by OXnFOX » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:43 pm
The Brisbane Lions recruit a 200cm-tall Kenyan for the 2010 AFL season.
He's very athletic but has no football experience, so they decide to put him in the forward line.
At the first training session, coach Michael Voss gets all the forwards together to go through the game plan......
"Brisbane man get ball in midfield" he says very slowly, "Run towards Brisbane man. Brisbane Man kicks ball to you. You catch ball."
The Kenyan man rolls his eyes and says, "Mr.Voss, I can speak perfect english sir"
Vossy sighs and says "Yeah, I know that, I was talking to Fev."
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