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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LBT » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:26 pm

Arriving at work this morning at about 9:30, and the pokie room is packed. Thank god I dont work in there! If anyone is missing an elderly relative, they are probably here :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:30 pm

LBT wrote:If anyone is missing an elderly relative, they are probably here :roll:


Reading something funny with a mouthful of tea.

Now my laptop is soaked...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Columbo » Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:00 pm

The public vote on reality TV shows meaning that some people don't get eliminated regardless of their talent..or lack of.
Trust the process.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:34 am

Coming down with a tummy bug on Saturday arvo.

Spent Saturday evening with a mild fever.

Spent much of Sunday with cramps in the guts.

This morning was treated to the singular sensation of passing pure liquid out of my starfish.

Twice.

I will not be venturing far from a toilet today....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:46 am

Pseudo wrote:Coming down with a tummy bug on Saturday arvo.
Spent Saturday evening with a mild fever.
Spent much of Sunday with cramps in the guts.
This morning was treated to the singular sensation of passing pure liquid out of my starfish.Twice.
I will not be venturing far from a toilet today....


Not nice, especially in the one contraction....
If you want to go quickly, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:44 pm

Pseudo wrote:Coming down with a tummy bug on Saturday arvo.

Spent Saturday evening with a mild fever.

Spent much of Sunday with cramps in the guts.

This morning was treated to the singular sensation of passing pure liquid out of my starfish.

Twice.

I will not be venturing far from a toilet today....


Oh, the day gets better. Thanks to a burst water main, there is no running water at work. So the toilets will not flush.

We are but flies to the Gods, they mock us for their sport...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:46 pm

Baby wipes Psuedo.....Baby wipes !!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:48 pm

Psuedo flushing, the toilets not. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:12 pm

FIFA MANAGER - go through the game getting a 0-0 result

then it updates and says i lost 4-0 :twisted: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:06 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:25 am

August. Just getting in the way of September.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gingernuts » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:55 am

Hiring a dvd you really want to watch, then getting 30 mins in (just enough to get hooked) and finding out it's scratched to buggery and unwatchable. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:24 pm

Gingernuts wrote:Hiring a dvd you really want to watch, then getting 30 mins in (just enough to get hooked) and finding out it's scratched to buggery and unwatchable. :roll:


2008 Grand Final?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:09 pm

Footy tips co-ordinators who cheat.
Takes the fun out of it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gingernuts » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:22 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Gingernuts wrote:Hiring a dvd you really want to watch, then getting 30 mins in (just enough to get hooked) and finding out it's scratched to buggery and unwatchable. :roll:


2008 Grand Final?

regards,

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Ha! Probably would be if I hired it from Ipswich Blockbuster.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:11 am

Being at home crook with Glandular Fever and a head to toe rash
Better be able to get to footy on Saturday
Thank god for Foxtel!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:46 pm

Telstra charging me $2.20 to pay my bill at the post office. Go and GET FU**ED no wonder i am switching to optus.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:29 pm

Strawb07 wrote:Telstra charging me $2.20 to pay my bill at the post office. Go and GET FU**ED no wonder i am switching to optus.


They'll charge you $2.00 to receive a paper bill... :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:32 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Strawb07 wrote:Telstra charging me $2.20 to pay my bill at the post office. Go and GET FU**ED no wonder i am switching to optus.


They'll charge you $2.00 to receive a paper bill... :roll:

Whats new it is everyone wants you to use email and computers whats going to happen when computers all die.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:40 pm

Strawb07 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Strawb07 wrote:Telstra charging me $2.20 to pay my bill at the post office. Go and GET FU**ED no wonder i am switching to optus.


They'll charge you $2.00 to receive a paper bill... :roll:

Whats new it is everyone wants you to use email and computers whats going to happen when computers all die.


People will be dead first so there's not much use in us worrying about that! :lol:
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