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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby JAS » Mon May 25, 2009 5:55 pm

Who knew we had so many wannabe pimps on here???? :roll:

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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby hearts on fire » Mon May 25, 2009 5:56 pm

JAS wrote:Who knew we had so many wannabe pimps on here???? :roll:

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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Dog_ger » Mon May 25, 2009 5:58 pm

hearts on fire wrote:
JAS wrote:Who knew we had so many wannabe pimps on here???? :roll:

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i am a pimp.


Me too... ;)

I sell myself at my place of employment for pittance.... :lol:
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby silicone skyline » Mon May 25, 2009 6:01 pm

hearts on fire wrote:
JAS wrote:Who knew we had so many wannabe pimps on here???? :roll:

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i am a pimp.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby JAS » Mon May 25, 2009 6:06 pm

Dog_ger wrote:
hearts on fire wrote:
JAS wrote:Who knew we had so many wannabe pimps on here???? :roll:

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i am a pimp.


Me too... ;)

I sell myself at my place of employment for pittance.... :lol:


Nah...that just makes you a prostitute Dog_ger...if you sold Mrs Dog_ger for a pittance at work you'd be a pimp :lol:

HOF...you're too young to be a pimp :lol:

For the record if I'd had a hubby who wanted to take up an offer like that (very, very unlikely as I'm no Demi Moore...I wish) then I'd have his bags packed in a heart beat...especially if it had to be with Robert Redford...ewwwwww ;)

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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Dog_ger » Mon May 25, 2009 6:33 pm

JAS, (Demi Moore) What about if it was the girl...?

Not the hubby... :lol:

You always think the worst, but look on the other side of your thoughts.... :shock: ;)
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby JAS » Mon May 25, 2009 6:59 pm

Dog_ger wrote:JAS, (Demi Moore) What about if it was the girl...?

Not the hubby... :lol:

You always think the worst, but look on the other side of your thoughts.... :shock: ;)


I'd still say no cos I don't think people should be bought and sold at any price, for any purpose.

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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby SABRE » Mon May 25, 2009 7:20 pm

I'M HORRIFIED !
What a disgusting thread !
An utterly disgraceful subject !
I wouldn't inflict 'Fort Battle-Axe' upon any other man, even if I had the $1 million to pay !

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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Punk Rooster » Mon May 25, 2009 7:48 pm

my alter ego suggests this- ask your missus if she would, & if she says "yes", give her a bit of "what for"....


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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Kahuna » Mon May 25, 2009 8:09 pm

JAS wrote:
I'd still say no cos I don't think people should be bought and sold at any price, for any purpose.

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An old joke not unrelated to the subject goes something like this

A man approaches a good looking girl and asks if she would consider sleeping with him for a million dollars. She tells him "Anywhere,any time".
He then asks if she would sleep with him for ten dollars to which she indignantly replies"What sort of girl do you think I am?"
He answers "We have already established that. Now we are negotiating a price."
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby overloaded » Mon May 25, 2009 8:10 pm

You are all BSing. If the $1,000,000 in cash was sitting in front of you. A lot of you couples would take it. I know I would without a doubt.
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby another grub » Mon May 25, 2009 8:57 pm

You would be crazy not to take the money. Might take Mrs Grub down to skycity and try it out
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby JK » Mon May 25, 2009 9:36 pm

another grub wrote:You would be crazy not to take the money. Might take Mrs Grub down to skycity and try it out

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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue May 26, 2009 12:00 am

Well......I officially announce that this is the funniest string Í've seen on this website

I shed tears, and Mrs Jimmy did as well when I showed her

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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Booney » Tue May 26, 2009 8:48 am

Perhaps the 'indecent' part of the whole thing is that he only offered $1m?
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Psyber » Tue May 26, 2009 8:54 am

Booney wrote:Perhaps the 'indecent' part of the whole thing is that he only offered $1m?

He wasn't believable as a successful business man - surely he should have started at a few hundred dollars and worked up slowly...
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Booney » Tue May 26, 2009 9:23 am

Psyber wrote:
Booney wrote:Perhaps the 'indecent' part of the whole thing is that he only offered $1m?

He wasn't believable as a successful business man - surely he should have started at a few hundred dollars and worked up slowly...


For a million bucks I wouldn't have it any other way! ;)
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby overloaded » Tue May 26, 2009 9:44 am

$1,000,000
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby rogernumber10 » Tue May 26, 2009 10:07 am

On the reverse side of the scenario, if you had 4-5 million in spare cash lying around, how many of you would be thinking of a couple of proposals you'd like to make, just to see what sort of result you could get for your cash?
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Re: Indecent proposal

Postby Footy Chick » Tue May 26, 2009 10:11 am

overloaded wrote:$1,000,000


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