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Jump in my car .....$%)(&$%@#$^&*(*!)#?":{^&*

Postby mal » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:13 am

When deciding where to post this thread I had a choice
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Ive lived in this galaxy for a fair while
One of my virtues is that I am a considerate and an over trustworthy person
So much so that I get in all matters of strife

Jump in my car, is literally that


November 2008, my cousin persuaded me to speculate in the buying , the doing up, and the selling of vehicles, a field of absolute no experience or knowhow in
We had a 3rd partner, the car guru

We bought a wreck an AU Ghia falcon on LPG
The 3 must be in tears drove to Berri to buy the burnt out wreck
We spent $1000
My cousin and I buy the vehicles, the 3rd partner was the fixerupper

December 2008 we bought a Motorbrike from the Pickles Auctions

The bike was bought for $2900
$1600 was given to the fixerupper for parts and reparing

Total outlay $5,500

ALMOST 12 MONTHS LATER ......
the fixerupper has masterfooly decieted, avoided, and manipulated the partnership
he has shifted addresses, only for me to eventually track him down
He wont answer his phones
When cornered he has maintained he was still repairing the car and bike
Last week I managed to posess the vehicle,
It was driveable , repainted and he gave us an estimated selling price of $2500
I took it to a mechanic, who after looking over the vehicle said it was a wreck and would cost about $2k to repair
Universal Auctions refused to take the lemon
Pickles Auctions refused to take the lemon
2 caryards said it was crapperistic
Eventually I got the lemon sold to a wrecker for $500 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fixerupper predicted we would get $6k for it a last year :oops:

Im only chasing $5k
what a shrewd cunning clever investor I am

But we still have a bike
Problem being after extensive efforts in the past few days the fixerupper is at his disapeering best again, agreeing to meet me about the bike and then letting me down
The bike he says is now under consignment to be sold
When I went to the yard, it was not there, and nothing known about it [surprise surprise]
He has also offered his 1996 Nissan 4WD Patrol to be given to me to sell as a pay off
As yet getting bike or car has been unachievable

Where is this all going
I tellya
Its driving me crazy
Why
Becoz the bike is registered in his name
The bike was bought in his name at Pickles Auctions
My cousin and I are dopes
End of story

QUESTION
What should I do know ?
Is there any legality which means I can possess this bike as its registered and originally purchased in the fixeruppers name

HELP me if you can Im feelin' down ...
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Postby dedja » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:32 am

:shock:

If it was me I'd kneecap the bastard ... that is if you can manage to pin him down. :Hangman:
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Postby BenchedEagle » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:03 am

u have fair rights to punch this dude out! :evil:
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Postby SABRE » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:15 am

:lol:
That's bad luck Mal. I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way. For a fair price, I'm sure Vito and 'the boys' could make your
fixer-upper ....'An offer he couldn't refuse'.
Of course if he did refuse, his disappearing act could become more permanent !
(For a reasonable price)
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Postby dedja » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:20 am

SABRE wrote: I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way.


mate, we're just innocent market gardeners minding our own business ... :-$
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Postby Wedgie » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:48 am

Take him to Judge Judy mal. She won't give you a cent and will tell you how silly you've been and how you've learnt an expensive lesson but the bright side is you'll gain exposure to the American market for your next venture.
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Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:23 am

Take the bike out, run 15 red lights and listen out to where all of the speed camera's are, you wont get your money back but you'll run up a fair bill for him to have to pay.
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Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:58 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Take the bike out, run 15 red lights and listen out to where all of the speed camera's are, you wont get your money back but you'll run up a fair bill for him to have to pay.


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Postby Booney » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:16 am

5AA mid morning this morning:

"Morning Leon, my name is mal ( not my real name ) I have a problem with a....."

"Sorry to interupt, but is that Mal? Is that mal the punters pal? Nice to hear from you mal, you got another ripper $1.20 winner for me *laughs* "

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Postby catchit » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:51 am

baseball bat should get what you want.. he wont call the cops as they are prob after him as well...
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Postby Il Duce » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:15 am

SABRE wrote::lol:
That's bad luck Mal. I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way. For a fair price, I'm sure Vito and 'the boys' could make your
fixer-upper ....'An offer he couldn't refuse'.
Of course if he did refuse, his disappearing act could become more permanent !
(For a reasonable price)
;)


Didnt know you knew my cousins there sabre
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Postby Il Duce » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:16 am

dedja wrote:
SABRE wrote: I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way.


mate, we're just innocent market gardeners minding our own business ... :-$


well we are also construction workers and coffee shop owners ;)
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Postby SABRE » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:15 pm

dedja wrote:
SABRE wrote: I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way.

mate, we're just innocent market gardeners minding our own business ... :-$

.....and your favourite fertilizer is 'Blood-n-Bone' right ?
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Postby SABRE » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:22 pm

Il Duce wrote:
SABRE wrote::lol:
That's bad luck Mal. I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way. For a fair price, I'm sure Vito and 'the boys' could make your
fixer-upper ....'An offer he couldn't refuse'.
Of course if he did refuse, his disappearing act could become more permanent !
(For a reasonable price)
;)

Didnt know you knew my cousins there sabre

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Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:14 pm

catchit wrote:baseball bat should get what you want.. he wont call the cops as they are prob after him as well...


I've disagreed with you in the past but I have to say that is sound advice.

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Postby dedja » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:08 pm

SABRE wrote:
dedja wrote:
SABRE wrote: I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way.

mate, we're just innocent market gardeners minding our own business ... :-$

.....and your favourite fertilizer is 'Blood-n-Bone' right ?
8-[


ma chi cazzo voi? ;)

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Postby Il Duce » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:35 pm

SABRE wrote:
dedja wrote:
SABRE wrote: I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way.

mate, we're just innocent market gardeners minding our own business ... :-$

.....and your favourite fertilizer is 'Blood-n-Bone' right ?
8-[


Questa qua una riccoine!

and it loses again ;)
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Postby fish » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:39 pm

mal wrote:QUESTION What should I do now?

My only advice is definitely move this to the "Things that give you the sh!ts" forum.
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Postby SABRE » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:44 pm

dedja wrote:
SABRE wrote:
dedja wrote:
SABRE wrote: I've got a mate who has connections with a nice Italian 'family'
out Campbelltown way.

mate, we're just innocent market gardeners minding our own business ... :-$

.....and your favourite fertilizer is 'Blood-n-Bone' right ?
8-[

ma chi cazzo voi? ;)
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:shock:
We obviously don't have an Italian moderator on board !
=))
Il problema e venuta amico mio !
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Postby dedja » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:05 am

SABRE wrote: :shock:
We obviously don't have an Italian moderator on board !
=))
Il problema e venuta amico mio !
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LOL :lol:
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