BUCK SHOW SUGGESTIONS

[Bum Crack]

By the way you worded it, you were saying that nobody on the buskchow had a drink. I would hate to go to that buck show.

oh yeah that too. no alcohol on any buck shows i've been to. cos that's what the groom wanted...

Just popping pills and racking lines hey

[Lightning McQueen]

By the way you worded it, you were saying that nobody on the buskchow had a drink. I would hate to go to that buck show.

oh yeah that too. no alcohol on any buck shows i've been to. cos that's what the groom wanted...

Just popping pills and racking lines hey

You say the nicest things.

[rod_rooster]

Never understood the whole tar and feather, blow up doll business. Bit twisted and believe me, I'm ok with twisted.

For mine, paintball / go karting then drink as much as you can before the strippers arrive.

i was just along for the ride on that one. the groom (from church) had his mates (not from church) run the thing. we then went and stayed at a shack at second valley. at no buck shows i've been on has there been any alcohol or strippers, that's not how we roll.

So you got up to all those things sober

They had their star wars costumes on aswell

ROFLMAO

[Mythical Creature]

G'day fellas. I had a mate ask me last night if I had any ideas for a buckshow he has to organise soon. I have a few ideas, but would be keen to hear what you blokes may have done for your's, or what you organised for the groom. Cheers.

I'm in the middle of organising one at the moment but the buck doesn't want anything too outrageous. Ideas have included getting a bus and going down to Victor to do paintballing then crashing at a mates shack and getting on it. Backyard Cricket at one of the local pubs. Go Karts then getting on it.

My buckshow was pretty low key: Just had it at a mates shed (with pool table, table tennis and air hockey) and had a couple hours of topless bar maids serving our drinks followed by them both doing a strip.

I did however get taken to the ground and spray painted over my legs (and a little on my nuts ) but was all in good fun. Until Swamp Donkey took things a little bit too far.

[Bum Crack]

By the way you worded it, you were saying that nobody on the buskchow had a drink. I would hate to go to that buck show.

oh yeah that too. no alcohol on any buck shows i've been to. cos that's what the groom wanted...

Just popping pills and racking lines hey

You say the nicest things.

What can I say, I'm just a nice person

[Q.]

From THIS thread:

Rules of the Scavenger hunt

1. Must have proof that task has been completed, Proof can be from digital camera, camera phone, video phone or hard proof.
2. Each task can only be completed once per car, except drinking challenges which can be done numerous times.
3. Don't half arse it. Do everything the way you think it should be done. Don't pretend for the camera. Don't be a soft cock.
4. Highlight every challenge on the list once completed so we can tally it up.
5. Give the Buck Hell
6. Try not to get arrested.




Scavenger Hunt List

Drinking tasks
1) Do a Jaeger bomb – 25pnts
2) Drink a double shot – 20pts (Whole team*) - 70pts
3) Shotgun a beer - 20pts (Whole Team*) - 70pts
4) Drink a "slippery nipple" - 20pts (Whole Team*) - 70pts
5) Do a "Lick, sip, suck" - 20pts (Whole Team*) - 70pts
6) Do a "mad dog" (same as above but squeeze lemon in eye take shot and snort
the salt) – 50pts (Whole Team*) – 200pts
7) Do an "Ashtray" 40pts (Whole Team*) – 150pts

