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[Baron Greenback]

I've seen that one before and thought dude should have rolled with it and had the mum keep sending messages to her 'son'.
Mum could've kept getting angrier and angrier at actual son.
Then dude eventually could've said to her "Actually mum, you're kind of hot, wanna hook up".
He could have had a lot more fun with this woman than he did.

DW =

Hey, that's no fair! Using a photo of your boss to represent me!

Was that question supposed to be directed at me DW?
Speaking of evil plans though, made any for 29th of this month?

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[fisho mcspaz]

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[Bum Crack]

Hahaha

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[Strawb]

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**** man this is the bomb

[Jimmy_041]

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[HH3]

I think TBBs facebook status deserves to be added...but dont think the mods would like it

[Jimmy_041]

I think TBBs facebook status deserves to be added...but dont think the mods would like it

Im driving down his way today - could be a very long trip visiting every service station along the way....... $5 petrol and a Poweraid please

Cant wait for Mrs Banger to go on line - could be some trouble

[fisho mcspaz]

I think TBBs facebook status deserves to be added...but dont think the mods would like it

ROFL!!

[the big bang]

I think TBBs facebook status deserves to be added...but dont think the mods would like it

ROFL!!

i thought some people may like it!

jimmy, was at the cape jervis servo, a little bit further and you'll be right!

[Jimmy_041]

I think TBBs facebook status deserves to be added...but dont think the mods would like it

ROFL!!

i thought some people may like it!

jimmy, was at the cape jervis servo, a little bit further and you'll be right!

Jimmy Junior has offered to check it out

[unknown source]

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[HH3]

This is a group I joined the other day...No. 16s my favourite..

Name:
66 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy

Category:
Just for Fun - Facebook Classics

Description:

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. You know stuff about cars.

3. A five day vacation only requires one suitcase.

4. Monday Night Football.

5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

6. Old friends don't give you crap if you have lost or gained weight.

7. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

8. All your orgasms are real.

9. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

10. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.

11. You don't have to lug a bunch of stuff around everywhere you go.

12. Your last name stays put.

13. You can kill your own food.

14. The garage is all yours.

15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

16. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

17. You never have to clean the toilet.

18. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

19. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

20. Your underwear is $10 for a threepack.

21. The National College Cheerleading Championship.

22. You don't have to shave below your neck.

23. If you are 34 and single nobody notices.

24. You can write your name in the snow.

25. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

26. Everything on your face stays its original color.

27. Chocolate is just another snack.

28. You can be president.

29. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

30. Flowers fix everything.

31. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

32. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

33. Foreplay is optional.

34. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

35. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

36. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

37. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

38. You can watch a game in silence with your buddies for hours on end without thinking about anything.

39. The world is your urinal.

40. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

41. One mood, all the time.

42. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

43. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too scary.

44. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

45. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.

46. Same work... more pay.

47. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

48. Wedding dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

49. With 40 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

50. The remote is yours and yours alone.

51. People never glance at your chest when you are talking to them.

52. ESPN's sports center.

53. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.

54. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

55. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

56. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

57. You can rationalize any behaviour with the handy phrase "**** it"

58. If another guy shows up at the party wearing the same outift, you might become lifelong buddies.

59. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.

60. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

61. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.

62. Pornos are designed with your mind in mind.

63. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

64. Your pals can be trusted to never trap you with,
" So... notice anything different?"

65. Baywatch

66. There is always a game on somewhere.

[Booney]

GOLD.

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[nuggety goodness]

i thought this was very funny!!! i've been bored today, really should be working!!!

[Choccies]

i thought this was very funny!!! i've been bored today, really should be working!!!

Jesus H. Garcia that was funny !!!!

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