Things that give you the sh1ts

[mighty_tiger_79]

so you were on the phone for 10 mins then

next time i reckon you ask for company name, the caller

ask for supervisor and advise you are on the DNCR and that you will dob them in!!

[Thiele]

Adelaide United

[Mr66]

People who dawdle and hog the footpath.

[Checksider]

My Mrs!

[brod]

Glad wrap

[smithy]

Swanport Rd.
Several easy to see signs stating that the road is a 60kph zone, but I'm lucky to EVER get above 50.
I;m not asking anyone to speed, just do the speed limit FFS !

[johntheclaret]

Phil Dowd

tosser

[redden whites]

As previously posted..American Golf crowds

Update to Australian Gold crowds who have taken up the "Get in the hole " shout also.Also why the very second after a tee shot there has to be a dozen who say"shot" or"great shot Stuart" when they have yet no idea how the shot is actually progressing.What the hell are they on about.A guy had a tee shot that was greeted with "shoooooooot" yesterday that fell 15-20m short of the green on a par 3

[fish]

Swanport Rd.
Several easy to see signs stating that the road is a 60kph zone, but I'm lucky to EVER get above 50.
I;m not asking anyone to speed, just do the speed limit FFS !

So you lost, at most, 42 seconds of your life. Maybe you need to chill out a little...

[whufc]

Putting myself in danger breaking up fights between 16-18 year olds over a game of soccer.......................................................................................................................................................................................
At work.

[jackpot jim]

Building a house where builders, suppliers and tradesman have their own unique time zones.
1 minute = 1 hour
1 hour = 1 day
1 day = 1 week
1 week = 1 month
1 month = 3 months

get the picture ?

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Building a house where builders, suppliers and tradesman have their own unique time zones.
1 minute = 1 hour
1 hour = 1 day
1 day = 1 week
1 week = 1 month
1 month = 3 months

get the picture ?

This time of year jj count yourself lucky it's that close.
It's that busy atm that most of the blokes I've talked to are working through the traditional 2 weeks off to catch up. ( If the suppliers can deliver )

[aceman]

Glad wrap

F'n Glad Wrap on the Advertiser. What a bl**dy nuisance trying to find the end.

[Pseudo]

Glad wrap

F'n Glad Wrap on the Advertiser. What a bl**dy nuisance trying to find the end.

Sodden newspapers.

[silicone skyline]

Putting myself in danger breaking up fights between 16-18 year olds over a game of soccer.......................................................................................................................................................................................
At work.

Sounds like a good story. Elaborate

[whufc]

Putting myself in danger breaking up fights between 16-18 year olds over a game of soccer.......................................................................................................................................................................................
At work.

Sounds like a good story. Elaborate

I work at a sporting rec center, our Sunday nights is our Mens soccer competition, it's a fairly competitive comp, we have alot of players who play in the higher amatuer divisions as well as many players who play for federation sides, most players on average are between the 18-25 age bracket.

The last two Sundays the very first games have had to be cancelled due to all in brawls, this Sunday though one of the players brothers (age 16 at most) was watching the game upstairs. When the fight broke out he comes storming down the stairs threating his going on the court to kill everyone. I stop him in his tracks, as 12 guys punching on is enough we don't need spectators getting involved and making matters worse.
He then tells me "to get the f**k out his way"
to which i reply "one your not going onto the court, go back up stairs and calm down and two don't talk to me like that when there is kids around"
he then says "get the f**k out my f**king way before i hit you."
By this stage all the women and children have gone up stairs to not get involved
I then had a Glenn McGrath moment.
"you ever threaten to hit me again and i will rip your f**king head off, now get the f**k out of this stadium"
He walked out the doors and once the door had shut behind him he procedded to play the image of losing the plot, standing out there yelling and screaming and threating to kill me and so forth.
I don't get paid as a security guard yet every Sunday night i am having to kick people out the center, one day im gonna lose my 5hit and end up hitting one of these duds, which will result in me also losing my job.

[Psyber]

Putting myself in danger breaking up fights between 16-18 year olds over a game of soccer.......................................................................................................................................................................................
At work.

Soccer seems to do that to people - I'd assumed it was the boredom and frustration factor, but perhaps there is something more pernicious about it.

[Booney]

Allowing an Australia Post contractor, after he asked very nicely, use your bathroom.

Pity for him the dirty bastard comes in once a week at least and the next time he meets Booney he wont be quite so chuffed.

Official complaint lodged and note to self made.

* Give the pig a hard time every time you see him *

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting a phone call at 3:45am to tell me I have to go into work to re-program the factory due to a breakdown and still being stuck here with no end time likely for the next few hours.
I'm all coffeed out and very agitated. GRRRRRRRR friggin GRRRRRRRRRRR

[Lightning McQueen]

Allowing an Australia Post contractor, after he asked very nicely, use your bathroom.

Pity for him the dirty bastard comes in once a week at least and the next time he meets Booney he wont be quite so chuffed.

Official complaint lodged and note to self made.

* Give the pig a hard time every time you see him *

Left a bit of a drag-strip hey