Things that give you the sh1ts

[Pag]

Putting myself in danger breaking up fights between 16-18 year olds over a game of soccer.......................................................................................................................................................................................
At work.

Sounds like a good story. Elaborate

I work at a sporting rec center, our Sunday nights is our Mens soccer competition, it's a fairly competitive comp, we have alot of players who play in the higher amatuer divisions as well as many players who play for federation sides, most players on average are between the 18-25 age bracket.

The last two Sundays the very first games have had to be cancelled due to all in brawls, this Sunday though one of the players brothers (age 16 at most) was watching the game upstairs. When the fight broke out he comes storming down the stairs threating his going on the court to kill everyone. I stop him in his tracks, as 12 guys punching on is enough we don't need spectators getting involved and making matters worse.
He then tells me "to get the f**k out his way"
to which i reply "one your not going onto the court, go back up stairs and calm down and two don't talk to me like that when there is kids around"
he then says "get the f**k out my f**king way before i hit you."
By this stage all the women and children have gone up stairs to not get involved
I then had a Glenn McGrath moment.
"you ever threaten to hit me again and i will rip your f**king head off, now get the f**k out of this stadium"
He walked out the doors and once the door had shut behind him he procedded to play the image of losing the plot, standing out there yelling and screaming and threating to kill me and so forth.
I don't get paid as a security guard yet every Sunday night i am having to kick people out the center, one day im gonna lose my 5hit and end up hitting one of these duds, which will result in me also losing my job.

Sounds like the Craigmore YMCA?

[JK]

Putting myself in danger breaking up fights between 16-18 year olds over a game of soccer.......................................................................................................................................................................................
At work.

Sounds like a good story. Elaborate

Good job SS, was indeed an excellent story

[Booney]

Allowing an Australia Post contractor, after he asked very nicely, use your bathroom.

Pity for him the dirty bastard comes in once a week at least and the next time he meets Booney he wont be quite so chuffed.

Official complaint lodged and note to self made.

* Give the pig a hard time every time you see him *

Left a bit of a drag-strip hey

No, but if you need a wall painted, let me know.

[Rik E Boy]

No, but if you need a wall painted, let me know.

WTF?? Tell him to far cough.

regards,

REB

[am Bays]

I thought a 19yo student urinating on a war memorial was the ultimate in disrespect and was pleased that he got 250 hours of community service. But I'm completely disgusted that a 49yo has now been arrested for the same offence...considering his age this time I hope it's prison and a bloody good kicking...he might be surprised at just how many prison guards and even prisoners are ex-forces

This behaviour seems to be pandemic....
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26439284-5007060,00.html

It spreading....

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/graffiti-vandals-deface-statue-of-world-war-ii-legend-sir-edward-weary-dunlop/story-e6frf7jo-1225807627162

Punishment for the num nuts should be a replication of what happened to Weary on the 5/11/1943...

[HH3]

Ringing for a pizza...asking for the Beefy pizza (says it has ground beef, so i thought "why not try it, might taste like a meat pie"...woman on the other end of the phone says "no ones ever ordered that before"...i asked if it was like mince on the pizza and this is what she said...

"Its little BACON blocks"

My response "Sooooo...its not even beef?"

Made me laugh...AND...gave me the shits...coz i wanted a beef pizza...had to get the Meaty one instead.

[Booney]

No, but if you need a wall painted, let me know.

WTF?? Tell him to far cough.

regards,

REB

I will when he comes in today, and the next day, and the next......also lodged an official complaint with Aust. Post.

[brod]

Putting myself in danger breaking up fights between 16-18 year olds over a game of soccer.......................................................................................................................................................................................
At work.

Sounds like a good story. Elaborate

I work at a sporting rec center, our Sunday nights is our Mens soccer competition, it's a fairly competitive comp, we have alot of players who play in the higher amatuer divisions as well as many players who play for federation sides, most players on average are between the 18-25 age bracket.

