Things that give you the sh1ts

[A Mum]

yeah thanks mum and cp, the doc didnt appreciate my jokes though like about hour after getting admited asking if i could go for a smoke or at about 6:30 asking if could go play soccer with my mates, however as I am young with a young family myslef, I promised the wife, that I would be around to see our kids grow up. I am a heavy smoker to been smoking a back of 25's a day since I was 13

Well there in itself all good incentives to give up.

My niece had a baby the other day.
It was 4pnd and I thought wow that's small (Well compared to my giants I suppose ),
Then I found out she had smoked all the way through her pregnancy,
So I am wondering if that had anything to do with the size of the baby?

[Gingernuts]

yeah thanks mum and cp, the doc didnt appreciate my jokes though like about hour after getting admited asking if i could go for a smoke or at about 6:30 asking if could go play soccer with my mates, however as I am young with a young family myslef, I promised the wife, that I would be around to see our kids grow up. I am a heavy smoker to been smoking a back of 25's a day since I was 13

Well there in itself all good incentives to give up.

My niece had a baby the other day.
It was 4pnd and I thought wow that's small (Well compared to my giants I suppose ),
Then I found out she had smoked all the way through her pregnancy,
So I am wondering if that had anything to do with the size of the baby?

I'm no expert Ma, but I do believe smoking does affect the development of the baby. My wife is a social worker and is pretty schooled up on this sort of stuff so I pick up a few things (when I'm listening )

[redden whites]

My wife is a social worker and is pretty schooled up on this sort of stuff so I pick up a few things (when I'm listening )

So you dont tune in when she talks about the lives of children previously in state care then clearly?

[Rik E Boy]

My wife is a social worker and is pretty schooled up on this sort of stuff so I pick up a few things (when I'm listening )

So you dont tune in when she talks about the lives of children previously in state care then clearly?

???

[Choccies]

speaking of smokers as one, something that gave me a fright more than shits happen yesterday when I was admitted to hospital with a minor stroke, I'm only 24 guess who has started cutting back the amounts he smokes in hope of being complety off them with in a month (realistic target)

Bloody hell !!! Hope your doing OK Duce....

Maybe BC is next ??

[Bum Crack]

speaking of smokers as one, something that gave me a fright more than shits happen yesterday when I was admitted to hospital with a minor stroke, I'm only 24 guess who has started cutting back the amounts he smokes in hope of being complety off them with in a month (realistic target)

Bloody hell !!! Hope your doing OK Duce....

Maybe BC is next ??

Maybe. Thems the breaks.

[Gingernuts]

My wife is a social worker and is pretty schooled up on this sort of stuff so I pick up a few things (when I'm listening )

So you dont tune in when she talks about the lives of children previously in state care then clearly?

Yep, that's right r&w, I have no social conscience.

If that's a veiled reference to my comments on another topic earlier in the week, that's why I withdrew them. I shot my mouth off early without knowing the full extent of situation. I take it you've never said anything you've regretted later mate? At least I was man enough to admit my mistake.

[Gingernuts]

Grunters in the gym. You're not impressing anyone dude, you just sound like a pig having a root. Put the monster weight down and try something a little more your size.

[Rik E Boy]

Grunters in the gym. You're not impressing anyone dude, you just sound like a pig having a root. Put the monster weight down and try something a little more your size.

Try lifting something heavy yourself ha ha. There are two things I can think of worse in the gym than someone grunting. Both of these things I witnessed when I was working out at the *** ** ** *** in the **** ******.

1. Two guys with MASSIVE guns looking at each other adoringly while they worked out. ERK.
2. After busting your chops on a workstation a tiny little chick comes up and just slacks on another three or four stacks and kicks yours arse. Bitch - yeah - you know who you are!

regards,

REB

[gossipgirl]

prunes and licorice

[Lunchcutter]

Getting blind last night for the first time in three years and waking up so much worse for wear is 10 vodka cruisers too much (had a geat time though ) just not used to feeling this carp

[Jimmy_041]

Getting blind last night for the first time in three years and waking up so much worse for wear is 10 vodka cruisers too much (had a geat time though ) just not used to feeling this carp

Go out and get a UDL vodka & orange LC - that'll sort it out for you

[Lunchcutter]

Getting blind last night for the first time in three years and waking up so much worse for wear is 10 vodka cruisers too much (had a geat time though ) just not used to feeling this carp

Go out and get a UDL vodka & orange LC - that'll sort it out for you

ok jimmy thanks for the advice - I'm onto it! glasses are on cause sheesh my head hurts!

[fish]

Getting blind last night for the first time in three years and waking up so much worse for wear is 10 vodka cruisers too much (had a geat time though ) just not used to feeling this carp

Have a big drink of tomato juice (or eat a cold tin of tomatoes) with two panadol then back to bed with you. You'll be right as rain by 7pm.

[BlueRose]

Grunters in the gym. You're not impressing anyone dude, you just sound like a pig having a root. Put the monster weight down and try something a little more your size.

Try lifting something heavy yourself ha ha. There are two things I can think of worse in the gym than someone grunting. Both of these things I witnessed when I was working out at the *** ** ** *** in the **** ******.

1. Two guys with MASSIVE guns looking at each other adoringly while they worked out. ERK.
2. After busting your chops on a workstation a tiny little chick comes up and just slacks on another three or four stacks and kicks yours arse. Bitch - yeah - you know who you are!

regards,

REB

3. Flexing abs in the mirror;
4 Yelling "It's all you!" when spotting.

[Gingernuts]

Grunters in the gym. You're not impressing anyone dude, you just sound like a pig having a root. Put the monster weight down and try something a little more your size.

Try lifting something heavy yourself ha ha. There are two things I can think of worse in the gym than someone grunting. Both of these things I witnessed when I was working out at the *** ** ** *** in the **** ******.

1. Two guys with MASSIVE guns looking at each other adoringly while they worked out. ERK.
2. After busting your chops on a workstation a tiny little chick comes up and just slacks on another three or four stacks and kicks yours arse. Bitch - yeah - you know who you are!

regards,

REB

3. Flexing abs in the mirror;
4 Yelling "It's all you!" when spotting.

Looks like a few people have had interesting gym experiences, could just about start a new thread!

[Booney]

[Choccies]

Blokes who use the weights room as a pick up joint in between sets and try chat up any female with a slight heartbeat.....

[Ron Burgundy]

Gyms are a very good place to approach women, for numerous reasons. One reason is that when we exercise, our brains release endorphins -- the "feel good" chemical. Women who are enjoying a good workout are literally buzzing as their brains are filled with endorphins. This makes them the opposite of a woman in a bar who is "on guard" and acting defensive and suspicious when guys try to come near her.

Now, if there's a woman at your gym that you want to talk to, wait until she's deep into her exercise session. Don't try to talk to her when she first arrives, or when climbs on the treadmill five minutes after showing up.

Let her work up a sweat. Let her brain start firing off those endorphins! Technically, she's actually feeling a bit "high" at this stage!

And if she's been working out hard and could use a break, she'll welcome the chance to chill out for a minute and talk to you. (But only if you approach and start the conversation the right way.)

[Booney]

(But only if you approach and start the conversation the right way.)

Mate, if you ever come up with a decent blue print for that you will be a freaking genius.