Things that give you the sh1ts

[hawkseye]

My stereo! Just decided not to work and wont give me my AC/DC Powerage cd back.

BOO! I lost Led Zep II and GNR Lies in a house move where my CD player ate them and they have not been seen since. ( 6 years on )

I feel your Pain Booney

[Psyber]

My stereo! Just decided not to work and wont give me my AC/DC Powerage cd back.

BOO! I lost Led Zep II and GNR Lies in a house move where my CD player ate them and they have not been seen since. ( 6 years on )

I feel your Pain Booney

It sounds like a little delicate hammer and chisel work is required...
Actually, in a similar situation I went as far as I could with the screwdriver and then went in with small metal cutters.
The replacement CD player is still working. [Presumably because it sat and watched the process... ]

[hawkseye]

My stereo! Just decided not to work and wont give me my AC/DC Powerage cd back.

BOO! I lost Led Zep II and GNR Lies in a house move where my CD player ate them and they have not been seen since. ( 6 years on )

I feel your Pain Booney

It sounds like a little delicate hammer and chisel work is required...
Actually, in a similar situation I went as far as I could with the screwdriver and then went in with small metal cutters.
The replacement CD player is still working. [Presumably because it sat and watched the process... ]

I love it...scare tactics.

[another grub]

getting served cold Mcdonalds chips

[dedja]

being at McDonalds

[Pidge]

people spelling Michael wrong.. its MichAEl not MichEAl... there is no such name as that. DUH!

[Pseudo]

people spelling Michael wrong.. its MichAEl not MichEAl... there is no such name as that. DUH!

Almost as annoying as folks who get Psuedo (sic) wrong

[Dogwatcher]

Any and I mean any Greg Champion songs.
He sucks!

[leftlegger]

just bought a roast chicken from my local foodland.
got home, ...hungry as, ....ready to scoff.
What??? ... the Parsons nose was missing!!!
best bloody bit!, ...spewin!....almost took the ******* thing back!
....sept I was too hungry and went to work on the rest of it.

[am Bays]

Any and I mean any Greg Champion songs.
He sucks!

Not a fan of Guru Bob then???

[Dogwatcher]

You'll have to explain that reference to me mate.

[am Bays]

You'll have to explain that reference to me mate.

Greg Champion is Guru Bob on the Coodabeen Champions.

Arguably his greatest saying is:

I asked the Supreme Master:
"Supreme Master, why does Collingwood have any fans at all?
He replied:
"Guru Bob. Why does an ugly child, have a mother who loves it?
Think about that.

And these songs are dead set classics!!!

MEMBERS OF THE MCC
tune: born to run [springsteen] words: john ogge-champion
1.
by day we sit in the boardrooms of
our Daddies’ companies
at night we drive down Balwyn Road
in our 4 wheel drive machines
raised on Melway map 59
we grew up living on the right side of the tramlines - woh -
baby my Volvo’s got a roof rack
and the private school kiddies in the back
they go to Wesley and Haileybury
and baby blokes like us we’re members of the MCC
2.
I keep the chains and the ski gear in the 4 car garage
For the long weekends
I’m tossing up between a Lexus and a Merc.
To go with my BM
Baby it’s been a long season
And I might go insane if I don’t escape to Dinner Plain - woh -
When we get through this financial year
If the Nasdaq’s right I’m gonna
Hit the slopes in France or Italy
and baby blokes like us we’re members of the MCC
3.
I’m gonna flash my medallion
Meet some friends of the old man
For a pre-game chardonnay
We’re gonna shoot the breeze about Securities
And find out who’s playin’ today
Baby I’m getting’ tired of all these jokers
who keep singing sarcastic songs about the Dees
and baby blokes like us we’re members of the MCC

and

CRUCIAL STATS
words: Stuart McArthur - Greg Champion
( tune: Kool For Kats - UK Squeeze )

The coach is sendin’ signals
from the box behind the glass
The full back moves in tighter
to prevent a forward pass
The tagging back is sledging
as the go-to forward leads
He doesn’t mind the language
it’s the turn-overs ‘e needs
Today’s key indicator
is reducing needless frees
If they up their tackle tally
and their clanger count is flat
they’ll boost their one-percenters
BE-cause these are crucial stats
they’re crucial….
CRU - CIAL STATS!

Our centre breaks are dreadful
coz we got nowhere to go
They got a gang of midfielders
wot we can’t overfrow
We only kicked one goal
and it was early in the game
Since then we missed eleven
it is SUCH a bleedin shame
It’s funny how our misses always look the bleedin same
but - meanwhile in the rezzies there’s a coupla likely lads
been gettin’ fifty touches
and they’re very crucial stats
they’re crucial...
CRU - CIAL STATS!

To mix it up a little
we rotate the resting ruck
He’s bloody hard to deal with
coz ‘e likes to run amuck
He fancies this ‘e fancies that
he wants to be so flash
He tries to stooge his tagger
into going for the bash
The VFL is calling him - he's heading for a crash
He’s - gotta learn the center square is not a wrestlin’ mat
and work on ‘is effective taps
coz they are crucial stats
they’re crucial….
CRU - CIAL STATS!

[Footy Chick]

Ok, so he's not a Coodabeen Champions fan either.

[Dogwatcher]

I don't mind Coodabeens when I hear them - I just don't like Greg Champion's singing/songs.

[Footy Chick]

The Guru's thoughts on Geelong- Circa 1989.

"I asked my master down at the temple, "What is the reason for Geelongs up-and-down form?"

and he said to me "Simple, they're inconsistent"

He told me to think about that and then continued:

" Some people are destined never to experience joy, satisfaction and fulfillment in their lives. For these people, God has given us the Geelong Football Club"

[JK]

Lip-Kissers .. Fair enough if it's your other half or a bubba or something, but why do friends and family members (usually the older ones) have to do it???

[dedja]

Lip-Kissers .. Fair enough if it's your other half or a bubba or something, but why do friends and family members (usually the older ones) have to do it???

One of the benefits of being a choc ... always the cheek (both sides) and most of the oldies just do airies anyway.

[JK]

Lip-Kissers .. Fair enough if it's your other half or a bubba or something, but why do friends and family members (usually the older ones) have to do it???

One of the benefits of being a choc ... always the cheek (both sides) and most of the oldies just do airies anyway.

Exactly how it should be

[Dirko]

Lip-Kissers .. Fair enough if it's your other half or a bubba or something, but why do friends and family members (usually the older ones) have to do it???

Are any of them MILF's ?

[dedja]

Are any of them MILF's ?

Hey, I'm married to one of those!