !!
Although he wouldn't go that far - he knows the fine line between funny and mum's going to kill me

[Lightning McQueen]

We have a top of the range coffee machine at work, some people are so impatient they can't wait the 25 seconds it takes to make the coffee so they wander off and do something in the meantime.
If I go to make one now and someone hasn't moved their's, I put about 6 teaspoons of instant in their one and give it a good stir. It makes me laugh when they take a mouthful and scream, I laugh to myself just as much if they don't even notice.

[A Mum]

"you're terrible Muriel"

[Gingernuts]

We have a top of the range coffee machine at work, some people are so impatient they can't wait the 25 seconds it takes to make the coffee so they wander off and do something in the meantime.
If I go to make one now and someone hasn't moved their's, I put about 6 teaspoons of instant in their one and give it a good stir. It makes me laugh when they take a mouthful and scream, I laugh to myself just as much if they don't even notice.

Gold!

[SABRE]

Finding the thread...'What to get your wife for Xmas'...next to the one on... 'Mad Cow Disease'.

[Choccies]

The fact that Junior Choccies has officially taken Mrs Choccies 4 day Clipsal 500 pass but does it with the bravado to tell her that it's now his pass and only the 'Tricksters' can go to the race.... Mrs C has steam blowing from the earholes every time he says it and he just gives me the thumbs up and a cheeky toothless smile...

[Gingernuts]

Good to see he's a Ford man Choccies! Hopefully he still has that cheeky grin by the end of the 500!