Dear Freddie, please follow this dumba55' advice...

[Rik E Boy]

Graham 'I'm an idiot I don't deserve to live please shoot me' Smith has given English allrounder Freddie Flintoff advice on how to handle the 'very rude' and 'not nice at all' Aussie crowds this summer. The great dumb hope of South African cricket has advised Freddie to get on the front foot by saying that Gilly is finished, McGrath is a chucker and that Warnie is a porn star in gay movies just to pay for Simone's love nest. The idea is that instead of sledging the rookie Poms, people will pour their unmitagated derision on to the more experienced Flintoff.

Well Freddie my good man, please do us all a big favour and gobble up this Turkey's advice - after all, Graeme Smith had a reputation that was bigger than his mouth this time last year but his average and confidence are now a sad, pathetic shadow of their former selves and only now has he pulled his head out of his ar5e to offer this gem of wisdom to someone who is twice the cricketer he is, even on his worst, hungover day.

What we don't need right now is for Freddie to say 'Why should I listen to that fargwit? He's an idiot!' and to concentrate on Cricket now would we? All Australian's hope and pray that Flintoff's contribution to the upcoming Ashes series is the equivalent to Smith's brilliant cameos when it was all done and dusted.

Graeme Smith you absolute tosser. Keep up the good work and let's hope Freddie is listening....

regards,

REB

[blink]

Smith is definitely in a class of his own - when it comes to being a dickhead.

There is not one player in cricket today that can be more qualified than Freddie to give advice on how to towell up the Australian side.

I hope Freddie does play as well as he did last year, because it will be a cracker of a contest if he does.

[Booney]

Is Smith clearly the biggest tool in international cricket? What a knob.Giving people advise on how to handle the Aussie crowds.LMFAO.

Smith giving this advise is like Carlton giving Costello advise on how to run a budget.