Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fish » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:45 pm

aceman wrote:
fish wrote:Hey aceman don't give up. Try this link for online reporting of street lighting faults: http://www.etsautilities.com.au/centric ... ht_out.jsp
Cheers mate, did it but had to laugh at the prefix they've got for the problem indicator;
It reads "ETSA - SLO", missed a letter W off the end I'm thinking but it means Street Light Outage

Now we'll await the outcome, I'll keep everyone posted, I could be in the money!!!!!

Hey aceman how did they go with fixing that light - their ten days are up! $-)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:39 am

Not being able to post on an Aussie forum when in Adelaide :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:53 am

johntheclaret wrote:Not being able to post on an Aussie forum when in Adelaide :evil:



geez thats a bit rough of CP not to let you use his computer after you travel half way around the world to deliver a burnley special ;)
Matty Wade is a star and deserves more respect from the forum family!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:50 pm

Exiting a shopping centre only to be confronted with the putrid stench of a million cigarettes lingering around the entrance.....

P*ss off and smoke yourself stupid in your cars and let us non-smokers exit a building without being forced to inhale your stench....
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:51 pm

Choccies wrote:Exiting a shopping centre only to be confronted with the putrid stench of a million cigarettes lingering around the entrance.....

P*ss off and smoke yourself stupid in your cars and let us non-smokers exit a building without being forced to inhale your stench....


Shopping centres in our area have white painted lines x amount of metres from each entrance,
Where no smoking is permitted so you can walk out into fresh air...lol.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:30 pm

Choccies wrote:Exiting a shopping centre only to be confronted with the putrid stench of a million cigarettes lingering around the entrance.....

P*ss off and smoke yourself stupid in your cars and let us non-smokers exit a building without being forced to inhale your stench....


You see people walking out the door with the cigarette already in mouth..obviously live such a full life they cant waste a second :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:33 pm

Stop whinging. :roll:
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Well you haven't seen everything then have you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:41 pm

Bum Crack wrote:Stop whinging. :roll:


That's what this thread is for ya dufus....
You're a smoker ??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:42 pm

Choccies wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Stop whinging. :roll:


That's what this thread is for ya dufus....
You're a smoker ??

Yep.
So you've seen everything have you?
Yep
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
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Well you haven't seen everything then have you.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:49 pm

cigarettes should be going up in price, put a higher tax on them
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:50 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Choccies wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Stop whinging. :roll:


That's what this thread is for ya dufus....
You're a smoker ??

Yep.


Fool.
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LBT » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:58 pm

Choccies wrote:Fool.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:12 pm

Not being able to smoke in pubs and restaurants. Nothing better than lighting up a fag after a good meal. I also hate anti smoking campaigners who try and push their beliefs on everyone. I rate them right up there with Jehovas Witnesses. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby blink » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:16 pm

Bum Crack wrote:Not being able to smoke in pubs and restaurants. Nothing better than lighting up a fag after a good meal. I also hate anti smoking campaigners who try and push their beliefs on everyone. I rate them right up there with Jehovas Witnesses. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.


I don't recall a Jo-Bo ever blowing poisonous cigarette smoke in my face, whilst I am enjoying a quiet meal or beverage. Why should non-smokers and staff have to put up with your dirty cigarette smoke inside a public venue? Go outside in the carpark dutch up your own car if you love lighting up straight after a meal....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:19 pm

i get the shits when smokers dont realise that their habit\pastime\enjoyment\suicide wish is being inflicted on people that actually like their lungs. if the smoke didnt waft throughout the whole general area that they occupy then no problem. you do what you want with your life. when it impacts on others though is where the problem starts.

imagine me pouring beer down the throats of the non drinkers around me just cos i wanted a beer! :shock:

How would you know it was a good meal anyway? being a smoker you wouldnt be able to tast it...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:21 pm

keep it coming :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Il Duce » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:23 pm

speaking of smokers as one, something that gave me a fright more than shits happen yesterday when I was admitted to hospital with a minor stroke, I'm only 24 guess who has started cutting back the amounts he smokes in hope of being complety off them with in a month (realistic target)
The problem with Barcelona is that I like fish and chips but they had to turn it into calamari and patatas
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:28 pm

Il Duce wrote:speaking of smokers as one, something that gave me a fright more than shits happen yesterday when I was admitted to hospital with a minor stroke, I'm only 24 guess who has started cutting back the amounts he smokes in hope of being complety off them with in a month (realistic target)


Wow that is extremely scary :shock:
Hope it all goes well and you can break the habit ID O:)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:30 pm

Yeah sorry to hear that ID, hope you're on the mend and it helps you give the sticks away ... I mate of mine was a HEAVY smoker and suffered a minor stroke in his late 20's.

Hasn't had a smoke since and has been off them for 10+ years now, hope you're able to do the same mate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Il Duce » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:35 pm

yeah thanks mum and cp, the doc didnt appreciate my jokes though like about hour after getting admited asking if i could go for a smoke or at about 6:30 asking if could go play soccer with my mates, however as I am young with a young family myslef, I promised the wife, that I would be around to see our kids grow up. I am a heavy smoker to been smoking a back of 25's a day since I was 13
The problem with Barcelona is that I like fish and chips but they had to turn it into calamari and patatas
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