Pre-match legovers - good call or bad call?

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Pre-match legovers - good call or bad call?

Postby dedja » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:50 pm

Pre-match sex helps players' performance: Gary Kirsten

It used to be said that sexual intercourse close to a sporting event sapped energy. But India's players have been advised otherwise in a confidential document written by their coach that effectively tells them to boost their performances on the field by hopping into action off it.

The four-part paper written by Gary Kirsten, who has helped India to become the leading one-day side in the world, became the talk of the Champions Trophy yesterday as a taboo subject was thrust into the open.

The relevant chapter is headlined "Does sex increase performance?" and the answer is explicit: "Yes it does, so go ahead and indulge."


Read the whole article here.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/st ... 22,00.html

LOL, love the bit about what to do if the missus isn't handy.
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Re: Pre-match legovers - good call or bad call?

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:02 pm

I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.
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Re: Pre-match legovers - good call or bad call?

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:10 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

There is an alternative hole for that when that situation arises mate. :lol:
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Re: Pre-match legovers - good call or bad call?

Postby dedja » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:11 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

There is an alternative hole for that when that situation arises mate. :lol:


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Re: Pre-match legovers - good call or bad call?

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:04 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

There is an alternative hole for that when that situation arises mate. :lol:


I suppose there is, that would be batting with the tail end.
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Re: Pre-match legovers - good call or bad call?

Postby Groover » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:52 am

Dogwatcher wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.

There is an alternative hole for that when that situation arises mate. :lol:


I suppose there is, that would be batting with the tail end.


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Re: Pre-match legovers - good call or bad call?

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:14 am

Dogwatcher wrote:I often found it good to bowl a maiden over the night before a match. I certainly wasn't going to do it the next day.
Can be a bit inconvenient if the missus has already got the pads on before you get to bat though.


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