Do you put up with the dog?

[Iron Fist]

If you think anything of your missus you'll take it in and put up with it, otherwise it might be you getting the 20cent lead injection.
Living with an unhappy female is worse than hell itself, that's why Satan's a bachelor!!!

Put the foot down mate

they are the shittest dogs going around!!!

If it was a half decent dog that can play fetch with ya and doesnt make you look like a fag it would be a different story!!!

Both valid opinions, I can see merit in both.
I'm batting well above my average, I know that, but this dog, while it doesn't do anything wrong, is just a blight on dogs worldwide.
Is replacement an option?

or be cunning in how you go about it
pull a sickie when ya move in together
take the dog to the other side of town and leave it in a park, make sure to take to collar off
when she gets home, tell her it ran out the gate while you were mowing the lawns!!
she will eb devastated, which gives u a card to play, comfort her, then a week or 2 later come home with the new puppy that is yours, she will love it and you seem like the good guy!!
* the new puppy better be a border collie, german sheperd or some decent dog!!

[mick]

If you think anything of your missus you'll take it in and put up with it, otherwise it might be you getting the 20cent lead injection.
Living with an unhappy female is worse than hell itself, that's why Satan's a bachelor!!!

Put the foot down mate

they are the shittest dogs going around!!!

If it was a half decent dog that can play fetch with ya and doesnt make you look like a fag it would be a different story!!!

Both valid opinions, I can see merit in both.
I'm batting well above my average, I know that, but this dog, while it doesn't do anything wrong, is just a blight on dogs worldwide.
Is replacement an option?

or be cunning in how you go about it
pull a sickie when ya move in together
take the dog to the other side of town and leave it in a park, make sure to take to collar off
when she gets home, tell her it ran out the gate while you were mowing the lawns!!
she will eb devastated, which gives u a card to play, comfort her, then a week or 2 later come home with the new puppy that is yours, she will love it and you seem like the good guy!!
* the new puppy better be a border collie, german sheperd or some decent dog!!

If it is microchipped, make sure you cut the ears off as well as removing the collar

[Footy Chick]

just buy a bigger dog, which will eat/kill/maim the annoying small dog.

Problem solvered

[mick]

just buy a bigger dog, which will eat/kill/maim the annoying small dog.

Problem solvered

I like your thinking - a very cunning plan

[SABRE]

Hope this helps....

Chihuahua in black bean sauce.

Ingredients
• 1 chihuahua, sliced
• 1 tablespoon of rice wine
• 1 tablespoon of soy sauce
• 1 red onion, sliced
• 1 yellow bell pepper, sliced
• 1 red bell pepper, sliced
• 1 green bell pepper, sliced
• 3 stalks of spring onion, cut into 1 cm long
• 2 tablespoons of black bean sauce
• 1 tablespoon of potato starch
• 3 tablespoons of water
• 3 tablespoons of oil
1. Marinate chihuahua in rice wine & soy sauce mixture, at least 1 hour.
2. Heat 1 spoon of oil, fry chihuahua slices, when changes colour and get a bit golden brown, remove from wok.
3. Clean wok, heat 1 spoon of oil, fry onion, for 3 minutes, then remove.
4. Heat 1 spoon of oil, fry bell peppers, for 5 minutes, then add chihuahua and onion, mix well.
5. Mix black bean sauce, water and potato starch, add mixture to wok, mix, sprinkle with spring onion

Bon appetit,
SABRE

[silicone skyline]

just buy a bigger dog, which will eat/kill/maim the annoying small dog.

Problem solvered

Would you like a chihuahua FC?

Doesn't bark. Perfect lap dog. I nicknamed it "Shit Cart" coz all it is good for is carrying its own shit from point A to point B before unloading it..

[silicone skyline]

Hope this helps....

Chihuahua in black bean sauce.

Ingredients
• 1 chihuahua, sliced
• 1 tablespoon of rice wine
• 1 tablespoon of soy sauce
• 1 red onion, sliced
• 1 yellow bell pepper, sliced
• 1 red bell pepper, sliced
• 1 green bell pepper, sliced
• 3 stalks of spring onion, cut into 1 cm long
• 2 tablespoons of black bean sauce
• 1 tablespoon of potato starch
• 3 tablespoons of water
• 3 tablespoons of oil
1. Marinate chihuahua in rice wine & soy sauce mixture, at least 1 hour.
2. Heat 1 spoon of oil, fry chihuahua slices, when changes colour and get a bit golden brown, remove from wok.
3. Clean wok, heat 1 spoon of oil, fry onion, for 3 minutes, then remove.
4. Heat 1 spoon of oil, fry bell peppers, for 5 minutes, then add chihuahua and onion, mix well.
5. Mix black bean sauce, water and potato starch, add mixture to wok, mix, sprinkle with spring onion

Bon appetit,
SABRE

Lol

[Iron Fist]

just buy a bigger dog, which will eat/kill/maim the annoying small dog.

Problem solvered

Would you like a chihuahua FC?

Doesn't bark. Perfect lap dog. I nicknamed it "s***t Cart" coz all it is good for is carrying its own s***t from point A to point B before unloading it..

haha, that is a great name!!

[Footy Chick]

No thanks, I kick chihuahua's

Besides, my cat would slice it to pieces...

