(x) Shot a gun - Yes, but I'm usually her target.
(x) Gone on a blind date - I was blind at the wedding too.
() Been to Las Vegas - Nah, there's enough bad luck right here.
() Been on a plane - Nup, I like to fly inside the aircraft.
(x) Been on a cruise ship - But they made me give the tickets back to their owners and get off.
() Served on a jury - Not allowed. When interviewed I said everyone is guilty but me.
(x) Sang Karaoke - No one hung around after the first note. Go figure.
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only? - Another classy banquet at the pie-cart.
(x) Made a prank phone call - Don't tell ya missus you're just going for a walk to the phone box.
(x) Danced in the rain - Didn't get pneumonia. Didn't die. Still married.
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus - Nearly every day, but she's still here.
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe - Think that's how she gave me tinea.
(x) Watched the sunrise with someone - And not one deadly comet in sight.
(x) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away? - Yes, but they were someone
elses divorce papers.
(x) Are or have been married? - Take a flying guess Sherlock !
(x) Have children? - Stop rubbing it in !
(x) Have a pet? - Yes. Hate.
(x) Flown in a small 4 seater airplane - Yep, seven finger nails missing to prove it !
() Flown in a glider - No. Fort Battle-Axe said...."You're not getting away that easily!"
() Been flying in a hot air balloon - ditto
() Been Bungee Jumping - ditto
(x) Gone to a drive-in movie - Conceived child 1 in Marion Twin Field 2 & child 2 in Field 1
I've claimed rape both times but the police just won't listen !
(x) Done something that should have killed you - Conjugal rights.
(x) Done something that you will probably regret for the rest of your life - And you don't see
a pattern forming here ???
