Tomorrow Im lining up for the Adelaide Airport Lawn Bowls club against Woodville at Woodville.
I plan to take out revenge on Woodville for them knocking North out in the Prelim Final.
If my team looks like losing Im going to get violent, Im going to do a "Skipworth" and get one of the old buggers, force them to ground and try to rip their arms out of their shoulder socket.
There'll be "accidental" quick and violent bowls to shins, "flippers" invading neighbouring rinks, behind the play elbows, shattered beer glasses, its all going to be on tomorrow.
Revenge will be mine!
Stay tuned for a full report.
Revenge is Nigh, Look out Woodville!!!
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by Wedgie » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:26 am
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by JK » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:42 am
Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look! 
by Wedgie » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:44 am
Constance_Perm wrote:Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look!
Oh Christ, please dont, its bad enough having to wear white shoes, white pants (old cricket pants ala Mick Molloy), the bowling top (light blue, grey and white) and white hat let alone having someone I know besides my old man seeing me.
I'd be easy to spot though, only bloke under the age of 60 on the green.
Last week, I was told I was a "nice boy".
WTF, Im 36 years old!!!
by heater31 » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:47 am
Wedgie wrote:Constance_Perm wrote:Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look!
Oh Christ, please dont, its bad enough having to wear white shoes, white pants (old cricket pants ala Mick Molloy) , the bowling top (light blue, grey and white) and white hat let alone having someone I know besides my old man seeing me.
I'd be easy to spot though, only bloke under the age of 60 on the green.
Last week, I was told I was a "nice boy".
WTF, Im 36 years old!!!
Complete with grass and red stains I hope
you are half their age so to them you are a boy
by Wedgie » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:49 am
heater31 wrote:Complete with grass and red stains I hope
Grass stains yep, no red stains though as I was a keeper.
Must stay off the piss this week, very hard last week rocking up with a shocking hangover after the North B&F.
by MightyEagles » Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:50 pm
If you do anything, you have me to answer to.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
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by JK » Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:59 pm
Wedgie wrote:Constance_Perm wrote:Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look!
Oh Christ, please dont, its bad enough having to wear white shoes, white pants (old cricket pants ala Mick Molloy), the bowling top (light blue, grey and white) and white hat let alone having someone I know besides my old man seeing me.
I'd be easy to spot though, only bloke under the age of 60 on the green.
Last week, I was told I was a "nice boy".
WTF, Im 36 years old!!!
Swear Jar Anthony ...
Good luck with The Wheel Of Cheese!
by magpie in the 80's » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:01 pm
Constance_Perm wrote:Wedgie wrote:Constance_Perm wrote:Might have to pop in amongst running some errands for a laugh .. Sorry .. Look!
Oh Christ, please dont, its bad enough having to wear white shoes, white pants (old cricket pants ala Mick Molloy), the bowling top (light blue, grey and white) and white hat let alone having someone I know besides my old man seeing me.
I'd be easy to spot though, only bloke under the age of 60 on the green.
Last week, I was told I was a "nice boy".
WTF, Im 36 years old!!!
Swear Jar Anthony ...
Good luck with The Wheel Of Cheese!
and don't go looking in the green keepers shed
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
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by Wedgie » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:03 pm
Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet! 
by JK » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:09 pm
Wedgie wrote:Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet!
Thats ok, the Eagles don't have a cheersquad yet either
(Just kidding all you WWT fans)
by MightyEagles » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:20 pm
Wedgie wrote:Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet!
Go U Eagles.
WOOOOO, Premiers 1993, 2006 and 2011!
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
3 Flags - 1 Club
Eagles - P 528 W 320 L 205 D 3 W% 60.89
WFC - P 575 W 160 L 411 D 4 W% 28.17
WTFC - P 1568 W 702 L 841 D 25 W% 45.56
Total - P 2671 W 1183 L 1457 D 32 W% 44.88
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by Wedgie » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:21 pm
Constance_Perm wrote:Wedgie wrote:Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet!
Thats ok, the Eagles don't have a cheersquad yet either
(Just kidding all you WWT fans)
Oh yes they do, despite not having the numbers of other clubs they'd probably win in the kilos stakes, they should join our weight loss challenge!
by magpie in the 80's » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:38 pm
Wedgie wrote:Constance_Perm wrote:Wedgie wrote:Im looking forward to the Eagles cheersquad rocking up now, that'd put me off my game, not that I have one yet!
Thats ok, the Eagles don't have a cheersquad yet either
(Just kidding all you WWT fans)
Oh yes they do, despite not having the numbers of other clubs they'd probably win in the kilos stakes, they should join our weight loss challenge!
our weight loss challenge
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by Wedgie » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:50 pm
Bloody Woodville had it over the Roosters again today at Woodville.
Despite putting on the last 6 points we lost 25-16.
Despite putting on the last 6 points we lost 25-16.
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