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Postby Bum Crack » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:21 pm

all those women on the professional tennis circuit who are compelled to grunt and groan each time they hit the ball. It pisses me right off.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:24 pm

Bum Crack wrote:all those women on the professional tennis circuit who are compelled to grunt and groan each time they hit the ball. It pisses me right off.


I love it. Should be more of it!!! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:25 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:all those women on the professional tennis circuit who are compelled to grunt and groan each time they hit the ball. It pisses me right off.


I love it. Should be more of it!!! :lol:

I guess you would love it, seeing you never get to hear it at home. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:30 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:all those women on the professional tennis circuit who are compelled to grunt and groan each time they hit the ball. It pisses me right off.


I love it. Should be more of it!!! :lol:

I guess you would love it, seeing you never get to hear it at home. :lol:


I hear it at your house a lot though!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:36 pm

Bum Crack wrote:all those women on the professional tennis circuit who are compelled to grunt and groan each time they hit the ball. It pisses me right off.



Now, now BC, just imagine the noises they make whilst having sex!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:38 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:all those women on the professional tennis circuit who are compelled to grunt and groan each time they hit the ball. It pisses me right off.


I love it. Should be more of it!!! :lol:

I guess you would love it, seeing you never get to hear it at home. :lol:


I hear it at your house a lot though!

Do you stand at my bedroom window every night and listen?? Sick bastard
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:48 pm

I have selective hearing!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby SABRE » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:33 pm

Bum Crack wrote:all those women on the professional tennis circuit who are compelled to grunt and groan each time they hit the ball.
It pisses me right off.

=D> Well said sir !
I thoroughly agree with you, oh great 'Fundamental Fissure' !
And it's not just the women players either. Completely puts me off watching tennis anymore.
It's purely a ploy to interfere with the opponent's concentration and should be banned for it's
bad sportsmanship, if not crowd displeasure.

A bloke down at my local gets so angry he calls it tennis' answer to footballers spitting on opponents.
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Seriously though, I reckon that those guilty of this woeful habit should be fined big time, with
the revenue raised then channelled into junior tennis on the proviso that the kids are coached to
never emulate such a pathetic and unnecessary noise on every bloody swing.

The authorities running tennis will only come down on this practice once they realise how many
fans it's turning away from the game.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:37 pm

SABRE wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:all those women on the professional tennis circuit who are compelled to grunt and groan each time they hit the ball.
It pisses me right off.

=D> Well said sir !
I thoroughly agree with you, oh great 'Fundamental Fissure' !
And it's not just the women players either. Completely puts me off watching tennis anymore.
It's purely a ploy to interfere with the opponent's concentration and should be banned for it's
bad sportsmanship, if not crowd displeasure.

A bloke down at my local gets so angry he calls it tennis' answer to footballers spitting on opponents.
:lol:
Seriously though, I reckon that those guilty of this woeful habit should be fined big time, with
the revenue raised then channelled into junior tennis on the proviso that the kids are coached to
never emulate such a pathetic and unnecessary noise on every bloody swing.

The authorities running tennis will only come down on this practice once they realise how many
fans it's turning away from the game.
%-(

It all started with Monica Seles. She should have been stabbed before she became professional and that way, we wouldn't have to put up with the crap now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:40 pm

When people say they'll take you somewhere and then they forget about it and wonder why you're not in a good mood. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:42 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:When people say they'll take you somewhere and then they forget about it and wonder why you're not in a good mood. :evil:

Was your fella pissed when he said it to you??? I get in trouble by my missus for doing things like that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:56 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:When people say they'll take you somewhere and then they forget about it and wonder why you're not in a good mood. :evil:

Was your fella pissed when he said it to you??? I get in trouble by my missus for doing things like that.


lol yes, as a matter of fact. But I still don't get it - I remember everything I say when I'm pissed (most of the time I wish I didn't though) :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:40 pm

Getting offered a marketing job...only to find out on the first training day that its door knocking on commission...and i dont feel comfortable doing that...so back to the drawing board...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:05 am

Those moronic Croatians (or makeout supporters) who go to the tennis just to cause trouble.
The police should be given "carte blanche" to do with them as required but I know the 'do gooders' would jump up and down with the freedom of speech crap over and over again.
Morons are not welcome nor wanted at any Australian sporting event or in this country, end of story!
Please don't come back at me with the "you're biggotted & racist" crap either, 'cause that's not me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:00 pm

aceman wrote:Those moronic Croatians (or makeout supporters) who go to the tennis just to cause trouble.
The police should be given "carte blanche" to do with them as required but I know the 'do gooders' would jump up and down with the freedom of speech crap over and over again.
Morons are not welcome nor wanted at any Australian sporting event or in this country, end of story!
Please don't come back at me with the "you're biggotted & racist" crap either, 'cause that's not me.


Good call Aceman
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Smart » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:15 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:
aceman wrote:Those moronic Croatians (or makeout supporters) who go to the tennis just to cause trouble.
The police should be given "carte blanche" to do with them as required but I know the 'do gooders' would jump up and down with the freedom of speech crap over and over again.
Morons are not welcome nor wanted at any Australian sporting event or in this country, end of story!
Please don't come back at me with the "you're biggotted & racist" crap either, 'cause that's not me.


Good call Aceman


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JS SPORTS » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:54 pm

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Chuck Norris wrote:
aceman wrote:Those moronic Croatians (or makeout supporters) who go to the tennis just to cause trouble.
The police should be given "carte blanche" to do with them as required but I know the 'do gooders' would jump up and down with the freedom of speech crap over and over again.
Morons are not welcome nor wanted at any Australian sporting event or in this country, end of story!
Please don't come back at me with the "you're biggotted & racist" crap either, 'cause that's not me.


Good call Aceman


Exactly

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And all the best things like food are from other countries ;)


I think I'd prefer the "start swimming" approach.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:02 pm

Give em a one way ticket, not return!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:03 pm

My boss. He is a dead set ****.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bayman » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:07 pm

Bum Crack wrote:My boss. He is a dead set ****.



so where do you work ? :lol: :lol:
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