you know your getting old when ?

[silicone skyline]

For the women.....When the wrinkles around your eyes disappear when you take your bra off.

HAHAHAHA

[silicone skyline]

Your pants go beyond the belly button line.

[Dogwatcher]

When you get on the dancefloor and try and pull the moves you did 10 years ago and it either hurts, you're not flexible enough to do it, or you get laughed at.

[silicone skyline]

When it's easier to break bones than cruskits.

[Booney]

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

You send money to PBS.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You can go bowling without drinking.

[Choccies]

Booney's a spoil sport

[silicone skyline]

Thread over.

[Pseudo]

When you get on the dancefloor and try and pull the moves you did 10 years ago and it either hurts, you're not flexible enough to do it, or you get laughed at.

Funny, those were my experiences of attempting to dance as a teenager...

[Dogwatcher]

Ha ha.
I used to get laughed with because of my 'interpretive' style of dancing.
Now I'm laughed at.

[silicone skyline]

The microwave has lost its appeal...

[Dogwatcher]

The microwave never loses its appeal.

[silicone skyline]

Denial gets you nowhere. Unless you're Mike Rann

[Dogwatcher]

You're wrong - it gets you to Cairo.

[Gingernuts]

You're wrong - it gets you to Cairo.

BOOM TISH! Nice one DW, someone had to say it.

[silicone skyline]

You're wrong - it gets you to Cairo.

BOOM TISH! Nice one DW, someone had to say it.

You know you're getting old when you tell jokes like that...

[Dogwatcher]

You're wrong - it gets you to Cairo.

BOOM TISH! Nice one DW, someone had to say it.

You know you're getting old when you tell jokes like that...

I knew that one was coming.

*dad joke, dad joke!*

[Jimmy_041]

Your first grandchild is due in a week......Then sex with a grandmother!!!!!! OMG

[CK]

...the demise of the Walkman (today's Advertiser, page 10 - Sony announcing they have ceased production after 31 years) bothers you .

ALWAYS used to have a Walkman from when I was about 11 and it became a part of me wherever I went. Wouldn't like to think of the hours spent making compilation tapes for long trips, or the sheer amount of batteries I spent over the years for it, but loved having a Walkman as a kid and a fair way into adulthood. What will I do with all of those cassettes now?

[Magpiespower]

You go to a gig in the Cross and all the 'cool promo chicks and dudes' handing out flyers and cards by the station exit/entrance stone cold refuse to give you one...

[Magpiespower]

...the demise of the Walkman (today's Advertiser, page 10 - Sony announcing they have ceased production after 31 years) bothers you .

ALWAYS used to have a Walkman from when I was about 11 and it became a part of me wherever I went. Wouldn't like to think of the hours spent making compilation tapes for long trips, or the sheer amount of batteries I spent over the years for it, but loved having a Walkman as a kid and a fair way into adulthood. What will I do with all of those cassettes now?

Keep the cassettes, CK, like I have.

Still listen to them on my Sony Walkman.

Up yours iPod!