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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:23 am

Returning to work after 3 weeks off. :evil:
If you want to go quickly, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:16 am

Tennis players that need a towel after each point......... :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:18 pm

Booney wrote:Returning to work after 3 weeks off. :evil:

But I thought you had children? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RoosterMarty » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:27 pm

Choccies wrote:Tennis players that need a towel after each point......... :roll:


They are a bit soft aren't they?

Poor kids can't even handle a bit of noise during a point (yet it's ok for them to grunt every time they hit the ball).
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:37 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Returning to work after 3 weeks off. :evil:

But I thought you had children? :lol:


:lol: , I do. Just weighing it up now that you mention it. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:50 pm

Exes. Just when you think they won't cause any more trouble, out they come like Gollum crawling out from under a rock. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:28 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:Exes. Just when you think they won't cause any more trouble, out they come like Gollum crawling out from under a rock. :evil:



That's why I killed mine off ;) ... no ex, no worries! :axe: :axe: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:14 pm

Burst water main on my side of the meter in 41 degree heat ... not the day to be digging holes! :evil:
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

I’m only the administrator of the estate of dedja … my yes be yes, my no be no
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:15 pm

dedja wrote:Burst water main on my side of the meter in 41 degree heat ... not the day to be digging holes! :evil:


Well get off the computer and start digging man !! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:18 pm

SJABC wrote:
dedja wrote:Burst water main on my side of the meter in 41 degree heat ... not the day to be digging holes! :evil:


Well get off the computer and start digging man !! :lol:


I have ... all fixed now. :D
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:33 pm

dedja wrote:
SJABC wrote:
dedja wrote:Burst water main on my side of the meter in 41 degree heat ... not the day to be digging holes! :evil:


Well get off the computer and start digging man !! :lol:


I have ... all fixed now. :D


Was the missus sick?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:46 pm

Trying to understand females....i have 2 that are really doing my head in...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:50 pm

hackham_hawk_3 wrote:Trying to understand females....i have 2 that are really doing my head in...


You should target English speaking women then.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:52 pm

hackham_hawk_3 wrote:Trying to understand females....i have 2 that are really doing my head in...


try living with 4 of them ... 8-[
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:54 pm

dedja wrote:
hackham_hawk_3 wrote:Trying to understand females....i have 2 that are really doing my head in...


try living with 4 of them ... 8-[


eff that!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:59 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
hackham_hawk_3 wrote:Trying to understand females....i have 2 that are really doing my head in...


You should target English speaking women then.


I understand the words coming out of their mouths...not why the f%#@ they're saying them tho...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:00 pm

hackham_hawk_3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
hackham_hawk_3 wrote:Trying to understand females....i have 2 that are really doing my head in...


You should target English speaking women then.


I understand the words coming out of their mouths...not why the f%#@ they're saying them tho...


Just say "yeah, no worries" then get back to what you were watching.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Big Phil » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:07 pm

Air conditioner not working properly in the office...

Rent being jacked up $20 a week this year after $10 p.w increases in previous 3 years...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:10 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
hackham_hawk_3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
hackham_hawk_3 wrote:Trying to understand females....i have 2 that are really doing my head in...


You should target English speaking women then.


I understand the words coming out of their mouths...not why the f%#@ they're saying them tho...


Just say "yeah, no worries" then get back to what you were watching.


Unless they're asking "Does my ass look big in this dress?"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:27 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
Unless they're asking "Does my ass look big in this dress?"


That's when you do your Guy Sebastian impersonation. Heyyy yeah I like it like that....... 8)

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