Ingle Farm District Cricket Club

[catchit]

Syl is still alive and well..
Was i BoG sat night? can't believe they cut me off, i was just getting into the swing of things
So much for watching the footy IO, didn't see one kick.. prob a good thing..
Where was the twin?[/quote]

I was trying to sort out why things didnt go to plan saturday night and in the end just got drunk down stairs in the bar at the trots again

Well things went to plan as far as SYL goes..
All the form given about him was on the money...

he is like one of those adds!!! " but wait there is more "

[saveyourlegs]

Syl is still alive and well..
Was i BoG sat night? can't believe they cut me off, i was just getting into the swing of things
So much for watching the footy IO, didn't see one kick.. prob a good thing..
Where was the twin?[/quote]

I was trying to sort out why things didnt go to plan saturday night and in the end just got drunk down stairs in the bar at the trots again

Well things went to plan as far as SYL goes..
All the form given about him was on the money...

he is like one of those adds!!! " but wait there is more "

only went at half pace too, wait until the nights were out til 3 or 4 in the morning! then there will be some quality form
Still can't believe they cut me off, what a sh!t pub.. should be like the footy club and be with the settlers..

[interested observer]

One for you SYL.....


Eddie Maguire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules.
He is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood. The kid is signed to a one-year contract and joins the team for the pre-season.

In Round 1, the Pies are down by 6 goals against Carlton with only 10 minutes left. Mick Malthouse gives the young Iraqi lad the nod and he goes onto the ground.

The kid is an immediate sensation and kicks 7 goals in 10 minutes to win the game for the Magpies! The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in love with the new star.

Later on in the change rooms he phones his mum to tell her about his first AFL game.

“Hello mum, guess what?” he says. “I played for 10 minutes today. We were 6 goals down when I came on to the ground, but I kicked 7 goals and we won the game. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media …”

“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day.”

“Your father got shot in the street and robbed … your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten … and your brother has joined a gang of looters … all while you were having such a great time!”

The young Iraqi is very upset. “What can I say mum, I’m so sorry.”

“Sorry? You’re sorry?” says his mum. “It’s your fault that we moved to Collingwood in the first place.”

[saveyourlegs]

very good IO, you should post that on the collingwood site..
did you watch any of the game?
I forgot the footy was even on until you started singing the hawks song..

[catchit]

One for you SYL.....


Eddie Maguire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules.
He is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood. The kid is signed to a one-year contract and joins the team for the pre-season.

In Round 1, the Pies are down by 6 goals against Carlton with only 10 minutes left. Mick Malthouse gives the young Iraqi lad the nod and he goes onto the ground.

The kid is an immediate sensation and kicks 7 goals in 10 minutes to win the game for the Magpies! The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in love with the new star.

Later on in the change rooms he phones his mum to tell her about his first AFL game.

“Hello mum, guess what?” he says. “I played for 10 minutes today. We were 6 goals down when I came on to the ground, but I kicked 7 goals and we won the game. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media …”

“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day.”

“Your father got shot in the street and robbed … your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten … and your brother has joined a gang of looters … all while you were having such a great time!”

The young Iraqi is very upset. “What can I say mum, I’m so sorry.”

“Sorry? You’re sorry?” says his mum. “It’s your fault that we moved to Collingwood in the first place.”

[Phantom Gossiper]

One for you SYL.....


Eddie Maguire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie Rules.
He is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood. The kid is signed to a one-year contract and joins the team for the pre-season.

In Round 1, the Pies are down by 6 goals against Carlton with only 10 minutes left. Mick Malthouse gives the young Iraqi lad the nod and he goes onto the ground.

The kid is an immediate sensation and kicks 7 goals in 10 minutes to win the game for the Magpies! The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in love with the new star.

Later on in the change rooms he phones his mum to tell her about his first AFL game.

“Hello mum, guess what?” he says. “I played for 10 minutes today. We were 6 goals down when I came on to the ground, but I kicked 7 goals and we won the game. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media …”

“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day.”

“Your father got shot in the street and robbed … your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten … and your brother has joined a gang of looters … all while you were having such a great time!”

The young Iraqi is very upset. “What can I say mum, I’m so sorry.”

“Sorry? You’re sorry?” says his mum. “It’s your fault that we moved to Collingwood in the first place.”

[interested observer]

:lol: very good IO, you should post that on the collingwood site..
did you watch any of the game?
I forgot the footy was even on until you started singing the hawks song..

Seen a few moments through the bottom of a glass..
Made everything look Pink...
The moments I did see were all good though because it was only when someone told me we had kicked another goal...

[saveyourlegs]

:lol: very good IO, you should post that on the collingwood site..
did you watch any of the game?
I forgot the footy was even on until you started singing the hawks song..

Seen a few moments through the bottom of a glass..
Made everything look Pink...
The moments I did see were all good though because it was only when someone told me we had kicked another goal...

Who was the one that got us on those drinks?

[saveyourlegs]

Did we all enjoy the cricket last night? What a great game

GO THE POMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[interested observer]

Did we all enjoy the cricket last night? What a great game

GO THE POMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F**king Cheats...

[saveyourlegs]

Did we all enjoy the cricket last night? What a great game

GO THE POMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F**king Cheats...

You must be talking about the umps that umpired the hawks v pies game

[catchit]

:lol: very good IO, you should post that on the collingwood site..
did you watch any of the game?
I forgot the footy was even on until you started singing the hawks song..

Seen a few moments through the bottom of a glass..
Made everything look Pink...
The moments I did see were all good though because it was only when someone told me we had kicked another goal...

Who was the one that got us on those drinks?

not sure but they sure went down well.. then again so did all the drinks ...

[catchit]

i dont remember seeing beeroclock?? please tell me he didnt make it

[beeroclock]

Lads.Do yourselves a favour and go to other sports and look at Most Attractive women tennis players.Coaches fave is on page 9.

[saveyourlegs]

Lads.Do yourselves a favour and go to other sports and look at Most Attractive women tennis players.Coaches fave is on page 9.

yeah i was looking at it an hour ago, how good is that 17 year olds knockers

[interested observer]

Lads.Do yourselves a favour and go to other sports and look at Most Attractive women tennis players.Coaches fave is on page 9.

Nothing wrong with Arancha......

[beeroclock]

Dont worry about age,could be 3 like I.O missus and be rabbit eyed.

[interested observer]

Dont worry about age,could be 3 like I.O missus and be rabbit eyed.

You have got more hail damage than the page 9 girl...

[saveyourlegs]

Lads.Do yourselves a favour and go to other sports and look at Most Attractive women tennis players.Coaches fave is on page 9.

Nothing wrong with Arancha......

Thats right they all look the same from behind

[catchit]

Lads.Do yourselves a favour and go to other sports and look at Most Attractive women tennis players.Coaches fave is on page 9.

Nothing wrong with Arancha......

Thats right they all look the same from behind

shit i am glad i didnt stay at yours sat night now