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Hills' star Heidi Montag's bizarre sex life boast

Article from: August 14, 2009 08:40am

TV starlet Heidi Montag - who has just appeared nude in Playboy - has revealed a bit too much about her sex life, in what seems to be a bizarre bid to raise her profie.

Interviewed for the men's magazine by husband Spencer Pratt, Heidi brags he gives her an orgasm for every hour of the day.

"I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer.

"When I met you, I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love.

"Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened."

She then added: "I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are.

"If your sex life isn't happy, your marriage is screwed."

Heidi, of MTV's The Hills, also admits in her interview she wants bigger breasts, and she "went shopping" for new ones by flipping through the mag.

"When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best," the 22-year-old blonde bombshell said. "So I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.”

Pictures: Heidi Montag of The Hills

"The best" isn't enough though for Heidi or her 25-year-old husband.

"I'm definitely not done with my surgical quest," Heidi said. "I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for (Spencer)."


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Here are some better ones

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you got a bit of an obsession goin' there Jimmy? ;)
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Never heard of her before today

Its my grounding in the female tennis forum.......

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all yours fellas, it's natural or it's nothing. ;)
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Does anyone else think she could do with a good feed? Oh, and the fake cans are not a good look either.
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rod_rooster wrote:Does anyone else think she could do with a good feed? Oh, and the fake cans are not a good look either.
They don't exactly feel the same either...
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Not my favourite either - reminds me of that film with that ugly kid with Cher as a mum
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Best photo of her IMO
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Reminiscent of Jenny McCarthy 15 years ago (except this chick's nowhere near as hot)
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dedja wrote:all yours fellas, it's natural or it's nothing. ;)


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