Other tasks
Buy cheapest pair of women's underwear - 10pts
9) Have a moment of silence for Anna Nichole Smith - 10pts
10) Get woman to give you her bra - 50pts
11) Get woman to give you phone number - 20pts
12) Get a kiss from an anomous girl - 10pts (+10 for tongue)
13) Get a kiss from an anomous guy - 50pts (+50 for tongue)
14) Get a girl to show breasts (bra 20pts) (bare tits 40pts) (pic+20)
15) Make self vomit - 20pts
16) Piercing - 30pts
17) Do a "Man-gina" for the camera – 10pts
18) Wear your underwear on the outside like superman for the hunt – 20pts
19) Jump off building a like superman – 50pts
20) Picture of echidna - 5pts
21) Kiss a team mates butt – 10pts
22) Shake hands with midget - 10pts
23) Copy of Crocodile Dundie 3 - 50pts
24) Get a manicure - 20pts
25) Find a daisy - 5 pts
26) Get 3 names and dates of death from west tce cemetery - 20pts
27) Lick a guinea pig - 20pts
28) Collect some poo (animal 10pts) (human 20pts)
29) Lick a toilet seat - 20pts
30) Collect a road sign, bunting, flag, cone etc. - 20pts
31) Climb a pole to the top – 20pts
32) Snort some sugar - 10pts
33) Squeeze lemon in eye - 10pts
34) Get 5 different business cards from shops on rundle mall - 10pts
35) Go to open inspection and get proof - 10pts
36) Buy a tea cup from garage sale - 10pts
37) Kill Bindi Erwin (you win)
38) Go round a round about the wrong way - 10pts
39) Go round Britannia round about wrong way - 50pts
40) Survive said challenge – 100pts
41) Drink mawson lakes water - 10 pts
42) Drink west lakes water - 30pts
43) Photo with a cow - 10pts
44) Photo of road kill - 10pts
45) Name a movie forest Whitiker has appeared in – 10pts
46) Eat a Mc Flurry with pickles - 20pts
47) SMS Brad and give him **** for not coming (0417******) – 10pts
48) Scream "IM KING OF THE WORLD" on a boat – 20pts
49) Find a hat small enough for Paz's head - 5 pts
50) Acquire a garden gnome – 20pts
51) Leg wax - 30pts
52) Piss in public - 10pts
53) Squeeze someone elses pimple - 10pts
54) Find a street named Heath - 15pts
55) Get a high 5 from a kid - 10pts
56) Photo with Bradman - 10pts
57) Photo with pigs - 10pts
58) Lick some balls - 10pts
59) Dance with a busker - 10pts
60) Get a stranger to sign your arm - 10pts
61) Paint your finger nails - 5pts
62) Photo with tickle me elmo - 10pts
63) Photo with toysRus employee - 10pts
64) Photo with Ronald mc Donald - 10pts
65) Photo with police man/woman - 10pts
66) Do the birdy dance in rundle mall - 10pts
67) Get some beach sand - 10pts
68) Get a 3rd birthday card - 10pts
69) Donate money and get a gay wrist band - 10pts
70) Loose an item of clothing - 10pts
71) Eat a chilli - 10pts
72) Try the hot sauce you have to sign for at Mexican restaurant "BURP" 20pts
73) Drink Tabasco sauce - 20pts
74) Kick an Irish man - 20pts
75) Name a business next to heaths work - 10pts
76) Eat a raw egg - 20pts
77) Find a golf ball - 10pts
78) Get a people or picture magazine - 10pts
79) Get a R rated porn magazine (must contain the mystery "clitoris?") - 20pts
80) Foreign newspaper - 10pts
81) Hand full of wheat - 20pts
82) Find a fragrant/flavoured condom - 20pts
83) Find a hub cap - 10pts
84) Cheese burger wrapper - 10pts
85) Find a brick - 10pts
86) Eat a whole raw onion – 40pts
87) Sing jingle bells in public - 10pts
88) Snap a **** in a public toilet - 20pts
89) Moon a passing car - 10pts
90) Call an ex girlfriend and tell her she was lousy - 20pts
91) Try on a dress - 20pts
92) Put lipstick on - 10pts
93) Shave an X on your back - 10pts
94) Get on a bus - 5pts
95) Get off a bus - 5pts
96) Give team mate wedgie - 10pts (atomic 30pts)
97) Find something made from latex (besides a condom) - 10pts
98) Throw a tantrum in public - 10pts
99) Slap team mate in the face - 10pts
100) Draw a mostache on team mate - 10pts
101) Catch a bug - 10pts
102) Ask for a bandaid - 10pts
103) Bowl a bowling ball - 10pts
104) Kick a football - 10pts
105) Eat grass and say moo - 10pts
106) Sign up for a news letter - 10pts
107) Give stranger a hug - 20pts
108) Punch anyone with a "free hugs" sign - 50pts
109) Thumb wrestle a stranger - 10pts
110) Sing the old Gray mere with your pants around your ankles - 20pts
111) Quote Indiana jones - 10pts
112) Pump some iron - 10pts
113) Get a sticker of some sort - 10pts
114) Eat raw fish - 20pts
115) Get kicked out of somewhere - 10pts
116) Photo of a sporting ground - 10pts
117) Tell stranger about your yeast infection -10pts
118) Slam a solo down fast - 10pts
119) Digest something Russian - 10pts
120) Gamble and loose - 10pts
121) Streak at a local cricket game – 30pts
122) Ride in a trolley - 10pts
123) Do a jackass Trolly - 30pts
124) Find a slinky - 10pts
125) Picture of a ladies foot - 10pts
126) Get a photo of team in a shower - 20pts
127) Call a local radio station - 20pts
128) Photo of a lady on a billboard - 10pts
129) Eat wax – 10pts for candle 30pts for team mates ear wax
130) Do a nudie run - 20pts
131) Use a public phone to make a call to a rival team - 20pts
132) Run a lap of an oval - 20pts
133) Find an earthworm and eat it - 30 pts
134) Bring back some "hard refuse" from side of road - 20pts
135) Lick a mannequin's ass - 10pts.
136) Get kicked out of a store - 10pts
137) Hurt someone's feelings, then make them laugh - 20 pts.
138) Get an elderly person to flip the camera off - 10 pts
139) Expose yourself to a camera - 10 pts
140) Ask a bum for a smoke - 10pts
141) Phone a relative and swear at them - 5pts
142) Tell a sales person that "you never go ass to mouth" - 10 pts
143) Corkie a team mate - 10pts
144) Get a winning scratchie ticket - 10pts
145) Light a fart - 10pts
146) Poke an animal with a stick - 10pts
147) Give the guy with the keyboard some change - 20pts
148) Call a nerd "poindexter" - 5pts
149) Photo of an albino - 10pts
150) Eat a happy meal with animal pasta (fed to you by team mate) – 20pts


