Things that give you the sh1ts

[Ron Burgundy]

Ha ha - They werent my words, but thought they were pretty damn comical, the guy that wrote it is the "Hitch".

Most gym heads would aproach a chick with the words "er...nuff nuff...nuff...durrr, get ya kit out"

[Iron Fist]

Ha ha - They werent my words, but thought they were pretty damn comical, the guy that wrote it is the "Hitch".

Most gym heads would aproach a chick with the words "er...nuff nuff...nuff...durrr, get ya kit out"

that is gold!

What i think is gold is blokes in gym walking around like they are huge
Im there to play squash and walk past these blokes who think they r huge
and think to myself 'im stronger and bigger then those blokes without weights haha'
some even walk sideways through doors they think there that big, thats after they do there sets of 60kg on bench!

[A Mum]

Things that give you the shits AND make you cry

Doing 2 hours work on a word document - 19+ pages - accidently hitting 'don't save' and losing the lot, all but 4 pages.

As my kids would say Devo

[Psyber]

A Mum, I haven't used Word in years - I'm an Open Office man - but can't you set up an Autosave that saves your current revision every so many minutes?
This is how it works in Open Office:

To save recovery information automatically every n minutes
1.Choose Tools - Options - Load/Save - General.
2.Mark Save AutoRecovery information every and select the time interval.
This command saves the information necessary to restore the current document in case of a crash. Additionally, in case of a crash OpenOffice.org tries automatically to save AutoRecovery information for all open documents, if possible.

[A Mum]

Thanks Psyber

Yes I have the auto correct to save every 1 minute, however, it would now appear that I learn the hard way that autosave is only used in case of sudden power failure and the like

I have tried 5 different ways to get the document 'recovered' but it appears it's one of those cases that its just disappeared entirely.

What happened was I saved my work, but then decided to go into properties and do a 'word/character stroke' count.
When I closed that it asked me if I wanted to save the work - and I thought - But I haven't changed anything,
So I clicked no - and that is how I lost all my work.
Grrrr

It's a pain in the bum, and a mistake that puts me behind schedule but I live and learn and won't be making that mistake again !!

[aceman]

People who have extra-marital affairs then suffer the "guilt complex" and squeal like scalded seagulls and the TV stations who put up money for that person to give a detailed expose of the affair.

[JAS]

People who have extra-marital affairs then suffer the "guilt complex" and squeal like scalded seagulls and the TV stations who put up money for that person to give a detailed expose of the affair.

They don't necessarily need to have had affairs (alledgedly)...can't you lot do something to shut Peter Andre (afterall he's one of your own) and that ex-wife of his up and get them off the damned tv. Sick to death of hearing about their 'he said, she said' split every single day. I don't watch chat shows or read newspapers or gossip mags but you still can't avoid it cos they even get on things like the mainstream news Have some dignity and think about what it must be doing to your kids.

Regards
JAS

[dedja]

Sorry JAS, Peter Andre is all yours!

[JAS]

Sorry JAS, Peter Andre is all yours!

Nooooooooooooooooooo...I'll even through in this guy too...the one in the shiny suit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy2nqEfSx3Q

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease take them back

Happy to keep Adam Hills when he's here though.

Regards
JAS

P.S. I've just remembered you already have Jordon over there doing that I'm Desperate For Publicity Get Me Out Of Here show...you must have a secret army of ninja drop bears that could be sent in to do us all a favour....pretty please

[JK]

OK, Im guessing I'll be met with a lot of opposition to this one, but one thing that gives me the shits is restaurants, cafes etc who offer Balsamic and Oil with your pre-dinner bread ... FFS I want normal everyday butter for my bread please!!

[Dirko]

OK, Im guessing I'll be met with a lot of opposition to this one, but one thing that gives me the shits is restaurants, cafes etc who offer Balsamic and Oil with your pre-dinner bread ... FFS I want normal everyday butter for my bread please!!

Did you ask them for it ?

If not, then that gives me the shits. People who whinge about Balsamic & Oil, but don't ask for butter.

[A Mum]

OK, Im guessing I'll be met with a lot of opposition to this one, but one thing that gives me the shits is restaurants, cafes etc who offer Balsamic and Oil with your pre-dinner bread ... FFS I want normal everyday butter for my bread please!!

Well at least you had bread !
We went for tea(to the local pub) last week to celebrate a family milestone-
When my husband went up and ask for bread they said "We've run out"
I said he should go back to the counter and say "Well go get some"
Shops are open till 9pm these days !!!
lol.

[JK]

OK, Im guessing I'll be met with a lot of opposition to this one, but one thing that gives me the shits is restaurants, cafes etc who offer Balsamic and Oil with your pre-dinner bread ... FFS I want normal everyday butter for my bread please!!

Did you ask them for it ?

If not, then that gives me the shits. People who whinge about Balsamic & Oil, but don't ask for butter.

Certainly did, gives me the shits when people ask me that

[Dirko]

OK, Im guessing I'll be met with a lot of opposition to this one, but one thing that gives me the shits is restaurants, cafes etc who offer Balsamic and Oil with your pre-dinner bread ... FFS I want normal everyday butter for my bread please!!

Did you ask them for it ?

If not, then that gives me the shits. People who whinge about Balsamic & Oil, but don't ask for butter.

Certainly did, gives me the shits when people ask me that

Glad we got that sorted.

BUT did they give you butter ?

[JK]

Lol nope and that gave me the shits too ... And whilst we're on the subject, Adelaidenow blogs give me the shits also.

[Bum Crack]

Getting blind for three days and punting at Strath and then coming home and checking out my bank balance and realise i spent an absolute fortune. I'll be eating dog food for the next month.

[silicone skyline]

Getting blind for three days and punting at Strath and then coming home and checking out my bank balance and realise i spent an absolute fortune. I'll be eating dog food for the next month.

What brand?

[Bum Crack]

Getting blind for three days and punting at Strath and then coming home and checking out my bank balance and realise i spent an absolute fortune. I'll be eating dog food for the next month.

What brand?

Home Brand

[Booney]

Getting blind for three days and punting at Strath and then coming home and checking out my bank balance and realise i spent an absolute fortune. I'll be eating dog food for the next month.

Let alone the 500 txt meassages you sent me....oh, and the phone calls....

[Gingernuts]

Getting blind for three days and punting at Strath and then coming home and checking out my bank balance and realise i spent an absolute fortune. I'll be eating dog food for the next month.

Which pub did you end up setting up camp in BC?