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The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:10 am

Shaob Ahktar. Misses the Australian Tour because he can't recover from *giggle* Liposuction surgery. Clearly this bloke has no testicles as well as no shame. All too hard for the ultimate front runner.

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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Gingernuts » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:09 am

Rik E Boy wrote:Shaob Ahktar. Misses the Australian Tour because he can't recover from *giggle* Liposuction surgery. Clearly this bloke has no testicles as well as no shame. All too hard for the ultimate front runner.

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Saw this on the tv this morning and couldn't believe it. Lucky he's not coming, imagine the sh1t he'd cop from the Aust crowds. :roll:
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby rod_rooster » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:11 am

Rik E Boy wrote:Shaob Ahktar. Misses the Australian Tour because he can't recover from *giggle* Liposuction surgery. Clearly this bloke has no testicles as well as no shame. All too hard for the ultimate front runner.

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LMAO, what a weak pathetic piece of crap. Makes Tait look like a tough guy :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby wycbloods » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:16 am

rod_rooster wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Shaob Ahktar. Misses the Australian Tour because he can't recover from *giggle* Liposuction surgery. Clearly this bloke has no testicles as well as no shame. All too hard for the ultimate front runner.

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LMAO, what a weak pathetic piece of crap. Makes Tait look like a tough guy :lol: :lol:


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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:33 am

rod_rooster wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Shaob Ahktar. Misses the Australian Tour because he can't recover from *giggle* Liposuction surgery. Clearly this bloke has no testicles as well as no shame. All too hard for the ultimate front runner.

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LMAO, what a weak pathetic piece of crap. Makes Tait look like a tough guy :lol: :lol:

That's a very big call. :lol:
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:36 am

If you said shit to Ahktar's face he'd go and comb his hair but I reckon Tait would knock you out....unless you are rather large.

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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:39 am

Tait is a pussy.
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Footy Smart » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:03 am

Bum Crack wrote:Tait is a pussy.


Say it to his face.... im sure we will then see who the real "pussy" is :oops:
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:04 am

Footy Smart wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Tait is a pussy.


Say it to his face.... im sure we will then see who the real "pussy" is :oops:

I would have no hesitation to say it to his face. None whatsoever.
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Footy Smart » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:08 am

Bum Crack wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Tait is a pussy.


Say it to his face.... im sure we will then see who the real "pussy" is :oops:

I would have no hesitation to say it to his face. None whatsoever.


I Could possibly arrange it :Hangman:
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:14 am

Footy Smart wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Tait is a pussy.


Say it to his face.... im sure we will then see who the real "pussy" is :oops:

I would have no hesitation to say it to his face. None whatsoever.


I Could possibly arrange it :Hangman:

I am not afraid to say what I think and I always have been that way. If you think it would worry me, it wouldn't. No doubt he can probably handle himself. Doesn't mean he is the only one who can ;)
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby rod_rooster » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:29 am

Footy Smart wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Tait is a pussy.


Say it to his face.... im sure we will then see who the real "pussy" is :oops:

I would have no hesitation to say it to his face. None whatsoever.


I Could possibly arrange it :Hangman:


And what is Tait going to do? Are you suggesting he will get violent and attack someone if they call him names?
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Booney » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:35 am

He certainly wouldn't run away, would be too much like hard work...


Anywho, Liposuction,WTF? Perhaps they have taken all the shite out of his hair?
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:42 am

Threads like this always crack me up
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:46 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:Threads like this always crack me up


Come on. Liposuction?? Has this blouse EVER toured Australia?

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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:53 am

Totally agree - I just love the banter
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:00 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:Totally agree - I just love the banter

All I said, was Tait's a pussy, and now a boxing match between him and I is being organised :lol: :lol: .
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Postby Footy Smart » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:13 am

And what is Tait going to do? Are you suggesting he will get violent and attack someone if they call him names?



No he would probably just tip his baggy green at BC and walk away laughing........ :oops:

Can hardly call a bloke who has earnt the right to wear a baggy green a pussy cos his body/mind wont hold up to the riggors of being a fast bowler with an awkward action!
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Footy Smart » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:15 am

Bum Crack wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Totally agree - I just love the banter

All I said, was Tait's a pussy, and now a boxing match between him and I is being organised :lol: :lol: .


:lol: never suggested any acts of violence would occur..... he might ask you to strap the pads on and face him in the nets ;) you might have to wear a pair of Kensi coloured pants to hide the results
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Re: The Biggest Pussy in World Cricket

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:17 am

Footy Smart wrote:
And what is Tait going to do? Are you suggesting he will get violent and attack someone if they call him names?



No he would probably just tip his baggy green at BC and walk away laughing........ :oops:

Can hardly call a bloke who has earnt the right to wear a baggy green a pussy cos his body/mind wont hold up to the riggors of being a fast bowler with an awkward action!

They can say it about Akhtar, so why not Tait????
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