Things that need to be invented

[therisingblues]

A little remote controlled worm thing that crawls around in your pants and scratches itchy parts of your body so that you don't have to embarrass yourself scratching your balls or your bum-crack when you are in the supermarket or train or other crowded public areas.
I have given some thought to this, so if anyone wants to invent it I think a good name for it would be "The Itch". On one side of the little worm thing you could place velcro so that it can groove about using your clothes for traction, on the other side you could attach fingernails to replicate the ends of your fingers and the faithful duty they perform at scratching irritable body parts. You could have a little mouse pad stuck up the sleeve of your shirt for directing the little fella about.
Gauranteed big seller IMO.

[Dog_ger]

Basic.

Something that keeps safooty.net ers interested over the off season.

Cricket has no passion..!

[JAS]

A little remote controlled worm thing that crawls around in your pants and scratches itchy parts of your body so that you don't have to embarrass yourself scratching your balls or your bum-crack when you are in the supermarket or train or other crowded public areas.
I have given some thought to this, so if anyone wants to invent it I think a good name for it would be "The Itch". On one side of the little worm thing you could place velcro so that it can groove about using your clothes for traction, on the other side you could attach fingernails to replicate the ends of your fingers and the faithful duty they perform at scratching irritable body parts. You could have a little mouse pad stuck up the sleeve of your shirt for directing the little fella about.
Gauranteed big seller IMO.

I think seeing blokes wearing trousers that seem to have a life of their own could be more startling than the scratching we've pretty much come to expect from blokes in public.

Until your invention gets into the marketplace you could always resort to the popular sport of 'ferret legging' sounds like the sort of thing you need...just a little bit bigger than a worm and cuter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_legging

Regards
JAS

[Thiele]

Basic.

Something that keeps safooty.net ers interested over the off season.

Cricket has no passion..!

Totally agree. Although going to pre-season footy and netball training helps

[scoob]

A Hoover board -how long ago was it we saw it on back to the future and we still haven't got it! FFS

[Dog_ger]

scoob, are you sober..?

Its hover

and no I'm not.

[JAS]

scoob, are you sober..?

Its hover

and no I'm not.

Now hold your horses there Dog_ger...scoobs could be onto something...a Hooverboard...now that would make the housework much more fun and might be useful for people trying to get the kids to do their share

Regards
JAS

[MightyEagles]

already invented - kegs (beer) and casks (wine)

Soft drink kegs
and for the little kids Cordial Kegs

[skywalker]

already invented - kegs (beer) and casks (wine)

Soft drink kegs
and for the little kids Cordial Kegs

Surely cordial kegs wouldnt just be for the kids! Sure the little jedi's like it, but so do the bigguns.

[Pseudo]

Insurance insurance.

Like car insurance covers you when your car goes bung, or medical insurance covers you when your body goes bung, insurance insurance would cover you when your insurance goes bung.

i.e. your dodgy medical/car/etc insurer weasels its way out of a claim due to a technicality, etc. Then your insurance insurance would reimburse you for the physical cost, time spent, and mental anguish incurred in dealing with the dodgy insurer.

[Psyber]

My next venture: "De Shonk Insurer Breakers"..

[JAS]

A Hoover board -how long ago was it we saw it on back to the future and we still haven't got it! FFS

By a spooky coincidence they tried building a het powered one on The Gadget Show last night...not quite Back to the Furture but has to start somewhere and still looks like a heap of fun...

http://fwd.five.tv/gadget-show/videos/c ... ort-part-3

If that doesn't work outside the UK then here's a the teaser...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tUB1f3ICow

Regards
JAS

[Psyber]

A Hoover board -how long ago was it we saw it on back to the future and we still haven't got it! FFS

By a spooky coincidence they tried building a het powered one on The Gadget Show last night...not quite Back to the Furture but has to start somewhere and still looks like a heap of fun...

http://fwd.five.tv/gadget-show/videos/c ... ort-part-3
If that doesn't work outside the UK then here's a the teaser...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tUB1f3ICow

Regards
JAS

http://fwd.five.tv/gadget-show/videos/c ... ort-part-3 worked OK - in the Opera browser anyway.
I'd like one of those..

[SABRE]

scoob, are you sober..?
Its hover
and no I'm not.

Now hold your horses there Dog_ger...scoobs could be onto something...a Hooverboard...now that would make the housework much more fun and might be useful for people trying to get the kids to do their share
Regards
JAS

Vacuuming sucks !

[Thiele]

A license for Cyclist.

[MightyEagles]

already invented - kegs (beer) and casks (wine)

Soft drink kegs
and for the little kids Cordial Kegs

Surely cordial kegs wouldnt just be for the kids! Sure the little jedi's like it, but so do the bigguns.

No one is stopping us big kids from getting them.

[Groover]

Tomato sauce flavoured bread, for BBQ's so theres no mess

[Lunchcutter]

A bread "unsquasher" needs to be invented - to be used when the checkout operator squishes your bread when packing the bags... sheesh once it's gone.. it's gone... and the fresher it is the worse it is!

[Psyber]

A bread "unsquasher" needs to be invented - to be used when the checkout operator squishes your bread when packing the bags... sheesh once it's gone.. it's gone... and the fresher it is the worse it is!

My wife only bought bread at local bakeries for that reason, and refused to accept it if they squashed it - squashed bread really got to her.
When she was more well she used to bake her own.

[silicone skyline]

Tomato sauce flavoured bread, for BBQ's so theres no mess

Love this idea