Best SANFL Joke

[Voice]

Q: What has twenty legs but only one front tooth?

A: The Port Adelaide Magpies cheer squad.

Let me guess. This stereotype is ok because it's a Centrals supporter telling the joke?
Heard that one before fish but replace Port Adelaide with Collingwood or Centrals

[X Runna]

Went down to the tattoo parlour last week and told the bloke I wanted the years of all the Port Adelaide premierships tattooed down my leg.

When he laughed I asked him why......

"You're not tall enough"

[fish]

Q: What has twenty legs but only one front tooth?

A: The Port Adelaide Magpies cheer squad.

Let me guess. This stereotype is ok because it's a Centrals supporter telling the joke?
Heard that one before fish but replace Port Adelaide with Collingwood or Centrals

Or STURT!!!

[Voice]

Q: What has twenty legs but only one front tooth?

A: The Port Adelaide Magpies cheer squad.

Let me guess. This stereotype is ok because it's a Centrals supporter telling the joke?
Heard that one before fish but replace Port Adelaide with Collingwood or Centrals

Or STURT!!!

We can afford toothpaste and dentists

[fish]

How about this one Voice:

Q: Whats the difference between Brant Chambers and God?

A: God doesn't think he's Brant Chambers!

[doggies4eva]

How about this one Voice:

Q: Whats the difference between Brant Chambers and God?

A: God doesn't think he's Brant Chambers!

God rests on the 7th day and Brant rests in September.

[Pseudo]

Went down to the tattoo parlour last week and told the bloke I wanted the years of all the Port Adelaide premierships tattooed down my leg.

When he laughed I asked him why......

"You're not tall enough"

So you said "fair enough. Can I at least get the Eagles premierships tattooed along my John Thomas?"

When he laughed you asked him why...

(in all seriousness, I thought your original joke was a cracker)

[topsywaldron]

This stereotype is ok because it's a Centrals supporter telling the joke?

Quite true.

As a general rule Dogs fans are happy to trot out the stereotypes about Port and Norwood but squeal like humourless pigs when the rules are reversed.

[Voice]

How about this one Voice:

Q: Whats the difference between Brant Chambers and God?

A: God doesn't think he's Brant Chambers!

That one gave me a good laugh fish.

[UK Fan]

How come you can never hear Sturt fans clapping in the first quarter ????

They still have their driving gloves on.


What is the difference between Port Adelaide Magpies impending death and TopsyWaldron ???


TopsyWaldron is more sad.

[Voice]

How come you can never hear Sturt fan clapping in the first quarter ????

They still have their driving gloves on.


What is the difference between Port Adelaide Magpies impending death and TopsyWaldron ???


TopsyWaldron is more sad.

Only when we're wearing our woolen driving gloves
Our leather ones make quite a nice sound A bit like a golf clap

[UK Fan]

What is the difference between Port Adelaide and a Vietnamese phone book ????


The vietnamese phone book has more Phans.


Why did Norwood appoint Nathan Bassett coach ????


They couldnt afford a good one.

[topsywaldron]

A Centrals fan dies and goes to heaven in his U Dogs singlet. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter in a Norwood scarf.

"Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Centrals fans in heaven."
"What ?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Centrals fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Centrals supporter.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 dollars to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 dollars to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 dollars to the Afghani orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty dollars back, now f*ck off".

[whufc]

A Centrals fan dies and goes to heaven in his U Dogs singlet. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter in a Norwood scarf.

"Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Centrals fans in heaven."
"What ?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Centrals fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Centrals supporter.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 dollars to the starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 dollars to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 dollars to the Afghani orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty dollars back, now f*ck off".

[X Runna]

Went down to the tattoo parlour last week and told the bloke I wanted the years of all the Port Adelaide premierships tattooed down my leg.

When he laughed I asked him why......

"You're not tall enough"

So you said "fair enough. Can I at least get the Eagles premierships tattooed along my John Thomas?"

When he laughed you asked him why...

(in all seriousness, I thought your original joke was a cracker)

So many of them I could get the years written in alpha characters and still have room.

[fish]

Haha I'll pay that one topsy!

[CENTURION]

What's the difference between pram lady & a catfish?

One has whiskers & smells..........and the other one is a fish!

[CENTURION]

What's the difference between Port supporters & dog shit?

After a while, dog shit stops smelling!

[Dirko]

Ron Fuller was caught speeding out to Noarlunga,
"I'll do anything for 2 points", he said when questioned.

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "the Panthers are good enough to win the Premiership." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

On a crowded tram going to the football game the fan resplendent in black and white colours had a large magpie tucked under his arm.
Sitting directly opposite, at face level with the magpie, was an old codger flaunting a scarf in the opposing team's colours. "They won't let you take a pig into the ground ya know," he said loudly
"It's not a pig, it's a magpie ya doofhead," said the fan in the black and white scarf.
"I was talking to the Magpie," said the old codger.

[Brucetiki]

What's the difference between pram lady & a catfish?

One has whiskers & smells..........and the other one is a fish!

I wonder if pram lady is nocturnal? With City Mazda now hosting night games, I wonder what she'll be like at night - what will she morph into?