by Jimmy_041 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:18 am
by Bum Crack » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:02 am
Jimmy_041 wrote:It has always intrigued me how people get dogs that look like them.
Is that the case here?
Would it be possible for you to post another photo of Libby, but this time holding the dog so we can compare?
by silicone skyline » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:17 am
Bum Crack wrote:Jimmy_041 wrote:It has always intrigued me how people get dogs that look like them.
Is that the case here?
Would it be possible for you to post another photo of Libby, but this time holding the dog so we can compare?
If the dog looked like Libby and I was SS, I'd be shagging both of them![]()
by nuggety goodness » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:53 am
Bum Crack wrote:Jimmy_041 wrote:It has always intrigued me how people get dogs that look like them.
Is that the case here?
Would it be possible for you to post another photo of Libby, but this time holding the dog so we can compare?
If the dog looked like Libby and I was SS, I'd be shagging both of them![]()
by magpie in the 80's » Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:28 pm
by Psyber » Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:12 pm
magpie in the 80's wrote:A pet Chihuahua has been smuggled through customs via hand luggage, according to reports in the UK's Daily Mail.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/919766 ... dog-in-bag
by JAS » Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:18 pm
Psyber wrote:magpie in the 80's wrote:A pet Chihuahua has been smuggled through customs via hand luggage, according to reports in the UK's Daily Mail.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/919766 ... dog-in-bag
It looks like miniature Dachshund to me...
Too long in the body for a Chihuahua.
by Psyber » Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:27 pm
by silicone skyline » Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:49 am
by Gingernuts » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:19 am
Dutchy wrote:So hows things going SS?
by silicone skyline » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:20 am
by Bum Crack » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:30 am
silicone skyline wrote:I think the resolution we have came to is that her grandpa loves the dog so much and looks after it while she is away from home, so to take it away would somewhat break his heart.
So I think I'm safe, as long as the old man keeps on living, it will be smooth sailing.
by Jimmy_041 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:30 pm
by silicone skyline » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:25 am
by Bum Crack » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:28 am
silicone skyline wrote:Overland Corner. Saturday night.
by Jimmy_041 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:50 pm
Bum cracks a spreading trend
COLIN PEARCE
April 12th, 2008
I'VE had enough of bum cracks.
I've kept quiet about it because I thought they were just a fad, but they're here to stay. I blame builders.
But at least they can claim ownership. They have an inalienable right to wear their pants at half mast (or maybe their backsides are just higher up than anyone else's).
Indeed, it used to be that you could accurately determine whether your neighbour was a builder by the ease with which you could lose a mobile phone down the crack in his bum.
Not any more. Bum cracks are more common than cleavages. Frankly, I prefer cleavages.
I know that a cleavage is not necessarily an attractive proposition, but it's a lot more attractive than a bum crack. I'm sure an element of primordial association, a kind of genetic memory, is involved.
It's probably fair to say that a cleavage can trigger some fairly carnal responses in your average male (unless, of course, it's a male cleavage), involving desires to explore further. I don't think that happens with bum cracks.
And I'm sure they're unhygienic. Compare ears. Ears gather detritus and nature has provided us with ear wax to keep it out. But the amount of junk you can gather in a 10cm bum crack doesn't bear thinking about.
And there's nothing to keep it out! Old Coke cans, the hair brush, paper clips, the receipts from Eftpos machines, God knows what, drops on the bedroom floor when they take their jeans off at night!
And inevitably the whole fashion trend has become a fashion competition.
Just as women gradually wore less and less until the word cleavage became redundant and breast and nipple took over instead, so we are reaching the point where bum crack is becoming, well just bum.
I was behind one in bank queue this week. His jeans were so low I thought he was soliciting. I try to make a point of not staring at a woman's cleavage. It's not polite. But it was hard not to notice this bloke's decollete denims.
It wasn't that he was a big bloke particularly. It would have been better if he had been. He was a weed, with no hips.
When he got to the counter and thrust his hand in his pocket to drag out some small change, his pants lost their tenuous hold on his thighs and only some seriously tired and grey underwear prevented this bloke from trying to make a date with us, as it were.
I don't really mind if people want to show me the more intimate bits of their body. I'm just surprised that they would want to.
And I'm stunned that they think it's cool. If they simply stripped off and walked around naked it would be a lot cooler. I think we're still a few months away from that stage, but it's coming.
Our only hope is for the Master Builders Association to take legal action.
I don't see why they shouldn't. You're not allowed to pose as a policeman, or a solicitor, or a doctor.
There should be a law that says you can't pose as a builder. That's quite apart from the health risks.
My daughter borrowed the car last week and lost the keys. They eventually dropped out the bottom of her trouser leg. She swore there was a hole in her pocket, but I reckon they were somewhere in the recesses of her exposed bum crack.
Gives a whole new meaning to going on a date.
by Big Phil » Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:27 pm
by silicone skyline » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:23 am
Big Phil wrote:My old man, who rides a harley, is covered in tats from head to toe and looks pretty 'rough' has laways had 'tough' dogs to match his persona.
His last dog Sash, a Bulldog, died suddenly so Dad decided it was Mum's turn to get a dog. She chose a little white chihuahua...
Dad decided to help Mum pick a name for him and now 'Rocky' has a studded collar and is the biggest jerk going around !!
Rocky the chihuahua gets whatever he wants and my Dad and him are mates for life now, he never leaves his side when we are round there !!
by Psyber » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:27 am
silicone skyline wrote:Big Phil wrote:My old man, who rides a harley, is covered in tats from head to toe and looks pretty 'rough' has laways had 'tough' dogs to match his persona.
His last dog Sash, a Bulldog, died suddenly so Dad decided it was Mum's turn to get a dog. She chose a little white chihuahua...
Dad decided to help Mum pick a name for him and now 'Rocky' has a studded collar and is the biggest jerk going around !!
Rocky the chihuahua gets whatever he wants and my Dad and him are mates for life now, he never leaves his side when we are round there !!
Oh dear god no.
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