The last two Sundays the very first games have had to be cancelled due to all in brawls, this Sunday though one of the players brothers (age 16 at most) was watching the game upstairs. When the fight broke out he comes storming down the stairs threating his going on the court to kill everyone. I stop him in his tracks, as 12 guys punching on is enough we don't need spectators getting involved and making matters worse.
He then tells me "to get the f**k out his way"
to which i reply "one your not going onto the court, go back up stairs and calm down and two don't talk to me like that when there is kids around"
he then says "get the f**k out my f**king way before i hit you."
By this stage all the women and children have gone up stairs to not get involved
I then had a Glenn McGrath moment.
"you ever threaten to hit me again and i will rip your f**king head off, now get the f**k out of this stadium"
He walked out the doors and once the door had shut behind him he procedded to play the image of losing the plot, standing out there yelling and screaming and threating to kill me and so forth.
I don't get paid as a security guard yet every Sunday night i am having to kick people out the center, one day im gonna lose my 5hit and end up hitting one of these duds, which will result in me also losing my job.

Know the feeling, youd think it was for the World Cup, bloody smart arsee pricks

[Magpiespower]

Pedantic TransAdelaide guards...

[Booney]

Ok, so, on Monday our call in casual ( the only staff member we have in our production area ) was given a list of things to be made that must leave by Friday to go to a customer in Perth. With 4 days transit time it has to go tomorrow to be in Perth Monday at some stage, delivery to customer Tuesday, if not it doesnt leave 'til Tuesday then it wont be to the customer until Monday the week after, as you can see, needs to go tomorrow.

Well ,the pickle head has just come up and said "oh, I need tomorrow off to get my car fixed so I wont be able to work", now, it's a semi-skilled spot and it takes time for either my boss or myself to induct / train a new person, so we would like to keep him.

Ok, " You can have tomorrow off if the goods leave today "

The response " You might get lucky ".

That gives me the shits.

[silicone skyline]

Putting myself in danger breaking up fights between 16-18 year olds over a game of soccer.......................................................................................................................................................................................
At work.

Sounds like a good story. Elaborate

Good job SS, was indeed an excellent story

I too enjoyed the story.

[Danger Mouse]

Push up bras, chicken fillets........its just false advertising!

[Gingernuts]

Crap like this:

"Thomas the Tank Engine demeans women, according to new study"

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26471152-5006301,00.html

Some people have way too much time on their hands. Stop paying for these pointless studies and feed some starving 3rd world children FFS.

[nuggety goodness]

Golf.
played a round at North Adelaide North course yesterday (South was booked out! ) and shot 100, 48 out and 52 in. the frustrating thing is i'll smash a drive 210-225m then chip twice and 3 putt and double bogey! i reached the edge of the green in two on the 409m par 5 and still bogeyed the sucker!!!

the biggest frustration is that i want to be better but don't have the time or money to do anything about it!

[Ron Burgundy]

Golf.
played a round at North Adelaide North course yesterday (South was booked out! ) and shot 100, 48 out and 52 in. the frustrating thing is i'll smash a drive 210-225m then chip twice and 3 putt and double bogey! i reached the edge of the green in two on the 409m par 5 and still bogeyed the sucker!!!

the biggest frustration is that i want to be better but don't have the time or money to do anything about it!

My biggest frustration is that i have the time and money to do something about it but, quite simply, dont have the ability.

[nuggety goodness]

Golf.
played a round at North Adelaide North course yesterday (South was booked out! ) and shot 100, 48 out and 52 in. the frustrating thing is i'll smash a drive 210-225m then chip twice and 3 putt and double bogey! i reached the edge of the green in two on the 409m par 5 and still bogeyed the sucker!!!

the biggest frustration is that i want to be better but don't have the time or money to do anything about it!

My biggest frustration is that i have the time and money to do something about it but, quite simply, dont have the ability.

haha, this could be a problem for me too...

i was just thinkin maybe we should get a few posters together sometime and go out and have a hit...

organise an SAFOOTY open...

anyone with a handicap plays too much and is not allowed!!!

[Ron Burgundy]

Wait for the posters saying to play Sunday morning 9.30am??

[nuggety goodness]

Wait for the posters saying to play Sunday morning 9.30am??

then i will post it on this thread again!!! HAHA

[Booney]

Yep, my Sunday morning's are always free.

[Rik E Boy]

Yep, my Sunday morning's are always free.

Don't start that 5hit again Booney ha ha.

regards,

REB