*Driver excluded from team drinking tasks

[HH3]

My best mates one started off as a few drinks in his old mans shed with a few mates...after a few drinks people started discussing strippers...and "the stripper king" got on the phone...we couldnt get them round their coz the grooms grandma was there...so a mate of ours from footy was housesitting his bosses house in Aldinga...we all jumped in cars and cruised from Seaford to Aldinga at about 11pm...got to this dudes empty house...then more guys rocked up on hearing theres gonna be strippers...after a while the spa was full of naked dudes...not one female in the house..."the stripper king" tried to moon us through the window from the deck...didnt realise the blinds were drawn so we couldnt see anyway...and fell off the table head first...we ran outside and around the corner to see his bare arse on the floor...he was put to bed...until we heard the stripper rock up at about 2am...she was the nastiest stripper ive ever seen...she was helped by her crackhead boyfriend "davo" who threw a towel to her every now and then...to big cheers of "DAAAAVVVVVOOOO" from the 8 seater lounge packed with about 15 dudes...she did her thing...cracked the shits coz i didnt "look her in the eyes" as she put it (pretty sure she was there for us to look at her tits and other lady parts...my mistake)...and then she left a massive mess in the toilet...makeup and stuff all over the walls and footprints on the roof...we had to clean the place pretty good coz the owner of the house had no idea we were there...apparently he thought it was hilarious when his employee told him...there was wax and stuff all over the floorboards...

worst stripper but one of the best nights ive ever had...

ps. we also sang the hackham club song at the top of our collective lungs about 50 times...as we do when theres more than 2 of us in the same place...

[Pag]

Never understood the whole tar and feather, blow up doll business. Bit twisted and believe me, I'm ok with twisted.

For mine, paintball / go karting then drink as much as you can before the strippers arrive.

I've got two to go to in February and they're both of this ilk, always quality days.

[fisho mcspaz]

If you're going to have strippers around your house, lock the dogs up. My best mate organised a bucks show once and they had two staffies running around the back yard - the stripper had just got her gear off when both dogs bolted up to her and put their noses in her crotch.

[HH3]

If you're going to have strippers around your house, lock the dogs up. My best mate organised a bucks show once and they had two staffies running around the back yard - the stripper had just got her gear off when both dogs bolted up to her and put their noses in her crotch.

Poor dogs...did they get them checked for STI's?

[Punk Rooster]

Never understood the whole tar and feather, blow up doll business. Bit twisted and believe me, I'm ok with twisted.

