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Postby shoe boy » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:15 pm

BigDaddy wrote:That dude from Empire of the Sun last night on the Arias... seriously, WTF was with dressing the same as you bride, including identical haircuts


Im with you WTF was that about? Does he own a mirror
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smithy » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:01 pm

Panda Bears !
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mal » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:36 pm

Justa bout every morning I get my Advertiser and then go for a shit [but thats not what gives me the shits]
Its an exactly proceedure I sit on the bowl
Take off the plastic wrapping
And then read the paper whilst bogging
I lose count of the amount of times the junk mail +pamphlets that fall outa the paper and onto the floor
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr66 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:50 pm

Ordering something on Amazon, thinking that the item is not available in Australia, then seeing it in the shops the next day.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:54 pm

When you run into someone you haven't seen for a while and they remember your name but you can't remember theirs ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:36 pm

when people write there names at the end of their posts...

i thought that was the whole idea or usernames avatars info etc...

so u know who posted it....without writing ur name at the end of every post
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby magpie in the 80's » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:39 pm

Johno6 wrote:when people write there names at the end of their posts...

i thought that was the whole idea or usernames avatars info etc...

so u know who posted it....without writing ur name at the end of every post

Regards johno6 ;) :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CoverKing » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:23 am

Iced Coffee ..... literally :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wycbloods » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:38 am

Having to work friday and not going to the first day of the cricket at Adelaide Oval. :( :(
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CoverKing said what?

Agree with AF on this one!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:07 am

Coming back to work today after last week.

Wed - Fly to Perth, dinner and drink with clients
Thurs - Play golf, dinner after wards with Greg Ritchie guest speaker
Fri - Take clients on 3 hour cruise on the Swan River with two waitresses
Sat - Fly home.

Mon ( today ) - Crap.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby silicone skyline » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:10 am

Booney wrote:Coming back to work today after last week.

Wed - Fly to Perth, dinner and drink with clients
Thurs - Play golf, dinner after wards with Greg Ritchie guest speaker
Fri - Take clients on 3 hour cruise on the Swan River with two waitresses
Sat - Fly home.

Mon ( today ) - Crap.


Greg Ritchie is a very handy guest speaker. Did he tell the story about the plane crash landing in the ocean?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:21 am

"This is your Captain speaking...."

Yep, he was Gold.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:37 am

Booney wrote:"This is your Captain speaking...."

Yep, he was Gold.


He is funnier than Mahatma Cote.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:43 pm

Crap "swept" into the bike lanes following last week storms, three flat tyres in two days....

Grrr....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:50 pm

am Bays wrote:Crap "swept" into the bike lanes following last week storms, three flat tyres in two days....
Grrr....
My last bike, when I was in Melbourne, had chunky tyres and allegedly "puncture proof" tubes.
I didn't use it often enough to find out, but my step-daughter used it for 6 months to cycle between where she lived in Armadale and Cabrini Hospital in Malvern without incident.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:32 pm

Johno6 wrote:when people write there names at the end of their posts...

i thought that was the whole idea or usernames avatars info etc...

so u know who posted it....without writing ur name at the end of every post


Boo ******* hoo.

regards,

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr66 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:33 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Johno6 wrote:when people write there names at the end of their posts...

i thought that was the whole idea or usernames avatars info etc...

so u know who posted it....without writing ur name at the end of every post


Boo f****** hoo.

regards,

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You tell'em REB!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:56 am

Psyber wrote:
am Bays wrote:Crap "swept" into the bike lanes following last week storms, three flat tyres in two days....
Grrr....
My last bike, when I was in Melbourne, had chunky tyres and allegedly "puncture proof" tubes.
I didn't use it often enough to find out, but my step-daughter used it for 6 months to cycle between where she lived in Armadale and Cabrini Hospital in Malvern without incident.


Is this you in your younger days? ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby AFLflyer » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:01 pm

The fricken simpsons - enough already.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:12 pm

Todays top 10

1. Pandas
2. Mike Rann
3. Crap drivers clogging the roads
4. Petrol prices
5. Work
6. Scratching a new pair of sunnies
7. Finding one of my PlayStation discs split down the middle
8. Broken lawnmower = backyard jungle
9. Pandas
10. No pay rise in 2009
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