Riverland Football Chatter

[OXnFOX]

That photo of Reno even beats the one of Pricey a few months back.

I havent laughed so long in a while.

By the way CN, another tale to add to your legend:


'A bakery which used a photo of Chuck Norris to scare off burglars has been congratulated on their plan by the legendarily tough action star. The bakers in Split, Croatia, had been broken into almost every week until they put up the poster of the martial arts legend with a sign saying: 'This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris.' In more than a month since the picture was first displayed, the bakery hasn't had a single burglary. Now, Norris has left the bakery a message on his official website saying he is proud to be able to help - even if not in person.

"I am glad to see I have been of assistance over in Croatia where they are using a picture of me to scare thieves," Norris said on his website. "Maybe I'll pay them a visit one day to make sure the message gets across - thieves are never welcome," he said. Sales assistant Mirna Kovac was delighted by the endorsement. She said: 'We are so happy that Chuck likes our sign and welcome him to come and visit us any time. It has really worked for us as people seem to respect him!

GOLD!!

[OXnFOX]

From todays teams.

In: Bird
Out: Ablett


The bird IS THE WORD, even Ablett must stand aside for the bird

[Dogwatcher]

[Dogwatcher]

Preview of a big round of matches:

http://www.riverlandweekly.com.au/Threa ... ?tid=19369

[silicone skyline]

Rivalry round:

Can Loxton North get close to Loxton on Saturday?

The Waikerie Renmark game should be a cracker too.

[kappars]

Preview of a big round of matches:

http://www.riverlandweekly.com.au/Threa ... ?tid=19369

A bit short on quality journo's up there by the looks of things?

[Dogwatcher]

It's possible.
You can be the judge

[Goldberg]

What were the Association scores on the weekend

[silicone skyline]

Preview of a big round of matches:

http://www.riverlandweekly.com.au/Threa ... ?tid=19369

A bit short on quality journo's up there by the looks of things?

Quality journos is a bit of an oxymoron.

[kappars]

It's possible.
You can be the judge

Should send my mate up there to tidy it up a bit. The readers are surely crying out for some substance.

[silicone skyline]

What were the Association scores on the weekend

Riverland 26.13 (169) def Mallee 10.7 (67)
Best: Riverland – D Millard, S Callaghan, R Liddle, P Safralidis, N Farr. Mallee – J Neary, B Sheridan, C Zerk, B Greiger, C Gregory. Goals: Riverland – M Camplin, B Venning 5, M Middleton, R Proud, P Safralidis 3, R Mitchell, D Stevens 2, P Stelzer, L Horner, S Schubert. Mallee – D Caldwell, T McKenna 2, B Greiger, B Schroeder, D Crane, C Webb, J Jackson, B Sheridan

[Dogwatcher]

It's possible.
You can be the judge

Should send my mate up there to tidy it up a bit. The readers are surely crying out for some substance.

Hey look, you're mate's welcome to apply for a job.
If he's any good, he might get a job.

As for substance...what's missing? Any constructive advice is welcomed.

[kappars]

It's possible.
You can be the judge

Should send my mate up there to tidy it up a bit. The readers are surely crying out for some substance.

Hey look, you're mate's welcome to apply for a job.
If he's any good, he might get a job.

As for substance...what's missing? Any constructive advice is welcomed.

Sorry mate, was more of a tongue in cheek comment, didn't realise you'd take it seriously.

Just lacks a bit of polish, structure and emphasis on the highlights.

[Dogwatcher]

Plenty of polish around here

[Dogwatcher]

And one of the journos has lost his highlights, so you might be right there.

[Bum Crack]

It's possible.
You can be the judge

Should send my mate up there to tidy it up a bit. The readers are surely crying out for some substance.

Hey look, you're mate's welcome to apply for a job.
If he's any good, he might get a job.

As for substance...what's missing? Any constructive advice is welcomed.

The unedited version of Talk it Up is missing.

[Dogwatcher]

You mean Tolstoy's War and Peace BC.
Fair dinkum 1000 words!

[Bum Crack]

You mean Tolstoy's War and Peace BC.
Fair dinkum 1000 words!

Charlie's allowed to put his 3000 words of absolute poo in, so what's wrong with 1000 words of our quality journalism?

[Dogwatcher]

I'll have a word to the editor.
But i think that's an unfair assessment of Charlie's stuff.

[Bum Crack]

I'll have a word to the editor.
But i think that's an unfair assessment of Charlie's stuff.

You reckon????