by Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:13 am
Mine wasn't a smooth encounter, then again I had it at the Lyell McEwin.
After having some needles to numb the area I got wheeled into a room that was about 2 degrees with a half a dozen young nurses in there to watch me shrivvle.
The surgeon began to make an incision and I jumped, "I can't perform the surgery if you move" he said.
"I can't not move if I feel you cutting into my balls mate" I replied
"You shouldn't be able to feel a thing"
"Well I can, you have a finger touching my thigh about 5cm below my scrotum"
"Oh, more anaesthetic thanks nurse"
Five minutes later he's hacking away like he was trimming a grape vine, I felt absolutely everything, I was grimacing and trying to tell him but he just kept going on, I just put up with it hoping it wouldn't take too long.
When I got back to the recovery room the nurse told me to make a complaint to the hospital as he acted very unprofessional and was extremely rude.
I was so p!ssed off I just wanted to get out of there, after a couple of one hour checks and a lot of pleading to leave, they let me go home.
I got up to go for a leak and when I pulled my jocks down, there was a stitch in them, I had an inspection and there was a whopping hole where it had come from underneath my lovestick. I rang the hospital and they told me to go back in to get it fixed, I decided against this and went to my GP who gave me some advice to get through without infection, he was mortified when he seen the work done.
In the end I got through without infection or any major swelling, the haggats didn't cause me too much grief, it was only the shoddy stitching that hurt and kept me from normal activities.
Test drove it after about 5 days and it worked fine, I still took the next couple of days off work to get me through to the weekend for precautionary measures.
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