For mine, paintball / go karting then drink as much as you can before the strippers arrive.

i was just along for the ride on that one. the groom (from church) had his mates (not from church) run the thing. we then went and stayed at a shack at second valley. at no buck shows i've been on has there been any alcohol or strippers, that's not how we roll.

So you got up to all those things sober

They had their star wars costumes on aswell

"excuse me, but your light-saber is poking me in the back"
"I don't have a light-saber..."

[Jimmy_041]

If you're going to have strippers around your house, lock the dogs up. My best mate organised a bucks show once and they had two staffies running around the back yard - the stripper had just got her gear off when both dogs bolted up to her and put their noses in her crotch.

LMAO

[Ron Burgundy]

G'day fellas. I had a mate ask me last night if I had any ideas for a buckshow he has to organise soon. I have a few ideas, but would be keen to hear what you blokes may have done for your's, or what you organised for the groom. Cheers.

I'm in the middle of organising one at the moment but the buck doesn't want anything too outrageous. Ideas have included getting a bus and going down to Victor to do paintballing then crashing at a mates shack and getting on it. Backyard Cricket at one of the local pubs. Go Karts then getting on it.

My buckshow was pretty low key: Just had it at a mates shed (with pool table, table tennis and air hockey) and had a couple hours of topless bar maids serving our drinks followed by them both doing a strip.



I did however get taken to the ground and spray painted over my legs (and a little on my nuts ) but was all in good fun. Until Swamp Donkey took things a little bit too far.

Do I know you??

My mates are in the middle of organising a buck show for me that involves paintballing, crashing a mates shack, and go karting (if it still exists at Goolwa).

What weekend?

[Mythical Creature]

G'day fellas. I had a mate ask me last night if I had any ideas for a buckshow he has to organise soon. I have a few ideas, but would be keen to hear what you blokes may have done for your's, or what you organised for the groom. Cheers.

I'm in the middle of organising one at the moment but the buck doesn't want anything too outrageous. Ideas have included getting a bus and going down to Victor to do paintballing then crashing at a mates shack and getting on it. Backyard Cricket at one of the local pubs. Go Karts then getting on it.

My buckshow was pretty low key: Just had it at a mates shed (with pool table, table tennis and air hockey) and had a couple hours of topless bar maids serving our drinks followed by them both doing a strip.



I did however get taken to the ground and spray painted over my legs (and a little on my nuts ) but was all in good fun. Until Swamp Donkey took things a little bit too far.

Do I know you??

My mates are in the middle of organising a buck show for me that involves paintballing, crashing a mates shack, and go karting (if it still exists at Goolwa).

What weekend?

Pretty sure I don't know you. Sounds like you're gonna have a good weekend if thats the go. We havn't set a weekend yet but probably late February.

[The Ash Man]

Ive been on 2 off Glenelg on a yacht.
Great day, you can have strippers, topless,etc
There is drinks on board
http://www.dolphinboat.com.au/index.htm

[Bum Crack]

Ive been on 2 off Glenelg on a yacht.
Great day, you can have strippers, topless,etc
There is drinks on board
http://www.dolphinboat.com.au/index.htm

Cheers mate. That's what we'll run with I reckon. $46.00 a head for three hour cruise and all booze included.

[Rik E Boy]

Keep the piss up going for twenty years and don't get married.

regards,

REB

[Bum Crack]

Ive been on 2 off Glenelg on a yacht.
Great day, you can have strippers, topless,etc
There is drinks on board
http://www.dolphinboat.com.au/index.htm

Cheers mate. That's what we'll run with I reckon. $46.00 a head for three hour cruise and all booze included.

Na, giving that idea the arse now. Just got an e-mail from them and they only go for 2 hours for a buck show and they do not have the inclusive drink package for buck shows. They can stick it up their clacker. Keep the suggestions coming guys.

[The Ash Man]

Ive been on 2 off Glenelg on a yacht.
Great day, you can have strippers, topless,etc
There is drinks on board
http://www.dolphinboat.com.au/index.htm

Cheers mate. That's what we'll run with I reckon. $46.00 a head for three hour cruise and all booze included.

Na, giving that idea the arse now. Just got an e-mail from them and they only go for 2 hours for a buck show and they do not have the inclusive drink package for buck shows. They can stick it up their clacker. Keep the suggestions coming guys.

Its obviously changed since I last went