by the big bang » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:05 am
OK. i got back a while ago, and out of pure laziness, havn't let you guys know how it all went! So here goes.....
I took the advice of a couple of the lads on here (cheers guys!) who had been over there recently, and went with a gondola ride at the Venitian, then a limo down to the end of the strip to the Stratosphere for dinner. She wasn't suspecting anything at this point, because the whole time leading up to the holiday, I was always saying that "there's only one way to do Vegas, and that's PROPERLY!" so the limo and whatnot she just assumed was me making the most of our time in Vegas.
So we get to the Stratosphere, and I'm presented with a slight problem. We had to go through metal detectors to get to the top! I HAD THE RING IN THE BOX DOWN MY JOCKS!!!!!!!!! and i wasn't sure if it would set the detector off, and i would have to pull the ring out and ruin the whole night! But alas, all was good when i was waved through without incident!
Upon entering the restaurant, we were greeted by the in-house photographer, who takes pictures of everyone, with the amazing view of The Strip in the background from the 106 story high vantage point we had (there was helicopters buzzing around at our height!). So she took the photos, then after ordering our meal, i said i needed to visit the little boys room. So off i went, pretending to go to the toilet, but i was actually looking for the photographer. I found her, and explained what i wanted to do, and asked her if, when we'd finished our meals, she could come back and tell us that the original photos she took upon our arrival didn't work out, and she wanted to take more. She was more than happy to do this for me, but then i realised that Mrs. Bang was looking straight at me talking to the photographer. When i got back to my seat, i just made up a story that i seen a couple of photos of us, and was looking at them, but i didn't think they looked very good (just planting the seed that the chick would later come and say that they didn't work out!)
So we ate our meals, and were waiting for dessert, when the photographer came over and put our plan into action. This presented me with the next little problem! THE RING WAS STILL DOWN MY JOCKS!!!! Because i wasnt expecting her to come till after our dessert! So, she walked us to where she had set up a spot for the proposal, which was about 20m away from our table. So, in that 5-10 seconds from our table to where we were set up, i had to get the ring out of my jocks! Now, let me tell you for anyone that hasn't been there, this is a posh restaurant, to give you an idea, it cost us $17 a head.......FOR A RESERVATION!! So, here i am, walking within a couple meters of other diners, with my hand well and truly in my pants, fishing around for the ring! Because i had my shirt all tucked in and stuff, the easiest way into my jocks was through my un-zipped fly! So here i am, walking with half of my forearm buried in my fly, trying to pull out the ring! But alas, once again, the gods were with me, and i managed to pull it off* successfully, without Mrs. Bang seeing or suspecting anything.
So then............that's when it all happened! We stood in front of the window, i kissed her on the cheek and said "i love you", the mangaed to creak down onto one knee, at which point she instantly broke down! And after about 30 seconds, she said YES!!! With the photographer doing an excellent job of taking a heap of pics in the process!
So, there it is. Thankyou all for your suggestions, as it was a truly memorable night!
wuuuzzzzz