[silicone skyline]

No thanks, I kick chihuahua's

Besides, my cat would slice it to pieces...

Handy for the above recipe.

[silicone skyline]

If you think anything of your missus you'll take it in and put up with it, otherwise it might be you getting the 20cent lead injection.
Living with an unhappy female is worse than hell itself, that's why Satan's a bachelor!!!

Put the foot down mate

they are the shittest dogs going around!!!

If it was a half decent dog that can play fetch with ya and doesnt make you look like a fag it would be a different story!!!

Both valid opinions, I can see merit in both.
I'm batting well above my average, I know that, but this dog, while it doesn't do anything wrong, is just a blight on dogs worldwide.
Is replacement an option?

or be cunning in how you go about it
pull a sickie when ya move in together
take the dog to the other side of town and leave it in a park, make sure to take to collar off
when she gets home, tell her it ran out the gate while you were mowing the lawns!!
she will eb devastated, which gives u a card to play, comfort her, then a week or 2 later come home with the new puppy that is yours, she will love it and you seem like the good guy!!
* the new puppy better be a border collie, german sheperd or some decent dog!!

If it is microchipped, make sure you cut the ears off as well as removing the collar

[Choccies]

You should put up with the dog if you really love your girlfriend. Spend some time with the dog and get to know it, maybe you could even take it to the dog groomers yourself and spend some time bonding. Other useful hints that will bring you and the dog together as one include bringing treats home with you every day, maybe buying a little drizabone coat for it for winter and even sharing a small space in your bed for the dog. After all, these little Chihuahua's are precious little gems and deserve your love and respect.

[Bum Crack]

You should put up with the dog if you really love your girlfriend. Spend some time with the dog and get to know it, maybe you could even take it to the dog groomers yourself and spend some time bonding. Other useful hints that will bring you and the dog together as one include bringing treats home with you every day, maybe buying a little drizabone coat for it for winter and even sharing a small space in your bed for the dog. After all, these little Chihuahua's are precious little gems and deserve your love and respect.

Maybe for the first month or so, you could sleep in the spare room and allow the dog to sleep with your missus, so it can settle in to the new environment.

[Dirko]

Hope this helps....

Chihuahua in black bean sauce.

Ingredients
• 1 chihuahua, sliced

Bon appetit,
SABRE

[aceman]

If you think anything of your missus you'll take it in and put up with it, otherwise it might be you getting the 20cent lead injection.
Living with an unhappy female is worse than hell itself, that's why Satan's a bachelor!!!

Put the foot down mate

they are the shittest dogs going around!!!

If it was a half decent dog that can play fetch with ya and doesnt make you look like a fag it would be a different story!!!

Both valid opinions, I can see merit in both.
I'm batting well above my average, I know that, but this dog, while it doesn't do anything wrong, is just a blight on dogs worldwide.
Is replacement an option?[/quote]


It certainly is.........................................................................of the missus!!!!

[silicone skyline]

You should put up with the dog if you really love your girlfriend. Spend some time with the dog and get to know it, maybe you could even take it to the dog groomers yourself and spend some time bonding. Other useful hints that will bring you and the dog together as one include bringing treats home with you every day, maybe buying a little drizabone coat for it for winter and even sharing a small space in your bed for the dog. After all, these little Chihuahua's are precious little gems and deserve your love and respect.

Maybe for the first month or so, you could sleep in the spare room and allow the dog to sleep with your missus, so it can settle in to the new environment.

It does have benefits having the dog around. Got someone to blame for bed farts ... blaming it on her or the fish doesn't work.

[silicone skyline]

If you think anything of your missus you'll take it in and put up with it, otherwise it might be you getting the 20cent lead injection.
Living with an unhappy female is worse than hell itself, that's why Satan's a bachelor!!!

Put the foot down mate

they are the shittest dogs going around!!!

If it was a half decent dog that can play fetch with ya and doesnt make you look like a fag it would be a different story!!!

Both valid opinions, I can see merit in both.
I'm batting well above my average, I know that, but this dog, while it doesn't do anything wrong, is just a blight on dogs worldwide.
Is replacement an option?

It certainly is.........................................................................of the missus!!!!

As stated before, batting well above average, similar to Jason Gillespie's 200

[Choccies]

You should put up with the dog if you really love your girlfriend. Spend some time with the dog and get to know it, maybe you could even take it to the dog groomers yourself and spend some time bonding. Other useful hints that will bring you and the dog together as one include bringing treats home with you every day, maybe buying a little drizabone coat for it for winter and even sharing a small space in your bed for the dog. After all, these little Chihuahua's are precious little gems and deserve your love and respect.

Maybe for the first month or so, you could sleep in the spare room and allow the dog to sleep with your missus, so it can settle in to the new environment.

Excellent point. You should also contribute 25% of your salary to dear little Porsha to ensure she receives the best care available and to ensure the 'move' isn't so traumatic for her.

[Bum Crack]

Post a picture of her for the punters SS. Preferably one with the massive cans in the shot.

[silicone skyline]

Hope this helps....

Chihuahua in black bean sauce.

Ingredients
• 1 chihuahua, sliced

Bon appetit,
SABRE

Good to see they are all on a leash.