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Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:05 am

Woman denies amorous advances caused crash

REBEKAH CAVANAGH

October 10th, 2009

A WOMAN accused of performing a sexual act on a man when he crashed in Darwin's rural area is outraged at the allegation and says it is "absolutely wrong".

Allyson White said the mark left by her seat belt across her chest was proof the claims of "amorous activities" with the driver were not true.

"I was not ****ing his **** -- and it's pretty obvious that wasn't the case ... you only have to look at the mark on my chest," she said.

"Clearly I had my seat belt on, so it's impossible I'd be leaning over ****ing his ***** unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a ******* rubber neck.

"If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught ****ing someone's ****'. But it is not true and that's what is p***ing me off. It didn't happen like that at all -- he was just going too fast."

Police told in Thursday's Northern Territory News how they believe a driver crashed his car while involved in "amorous activities" with his female passenger.

They said the 33-year-old man was distracted by the woman and veered off the road, smashing his single cab Hilux ute into a concrete drain on Pioneer Rd in Humpty Doo.

But Ms White said that wasn't true.

"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my 'girls' were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something ... but $5 is a bit cheap for a **** job."


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BLOWN :shock: OUT OF PROPORTION: Waitress Allyson White says there was no oral sex prior to the crash.


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LUCKY ESCAPE: The damaged ute.
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Re: Only in the Northern Territory

Postby Wedgie » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:46 am

lmao, I had the office in stitches conveying that story! :lol:

Especially this quote:
"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my 'girls' were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something ... but $5 is a bit cheap for a **** job."

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Re: Only in the Northern Territory

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:50 am

I do believe that is a bottle of Coopers Pale Ale in front of her so she does have some class
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Re: Only in the Northern Territory

Postby am Bays » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:29 pm

Pfft, 25 odd years ago on the School Bus home in Darwin (just past the Berrimah lights as we went along the Stuart Hwy) we saw a bloke giving himself some relief at 80 k/h in the car alongside of us....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Only in the Northern Territory

Postby JK » Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:07 pm

am Bays wrote:Pfft, 25 odd years ago on the School Bus home in Darwin (just past the Berrimah lights as we went along the Stuart Hwy) we saw a bloke giving himself some relief at 80 k/h in the car alongside of us....


And you still vividly remember such an experience :shock:

Hmmmmm ..... ;)
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Re: Only in the Northern Territory

Postby am Bays » Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:32 pm

Whilst it was in the NT, it wasn't something you saw everyday...
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Only in the Northern Territory

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:44 pm

Just thinking about the lady's story reminds me of an episode of The Sopranos'

Adriana used the same defence when accused of a similar act on Tony
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Re: Only in the Northern Territory

Postby SABRE » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:30 pm

Hi Ally,
Great to see you’re still getting free travel around Australia researching your book.
Are you still going with that title….’Tight Lip's travel Tips’ ?
We heard about your re-inactment at Humpty Do. What a riot. Camels !!! What next ?!
I’ll never forget that drive from Hobart to Launceston, you made my Landcruiser feel like a Hummer.
All the boys at 'The Feathers' miss you too. Be sure you tell us when you're coming.
We’ll all go down together.
Can’t wait to see you and the girls again.

Love from all the guys at '100K Klub' (Australia).
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Re: Only in the Northern Territory

Postby Leaping Lindner » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:31 pm

If something happened in Darwin surely by its very location it could happen "only in the Northern Territory". ;)
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