Some news out of Perth

[rogernumber10]

A WA state cricketer has had a bad night last night with the law. leaving the scene of an accident, over 0.08, assaulting a police officer, escaping custody etc.

Eventually apprehended by the dog squad when he ran off into the sand dunes. wowee.

[dedja]

A WA state cricketer has had a bad night last night with the law. leaving the scene of an accident, over 0.08, assaulting a police officer, escaping custody etc.

Eventually apprehended by the dog squad when he ran off into the sand dunes. wowee.

Does Cuz play cricket as well?

[rod_rooster]

It's Luke Pomersbach. Silly, silly man. That will cost him big time.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,25907948-5006301,00.html

[Dirko]

Don't forget Luke...take soap on a rope.

[Dogwatcher]

(Verse one)
His name is Pomersbach
It seems he don't know how to act
He got his hands cuffed behind his back.
He hits cars as hard as balls hit his bats.

Take 'em to the dunes

(bridge)
Running Luke
You see the shackles
Matey you shouldna run,
Now you're in the jail cell
All because you misbehaved.
It's just that sportsmen shouldn act this way.

chorus -
Come here Luke,
Don't run from the pohlice
Come on back
Go ahead, you won't get away
VIP
Don't run from the pohlice
Too many drinks.
Go head be gone with it.
Hit n run driving you in strife
Go head be gone with it
Smashed a Porsche
Go head be gone with it
You ran for a while
Go head be gone with it
But the dogs found you
Go head be gone with it
Long arm of the law
Go head be gone with it

Get your running shoes on
Go ahead, be gone with it
(repeat six times)

They're bringing Pomers-bach
That cricket f**ker don't know how to act
If that's your car you'd better watch from the back
Cos he'll hit and run and that's a fact.

Take 'em to the bridge. (bridge)

(chorus)

(Verse three)
They're bringin Pomers-bach
You mother f**ckers watch how he bats
If that's your car you'd better watch the back
Cos he'll hit and run and that's a fact.

Take em to the chorus.

(Chorus).

[Q.]

WOW!

Should have just got his checkbook out after the first accident and police may have never been involved.

[Pup]

Silly Silly Boy.

Very promising cricketer but one wonders if he will ever reach his potential.

[CoverKing]

what a waste of a talent.

When Luke and marsh got caught drinking and suspended two years ago, its interesting how the house mates have turned out. Marsh hasnt slipped up since, pomersbach has slipped up a further two times.
for me its bye bye pomersbach, come to south australia (if you can get ur head screwed on)

[Media Park]

what a waste of a talent.

When Luke and marsh got caught drinking and suspended two years ago, its interesting how the house mates have turned out. Marsh hasnt slipped up since, pomersbach has slipped up a further two times.
for me its bye bye pomersbach, come to south australia (if you can get ur head screwed on)

No, just COME TO SOUTH AUSTRALIA! No ifs or buts...

[blink]

No, just COME TO SOUTH AUSTRALIA! No ifs or buts...

Agreed. Just don't put him in a house with Cossie....

[brod]

Luke Pomersbach has escaped a jail sentence but has been banned by Western Australia until the end of the 2010-11 season after admitting to assaulting a police officer during a drunken rampage. However, Pomersbach could be back in action for the Warriors as early as January 2010, if he meets certain conditions outlined by the state.

http://www.cricinfo.com/australia/conte ... 19668.html

[GWW]

Luke Pomersbach has escaped a jail sentence but has been banned by Western Australia until the end of the 2010-11 season after admitting to assaulting a police officer during a drunken rampage. However, Pomersbach could be back in action for the Warriors as early as January 2010, if he meets certain conditions outlined by the state.

http://www.cricinfo.com/australia/conte ... 19668.html

That doesn't appear to make much sense to me (not your post brod, just what you're reporting on here).

[brod]

Luke Pomersbach has escaped a jail sentence but has been banned by Western Australia until the end of the 2010-11 season after admitting to assaulting a police officer during a drunken rampage. However, Pomersbach could be back in action for the Warriors as early as January 2010, if he meets certain conditions outlined by the state.

http://www.cricinfo.com/australia/conte ... 19668.html

That doesn't appear to make much sense to me (not your post brod, just what you're reporting on here).

His resumption date could be brought forward to January 1, 2010, if Pomersbach attends all medical and counseling sessions as required by the WACA and strictly adheres to the terms of his playing contract

Im with you GWW. Why just say he has been banned, with a potential to return on Jan 1 2010?