1. Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? Yes
2. Been arrested? Yes, needed a wee
3. Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
4. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
5. Held a snake? If you could call it that
6. Been suspended from school? Yes
7. Experienced love at first sight? No
8. Totaled your car in an accident? No
9. Been fired from a job? Yes
10. Fired somebody? Yes
11. Sang karaoke? Yes
12. Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes
13. Played spin-the-bottle? Yes
14. Sang in the shower? Yes
15. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes, as a 3 year old
16. Broken a bone? Several
17. Skipped school/wagged? Yes
18. Forgotten your anniversary? Can't remember
19. Lied to avoid a ticket? Of course
20. Ridden in a helicopter? No, not interested either